Recent content by Uberman5000

This university's in my hometown. I'm sort of embarrassed. Though I sort of thought the whole confusing it with a real gun thing kind of passed when they changed it from grey to orange two and a half decades ago. Guess not. :/

How about the Star Rod from Paper Mario? Bit of a kiddie choice, but then I can have anything I damn well please.

You're a bit late to the pony-hate hoedown, sport.

Well it's better than people that need the shit loved and tolerated out of them. :P

Have you ever watched a pony give birth? It's a beautiful spectacle. If the show gets more ambitious, there should be an episode about one of the ponies about to have a foal.

This is inexplicably hilarious.

Also, didn't Twilight Sparkle used to live in an ivory tower [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivory_Tower] before Princess Celestia made her go to Ponyville, suggesting academic elitism? Even now, her dwelling is on the high floor of the town library, which apparently no one but her uses. Even now...

Well, nothing in Ponyville works by itself: Rainbow Dash has to push in rainclouds, Applejack has to grow the food for everyone to eat, and so on and so forth, which is a lot like socialism. The Everfree Forest, where everything "happens on its own" and that this is "unnatural" suggests that the...

So it's not just Hamlet, then.

She should have married Harry because she's my favourite character and screw logic!

It still works, I'm just used to doing it on other forums. :P

There is so much love in this thread here today!

We're so glad to see so many of you lovely Ponies here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Equestria's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Pony Hotel Ballroom at this time. We sincerely hope that you all enjoy the show...

What about "Holey moley, that's a lot of holeys!" :D

I'm like the Jane Goodall of Ponies: I enjoy studying them and learning their ways, those Ponies in the Mist. Let's cool off from the rhetoric for a bit, and love and tolerate the shit out of each other for a while. Look, I drew me as a Pony: Neigh!