Random quote time

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
guess were i got that from

another i like is

"Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."
or
"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
there both essentially to same

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot."

"Give a man a fire, keep him warm for the night. Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his miserable life."

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

"It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell."
"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"
"books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke"
"Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth. "

 

[DragonBorn96]

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." - Sovereign - Mass Effect

 

[Jelly ^.^]

"Today, every living cell on earth will die.

You had one chance."

 

[Wilko316]

Don't think you are, know you are. - Morpheus, The Matrix.

This actually summarised how I think.

 

[Woodsey]

"Today, every living cell on earth will die.

You had one chance."

I just thought about playing that again, and then I realised...

OT: "Tom, Tom, Tom - you can't trust a dame."

 

[Zack McSleuthburger]

"I am vividly constructing a big batch of SHUT IT STEW!"
From this series (but not this episode.

 

[Oz Draconis]

"You're the ghost that lingers in my past" Trocadero-Good Fight.

"Oh, so you're here to pump me for information, is that it?"
"What else would I pump you for...wait.."- Spike+Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"There is no eleven you F***ING W****!" Church(Red vs. Blue)

"Did I ever tell you 'bout the time me and my buddy Kieth were tryin' to make fireworks? Now I didn't know shit 'bout chemistry but he figured gasoline burns don't it? 3rd degree burns on 95% of his body..." ELLIS!<3(LEFT4DEAD2)

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei(Yu Yu Hakusho)

"DIE MILKSHAKE, DIE!!" The Pharaoh(Yu-Gi-Oh Abrigded)

"No I don't find that red dress very intimidating but, OH F*** a PINK dress! Shit's getting real!!" - Yahtzee

"You don't want to do that, friend." John Marston(Red Dead Redemption)

I would put more but that would require effort and, personally, you're not worth it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I cast Flare.

Of Witty Wizards fame. Sir Schmoopy for the win.

 

[Ice Car]

"Is a claptrap not entitled to the oil of his brow? No says the man at Hyperion, it belongs to his owner! No says the Fortune Hunter, it belongs splattered on the floor! But we chose something different! We chose ROBOLUTION!"

Borderlands DLC4.

"I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT"
"Dinosaurs, without the benefit of fire-proof surfboards were ill-equipped to survive"

Advance Wars Days of Ruin.

 

[higgs20]

"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value." - Einstein

 

[BENZOOKA]

"No one must be asked by me to leave the room"
-Inspector Tiger

 

[SkyeNeko]

Don't think you are, know you are. - Morpheus, The Matrix.

This actually summarised how I think.

reminded me of a good quote: "Because you didn't come here to make the choice. You've already made it. You're here to try to understand why you made it." -Oracle, Matrix
also summarizes how i think
also this...

"No I don't find that red dress very intimidating but, OH F*** a PINK dress! Shit's getting real!!" - Yahtzee

 

[Nova Helix]

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
Douglas Adams

 

[Unspeakable]

"Never believe anything you hear at a woman's tit."
- Ser Waymar Royce, A Game of Thrones

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. SO SAYS MR. STEWART.

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

"No-body expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Oh, c'mon, it's a random quotes thread! Monty Python was gonna appear sooner or later.

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left."

 

[SckizoBoy]

"It's a mother beautiful bridge, and it's going to be there" - Oddball, Kelly's heroes

And I'm a big fan of British radio comedy. All the following are from the most excellent program called 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'.
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it scubadive
- You can't teach an old dog new... ah yes, you can't teach an old dog nuclear physics
- and so, as the rogue purple underpants of time begin their assault on the whites-only wash cycle of destiny, and the twin buttocks of fate are sucked into the malfunctioning chemical
toilet of eternity
- ladies and gentlemen, as the hamster of time spins round on the wheel of eternity, and the lorry driver of fate makes a mental note to scrape it off later

"OK chief!" *smacks Oddball's shoulder* - Moriarity (his laugh when he says 'whatever you say, babe' is hilarious)

Fucking sweet film!

And I raise you anything from News Quiz! Jeremy Hardy: when I die, I want to be scattered, not cremated, just scattered!

Good ovoning. Horo's tho nows at ton.

Good ol' Ronnie (RIP) 'O wata na siam!'

'So, ware omou, iueni kimi ari da' - Mindhack
(Yes, I think, therefore, you are)

'You should find yourself some outlets.'
'I have plenty of outlets.'
'I meant besides vaginas.' Ezio & Maria

'Uh, what're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?'
'I'd say running would be a good idea.' Hank Azaria & Jean Reno (can't remember the character names)