I don't use Facebook, Twitter, Myspace or any other insipid social networking site because they're cesspools full of the lowest common human denominators. If I wanted to read a bunch of tripe pumped out by illiterate whores with nothing better to do than update me on the sandwich they just ate or the nap they took yesterday I'd just join a forum and... oh, damn.
Either way, "social networking" is the most pretentious, shallow and stupid waste of time on the Internet. It's like StumbleUpon, but without the potential to be informative, useful or fun. It gets really old after the fourth time you write something personally relevant or insightful and get a "tl;dr," or no comments at all. Meanwhile, all 1,328 of your "friends" (most of whom are people you might say nine words in any given year) are posting "lol d00d, ur lief rly sux cuz u ca'nt half sex wit ur grrrrlfrnd ntil she turn's 1;8 lol."
If I had my way I'd tear the entire site down and subject its creators to a public caning. I'd consider that the least I could to do benefit society. I hate Facebook like I'd hate AIDS flavored soda. The only place on the Internet with less to offer humanity is 4chan, but there's plenty of overlap there, no doubt.
Either way, great thread, thank you. I haven't registered for a forum in nearly a year and I signed up solely to post in here. It's good to see that there are still a few marginally intelligent people out there somewhere.
~Tz
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