"HEY! That Thing's got my things! it's got it's sallow, clammy hands all over my doodads, touchin' my junk! No one touches Oghren's junk AND LIVES!!!"-Dragon Age: Origins
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"-The DungeonMaster
"I have tied my dagger to my belt. Should you try and steal it again, the rope will remind you that stealing is wrong."
"But...Er, you just told me i can no longer steal it, why would i even try?"
"I..."
"Anyway, here's your ring back."-Dragon Age: Awakening
"I suppose you think all women should be barefoot and pregnant."
"Absolutely not! i encourage all women to wear shoes!"-Sledge Hammer!
"Mr. Hammer, can you explain to us what happened?"
"Of course, ma'am, i was just doing some shopping when two men armed with shotguns entered the store and demanded money. At that point i drew my magnum and killed them both. Then i bought some eggs, milk...And some of those little cocktail weenies."
"Mr. Hammer, do you think your actions in the store were right?"
"Of course, i had no groceries at all."-Sledge Hammer!