Recent content by UkibyTheMaid

John Marston. I'm dead.

There are two things that 1) annoy me and 2) distract me a lot. And these things are red screens and BEEPING SOUNDS WHEN YOU ARE DYING. I don't need a constant beeping sound warning me about my death! I can see the health meter! I'm completely aware of the fact that I'm about to die! I...

Really? Thank God! I thought I was the only one that was hearing MGS stuff everywhere! And since I like Campbell and I was "Nah, I'm just hearing things, really..."

Oh man... Why the hell something as cheap as an avvie can't be used by both accounts but something as expensive as a full game can? That makes little to no sense XD

Hey, I give a crap! I still play Pokémon Pinball from time to time because it's fun! And one million points <3 Which table was that? I don't remember which hi-score I got in it, but all I know is that I'm first on the hi-score board XD

I KNEW IT! Cake is a code for something! I was telling my mom when I bought the game. I told her "OK, this cake deal has to be a code for something. No one in the world would be so willing to get cake, so badly." Also, I'll never know why the hell Mario never says '2' after Super Mario...

So, on my PS3, i have two accounts. Let's call them account A and account B. Account A has all my 'real' info like my address here in Brazil, my name and all that jazz. Account B has a 'fake' american address. Why do i have two accounts you ask? Well, because the PSN sucks and won't let me...

Well, I'm slowly admiting to the world that I am, indeed, in love with watching/reading/looking at gay stuff. What bothers me is that, if a guy says that he watches lesbian stuff, this is a-OK. But if a girl like me enjoys watching gay sex, it's, OMG! Unnatural! But I have my books, with...

Same here... It's pretty sad actually.

"Hey guys, we are on a boat!" "You shut up!"

This Milli Vanilli thinbg always bothered me for one thing: why, in the name of GOD the people who actually sang the songs didn't want to come up and sing themselves? Were they horribly disfigured or what? I mean, there are so many ugly people that sing and are famous because their songs are...

This sounds like fun <3 And way more productive than 'trolling' 15 years old girls XD

Look, I don't like Justin Bieber, but that doesn't mean I want to scar his fans for the rest of their lives with shock pornography. After all, his fanbase consists of, mostly, young teenage girls who really aren't used to this type of thing :/

"Weeeell, that sucks." And most probably: "Oh my god, oh dear Lord, why??? *breaks down in tears*"

I kinda like your logic. I really do. =3