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    Your biggest turn OFF?

    Skinny legs. I saw this hot guy at work once, we flirted a bit, but when he walked out from behind the counter he had these long and skinny little chicken legs in tight tight pants. I made a noise and pointed right away. He thought he had a stain on his crotch. I laughed. That and guys...
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    So my mom still thinks I'm gay... (A Follow-Up)

    Eh, maybe they see something you don't. Why not try it? If you ever need a kind, gentle woman to help guide you along the path of alternative living, look me up. I mean, it won't kill you. For the record, God only turns gay men into pillars of salt. He's totally ok with lesbians. It's...
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    Immortality! And all it will cost are your "family jewels"

    WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH there captain biology, that's not the same thing as having your tubes tied. Sex is definitely still a viable option here. I was about to say I'd do it (I've got nothing to lose at this point), but as long as we're clear that non-reproductive sex is still ok.
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    How is it even possible for someone this stupid to be in an honors class?

    This guy sounds like a wise-guy, but this is true: Exhibit A) A longtime friend of mine, who not only was in all Honors but A.P., went to a prestigious school, then on to an Ivy league college. I saw him one break after his sophomore year, and we were doing some table-top gaming. In one...
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    My girlfriend won't stop talking about her period

    It can get pretty bad. I think it's the hardest on girls who are either out of shape, or really skinny. No matter what though, there's very little that can help. Some girls don't want to be touched at all, because they feel oozy-disgusting or are wracked by terrible pains. I'm one of the...
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    The Mech: Militarily Feasible?

    The question is, why would you even want to? No, not feasible, and if someone went out of their way to make one, no one would use it.
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    Games that will hold up to this day, and probrably, forever.

    I disagree, and I think the very existence of this thread, and the fact that so many of us agree on the same games, is proof enough for that.
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    Why is "Casual" bad?

    Casual Gamers are harmless. Retarded, but harmless. Anyone who is an advocate of casual gaming, try this neat little trick: Set up your webcam to record your face while you're playing a "casual game." Then do it, for as long as you like. Come back the next day, and watch the recording of...
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    RIFT - Will it be big, or just another flop?

    It'll probably flop, but I'm trying the Beta anyway. I never had an interest in WoW and I don't get why it rose above all its competitors.
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    Was it Homophobic?

    I think we're all missing the point here. It's not the content that matters; what's of moral relevance is whether or not it is ok to hang posters. And I say no, no it isn't.
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    Not another Hero Generator..!

    Doug Deter Weapon: Sword Outfit: Tuxedo Talent: He's an Escapist ;) "Is it always this slow?"
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    Black Gods and Female Space Marines; A Sexy Study

    Hiemdall is not a very good band. None of them are black, or women, but they might be Space Marines.
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    Random quote time

    "Never believe anything you hear at a woman's tit." - Ser Waymar Royce, A Game of Thrones
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    Weirdest/Funniest/Lamest threat you've received

    You hook up with that friend of yours?
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    Poll: Is Minecraft a game?

    It is not a Game because it is Art and Games can never be Art.