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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
-- Douglas Adams
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
-- Socrates
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
-- H. P. Lovecraft
-- Douglas Adams
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
-- Socrates
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
-- H. P. Lovecraft
Coach Morceau Oleander: The Human Mind: 600 miles of synaptic fiber, five and a half ounces of cranial fluid, 1500 grams of complex neural matter... a three-pound pile of dreams. But I'll tell you what it really is. It is the ultimate battlefield--and, the ultimate weapon. The wars of this modern age--The Psychic Age--are fought somewhere between these damp, curvaceous undulations. From this day forward, you are all psychic soldiers. Paranormal paratroopers! Mental marines who are about to ship out on the adventure of their lives! This (points to the brain diagram) is our beachhead! And this [points to his own head] is your landing craft. You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality--you shall chase his dreams, you shall fight his demons, you shall live his nightmares! And those of you who fight well, you will find yourselves on the path to becoming international secret agents-- in other words... Psychonauts!! The rest of you... will die!
Boyd Cooper: Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!
Boyd Cooper: Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!
"DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!" - Chaos Space Marines, Dawn of War and all it's expansions.
"Blarg Blarg Honk!"
"Blarg Blarg Honk!"
"Allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge!"
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I say that to my students at the beginning of every semester xD
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I say that to my students at the beginning of every semester xD
Oh, come off it! You think you can beat me on the track? No way!
-Captain Falcon, F Zero GX
(God damn, that games is hard....)
-Captain Falcon, F Zero GX
(God damn, that games is hard....)
"HEY! That Thing's got my things! it's got it's sallow, clammy hands all over my doodads, touchin' my junk! No one touches Oghren's junk AND LIVES!!!"-Dragon Age: Origins
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"-The DungeonMaster
"I have tied my dagger to my belt. Should you try and steal it again, the rope will remind you that stealing is wrong."
"But...Er, you just told me i can no longer steal it, why would i even try?"
"I..."
"Anyway, here's your ring back."-Dragon Age: Awakening
"I suppose you think all women should be barefoot and pregnant."
"Absolutely not! i encourage all women to wear shoes!"-Sledge Hammer!
"Mr. Hammer, can you explain to us what happened?"
"Of course, ma'am, i was just doing some shopping when two men armed with shotguns entered the store and demanded money. At that point i drew my magnum and killed them both. Then i bought some eggs, milk...And some of those little cocktail weenies."
"Mr. Hammer, do you think your actions in the store were right?"
"Of course, i had no groceries at all."-Sledge Hammer!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"-The DungeonMaster
"I have tied my dagger to my belt. Should you try and steal it again, the rope will remind you that stealing is wrong."
"But...Er, you just told me i can no longer steal it, why would i even try?"
"I..."
"Anyway, here's your ring back."-Dragon Age: Awakening
"I suppose you think all women should be barefoot and pregnant."
"Absolutely not! i encourage all women to wear shoes!"-Sledge Hammer!
"Mr. Hammer, can you explain to us what happened?"
"Of course, ma'am, i was just doing some shopping when two men armed with shotguns entered the store and demanded money. At that point i drew my magnum and killed them both. Then i bought some eggs, milk...And some of those little cocktail weenies."
"Mr. Hammer, do you think your actions in the store were right?"
"Of course, i had no groceries at all."-Sledge Hammer!
"Dear humanity. We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" "Hoo-rah!" - Sgt. Johnson and Marines, Halo 2
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. (Rich Cook)
