Recent content by TzarChasm

I figure a headshot from a Crysis Gauss Rifle ought to be merciful enough. At least it's not Deathspank's Poop Hammer.... I'm kind of surprised by just how many people in this thread are still playing Crysis. ^^

Add to my list: the Southern accent. Ah, why not just add the whole of Southern "culture" to my list while I'm at it?

I hate the fact that the vast majority of Americans are arrogant, self-centered and culturally blind fools who border on illiteracy. I hate that most of my nation consists of people who are tradition-bound and absolutely hard-nosed about their patriotism despite the fact that our politicians...

I'm in the minority here but I'm perfectly okay with?and open about?that: I lost my virginity at 28 to my wife. I couldn't be any happier that I waited my whole life for her, because what we share now is unaffected by burdensome comparisons to past lovers, feelings of inadequacy or inhibitions...

This! This is another reason I hate Facebook. Even if you don't use it you can't avoid it. I can't count on two hands the number of times in a week I hear my wife or her family and friends say, "I heard about [X] on Facebook," or "I love the pictures you posted on Facebook." People look at me...

I don't use Facebook, Twitter, Myspace or any other insipid social networking site because they're cesspools full of the lowest common human denominators. If I wanted to read a bunch of tripe pumped out by illiterate whores with nothing better to do than update me on the sandwich they just ate...