Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Ramare]

*snip*

Well, unless there's a Spetsnaz commando standing outside my door, I'm fine. In the event that there is, I'm pretty much screwed. Though, I have a survival knife right here...if I can get in out of it's little holding holster-type thing, and hit him anywhere with it, I will successfully win! I don't care if that's redundant!

Maybe if I throw this Airsoft Glock-18 at him, that'll distract him long enough to get it out, then it's just a matter of who stabs the other in the neck first...After insulting him in his native language, I'm pretty sure I would win. Unless the prick threw it, though...But that'd just hurt. Unless he hit me in the eye. I'll stop, now, and call it a 50/50.

Unless it's not what's on the pin, but the pin itself...Then hey, free cool pin. I could make it into a necklace!

 

[MordinSolus]

Hmm...Mordin would probably inject me with a varren STD (Mass Effect 2 reference), freeze me, set me on fire, then, if I'm still standing, twist my internal organs into a knot...outside my body...ow

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

seeing as how shes the depraved, sexually fueled evil side of me, if she kills me then she dies too! Win win, bitches.

 

[Angryranter101]

I think I can take Captain Anonymous here. Then again, no visable weak points such as eyes or nose.Then again, no lower body.... or upper body for that matter...

 

[UkibyTheMaid]

John Marston.

I'm dead.

 

[Resonantscythe]

Gene starwind.

A guy who has an entire space pirate crime-syndicate after him, and systematically takes down it's biggest hitmen and leader (who, by the way are freakin' wizards).

I'm gone.

 

[DaMullet]

...God dammit.

Well, at least you already know how it feels to have your avatar come after you!



For me. yeah.... I think I'm toast. Grabbed by the neck and thrown through 4-5 walls.

 

[lokun489]

Oh no...nothing! wow...actually that's still pretty badass...

 

[Romblen]

Thankfully my avatar is a World War II sniper, so he's at least 80 years old by now. I think I'll be alright.

 

[FollowUp]

Naw.... Lil' Cactus would never hurt me! Although if he did I'd be screwed, he runs fast for a cactus.

Tyrannosaurs in F-14s?

...yeah...

hell yes.

 

[Loki Cain]

OK so either i'm just hitting myself over and over, or i have an evil twin... ive always wanted an evil twin.

 

[mr_pants66]

i am going to get NUKED and then shot like 300 times

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Mine is the MCR Fabulous Killjoy Spider...

oh joy...

 

[stonethered]

It's a dragon, I think I actually stand a fairly decent chance.

Guns work on dragons, right?

unless it's Dragon Army, in which case I will eventually die.
When they learn to drive and can catch me.

 

[Zeema]

I dont think She will mind

but if she did attack yeah im screwed

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, I'm dead...And he's watching my lifestory. Great.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I am more fucked than any of you guys combined.
Shite.

You really think so?

I mean mine would be endless explosions wouldn't it? It would just keep exploding its way around through New York, Warsaw, Berlin, Moscow we would all end up dead because of unstoppable explosions.

 

[Funkysandwich]

It's alright, my car isn't running at the moment.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Oh deary...

 

[Sandytimeman]

Tyrannosaurs in F-14s?

...yeah...

Epic Calvin and hobbes reference. I have one hope and one really bad nightmare on mine.

A) It rolls a one and critically fails to hit me

B) It rolls a crit on a called shot to my right eye.