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"swooping is bad" - Alistair, Dragon Age
"And we had to share the rock" - Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2
"And don't call me Shirley" - Captain Price, Call of duty Modern warfare
"I am evil homer" - Simpsons Hit and run
"[-Anything said by Commander Shepard-]" - Mass effect series
"And we had to share the rock" - Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2
"And don't call me Shirley" - Captain Price, Call of duty Modern warfare
"I am evil homer" - Simpsons Hit and run
"[-Anything said by Commander Shepard-]" - Mass effect series
"You know what, I've learned something today. No matter how bad things may seem-"
"They could always be worse"
"No. No matter how bad things get, they can't be any better and they can't be any worse. Because that's the way things fuckin' are. And you'd better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitchin'."
Probably my favorite line from Red Vs. Blue from the great Church himself.
"They could always be worse"
"No. No matter how bad things get, they can't be any better and they can't be any worse. Because that's the way things fuckin' are. And you'd better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitchin'."
Probably my favorite line from Red Vs. Blue from the great Church himself.
"Wait wouldn't that mean you go twice as much... or ten times as much?"Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
*Boom*
"Hey I thought it was my turn!"
"That was the lightning round"
"who's in the lightn-"
"-me!"
Now for 3 quotes of mine
"Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep..." -Sputnik
"...If I had just hoisted a seven foot demon into the air and cut in half with one swing I wouldn't sit there scowling I'd go 'F*CKING H*LL! DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT? I'M SQUIRTING MACHISMO OUT OF MY NIPPLES OVER HERE! I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!'"
"SON OF A *UM ****ING FU*K MONSTER! WHY THE FU** DOES ALL THIS FU*** S*** HAPPEN TO ME? F****** MY LIFE! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISURABLE F***ING C***S! LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO **** ME OVER AND F*** ME IN THE A**! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SH** RECEPTICLE!
WELL AS FAR AS I CARE THESE MISERABLE C*** CAN HAVE A F***** B**** WITH A GOD D*** PIG!"
SON OF A GUM CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME? FORGET MY LIFE! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISURABLE FAILING CLODS! LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTICLE!
WELL AS FAR AS I CARE THESE MISURABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBEQUE WITH A GOD DANG PIG!
WELL AS FAR AS I CARE THESE MISURABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBEQUE WITH A GOD DANG PIG!
"DODGE!"
"For the end of the world spell... press CTRL, ALT, Delete"
"THERE'S! SOMETHING! ON! THE WING!"
and my last one...
"You're not even alive. Not really. You're just a machine, and machines can be broken."
"Just once, I'd like to walk into a place, ask someone for help and have them say, 'Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.'"
-Commander Shepard
"C'mon guys, can't we all just get Beyond Thunderdome? How many times do you get to make that joke, people?! NEVAR! WOOOOO~!"
-The Spoony One
"Just because you're brave doesn't mean you're capable!"
"TASTE THE RAINBOW, MUTHAFUCKAH!"
-Nostalgia Critic
"Modern Warfare, Modern Warfare, cluck cluck, gibber gibber, hello, bang, dead."
"... and if you aren't paying attention, *CLAP CLAP* OI!"
-Yahtzee
"100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access."
-Evil Overlord List
"Just once, I'd like to walk into a place, ask someone for help and have them say, 'Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.'"
-Commander Shepard
"C'mon guys, can't we all just get Beyond Thunderdome? How many times do you get to make that joke, people?! NEVAR! WOOOOO~!"
-The Spoony One
"Just because you're brave doesn't mean you're capable!"
"TASTE THE RAINBOW, MUTHAFUCKAH!"
-Nostalgia Critic
"Modern Warfare, Modern Warfare, cluck cluck, gibber gibber, hello, bang, dead."
"... and if you aren't paying attention, *CLAP CLAP* OI!"
-Yahtzee
"100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access."
-Evil Overlord List
"Objects once measured in meters have become so small that they cannot be seen by the naked eye, with revolutionary applications across the board. Gentlemen, forget what your courtesans have told you: size does matter!"
CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Morgan Industries Annual Report
"When your best case scenario is 5km of nuclear contamination you know someone messed up"
CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Morgan Industries Annual Report
"When your best case scenario is 5km of nuclear contamination you know someone messed up"
Please note that the following does not represent my personal views and beliefs in any way, shape or form, neither on abortion, nor on any other topic. I just find it one the most hilariously disturbing pieces of dark comedy I've ever come across.
"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies. It's just the notion of giving women a choice that sits with me wrong."
I have a few quotes in mind.
"My plan was perfect, but there was one thing I overlooked one factor I failed to calculate. He's a dumbass and there is no accounting for dumbass...ness." (Agito from Air Gear)
"Tenth I brought you some white roses."
"Ah! why are they red?"
"I got ran over a few times on the way here." (Gokudera Hitman Reborn)
Finally this jewel.
"We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass." (Shigure Sohma Fruits Basket)
"My plan was perfect, but there was one thing I overlooked one factor I failed to calculate. He's a dumbass and there is no accounting for dumbass...ness." (Agito from Air Gear)
"Tenth I brought you some white roses."
"Ah! why are they red?"
"I got ran over a few times on the way here." (Gokudera Hitman Reborn)
Finally this jewel.
"We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass." (Shigure Sohma Fruits Basket)
"A monumental black hole. A swirling headstone marking the spot where we used to live and play and slaughter the innocent."
"Don't move! Or I'll fill ya full of... little yellow bolts of light!"
"I've always wondered what could be beyond height and width, depth and time." - "Nausea."
[lengthy technical explanation] - "Do you understand any of those words?" - "Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek, it's just the order that they're in."
"We have a situation up here." - "I'm sure it's not any more interesting than the situation down here." - "Well, remember Rygel's assassination attempt? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive." - "I stand corrected."
"Guys! I apologize in advance for any incivility or insensitivity on my part, but it is beer o'clock... Where the hell is my riot?"
Aaah, I could go on for pages...
I love Farscape!
"Don't move! Or I'll fill ya full of... little yellow bolts of light!"
"I've always wondered what could be beyond height and width, depth and time." - "Nausea."
[lengthy technical explanation] - "Do you understand any of those words?" - "Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek, it's just the order that they're in."
"We have a situation up here." - "I'm sure it's not any more interesting than the situation down here." - "Well, remember Rygel's assassination attempt? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive." - "I stand corrected."
"Guys! I apologize in advance for any incivility or insensitivity on my part, but it is beer o'clock... Where the hell is my riot?"
Aaah, I could go on for pages...
I love Farscape!