Recent content by Undedd Jester

So it sold well... Might have something to do with the people like myself that bought it, hoping against hope that it would actually be good. Sold well matters fuck all, its does it play well that counts. Then again supose they've made their bloody money so guess their happy at least

Infamous came across similar to Prototype for me as a game that was a good game by modern standards. However Modern standards tbh are kinda naff... so the game was decent but not amazing...

Had quite a few, but Nutrition Matters on Nintendo Wii was the easiest one to see. We got it in the delivery to the store and I nearly wet myself. We tried to sell it in place of the out of stock Wii Fit but even then noone bought it xD

Halo: doesn't really count as it doesn't really represent getting wounded, more your shield being disipated and then your body taking damage. Although I see why you say it :) Far Cry 2: Minor damage didn't recover you merely had a life bar that recovered when you used a health pack, although...

LoL, ladies and gentleman, what we have here is a perfect specimen of the not so elusive internet forum troll. Shocking how fast the mods got a ban out, they dont screw around xD In any case I'm deffo gonna buy this game from work tommorow (Staff discount FTW ^^), I had my doubts about an...

"Hey dude, you gonna come with me to the store?" "Why? I dont want anything from there, would be really pointless..." "Like your dick" ^^

An awesome one from collegehumor in their song we didn't start the flame war http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos Superkid: Whos the girl in that pic? I want her to show her tits -- Tina: So Gross I wonder why girls dont come to this site! Josh: This picture FTW, I'd bone the...

"My dick is only 2 inches... from the floor!" "Whats that dude? I cant hear you from that far down" "Well, stop sucking my dick then" "I would if it didn't take me so long to find the damn thing" xD

"Jeez dude your getting a little fat" "Thats cause everytime I fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit"

I did have 2 friends in school who ahted each other and would always try and one up one another. Their names were Gary and George, so one day Gary walks into the form room, goes up to George and sings "George... has only got one ball!" And George barely a second later replies "Gary... has...

LoL! I can't think of a comeback to that one at all xD

I do remember once I came into the back at work frustrated swearing left right and cente. I said something like "fucking cock and ass bullshit!" My boss replied "You talk alot about cocks and assholes for a straight guy eh?" I answered "Thats cause I work with so many Jim" xD

So you openly admit you can't read more than 2 sentences... thats very big of you. You know what they say, the first step to solving a problem is admitting you have a problem. Oh snap this post is more than 2 sentences long, my bad :P

is getting a good response either way, and to be fair in the space of 4 hours after posting this there were another 5 pages worth of threads posted after this one, so any other similar threads would be a collasal waste of time to search for... Like your balls :P

"You look like a monkey in a negligee!" "I look that much like you fiancee?" LawL xD