Random quote time

[Ross Emmingham]

My personal fav (even though it isn't actual canon)
"Are you serious?"
"No, i'm Harry. He's Sirius"
The man in question just grin and shook his head amusedly.

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

On his deathbed...

Priest: "Do you wish to renounce Satan?"
Voltaire: "Now is not the time to be making enemies!"


Australian Gamer Podcast

Matt: "There are two types of people who enjoyed 'Titanic'-"
Yug: "I'm not gonna like this, am I?"
Matt: "Women...and bitches. And you can pick which of those two categories you want to fall under."

 

[Talal Provides]

I'm going to go with the douchiest last words in all of human history:

"What an artist dies in me."

-Nero

And to balance it out, the most kickass last words in all of human history:

"There is nothing proper about what you're doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly."

-Cicero

 

[revolutionaification]

"Reputation, reputation, reputation! Oh I have lost my reputation!
I have lost the immortal part of myself
And what remains is bestial."


Damn English essays getting stuck in my mind. It's the weekend now, I shouldn't have to deal with you.

 

[bak00777]

"I realize that I use the word fuck [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1J1aB_iQ0Y] a lot... and I'd apologize for that, but I don't give a shit."

lol sounds like my English Professor. The first day of class he said "Look i an not going to censure you as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. So.. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck. Anyone hurt? No? Didnt think so."

 

[The Wykydtron]

"Only a foolish fool would believe such a foolish fools foolish dream!"

Franziska von Karma

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."

Cyril Connolly.

 

[Joepow]

Then Gidean best get his pretentious ass up here cause I'm about to kick yours out of the great white norse.

Ramona in Scott Pilgrim vs the world

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

"Money can't buy you love. But it can rent it on a Las Vegas street corner."

-My Dad

 

[orientalexpress530]

i have many favourite quotes including
"we are the road crew, we work on the road"- psyconauts
"kick her in the balls" scott pilgrim
and the greatest of all time is from the movie cloverfield an epic masterpiece in writing in which our heroes best friend says " rob its time to leave the electrical store" a true masterpiece in cinematic narrative

 

[farscythe]

Hey fuck ass, give me a beer

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Spoiler: No actual spoilers. Just for organizational purposes.

"Well... you could do that. Yeah, you could do that. Of course you could! But why? Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than- no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!"

Spoiler

"Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares; even big scary monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster?"

"What do monsters have nightmares about?"

"Me! Ha!"

Spoiler: Now this one DOES have spoilers, for the Dr Who special The End of Time. It was between seasons 4 and 5, and the spoiler is fairly massive. Youve been warned.

Wilf: They've gone, then? Good-oh. If you could let me out?
The Doctor: Yeah...
Wilf: Only, this thing seems to be making a bit of a noise...
The Doctor: The Master left the nuclear bolt running. It's gone into overload.
Wilf: And that's bad, then, is it?
The Doctor: No, because the excess radiation gets vented inside there. Vinvocci glass. Contains it. All 500,000 rads, about to flood that thing.
Wilf: Oh... well you'd better let me out then!
The Doctor: Except it's gone critical. Touch one control, and it floods. [The Doctor looks at his sonic screwdriver] Even this would set it off.
Wilf: I'm sorry.
The Doctor: [quietly] Sure.
Wilf: Look, just leave me.
The Doctor: [angrily] OK, right, then, I will. Because you just had to go in there, didn't you? You had to go and get stuck, oh yes! Because that's who you are, Wilfred! You were always this. Waiting for me all this time!
Wilf: Oh, really, just leave me. I'm an old man, Doctor, I've had my time.
The Doctor: [still angry] Well, exactly, look at you. Not remotely important. But me... I could do so much more! So much more! But this is what I get, my reward. And it's not fair! [resigned to his fate] Oh... lived too long. [Wilf pleads with him to reconsider sacrificing himself] Wilfred. It's my honour. [Enters the booth] Better be quick: three, two, one...
[The Doctor locks his booth, letting Wilf out, and collapses in agony as his body absorbs all the radiation]

More of a conversation, but it still counts.

 

[creothes]

the orcs would see to take it from us; this we cannot allow

 

[aenimau5]

"elements of the past and the future combinin to create something not quite as good as either"
The mighty boosh

 

[Baby Eater]

"Henshin a go-go, baby!"

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"Polymorphed rabbits are indestructible..."

Good times... Good times...