Recent content by Urdnot Perplex

What's this? I recently had 5 frozen quiche dishes in my freezor. I'm a guy. The only reason I think "guys" may not like quiche is because they don't like the taste of it. Surely they don't dislike it because of its name or that it's a French dish or because it sounds gay. I imagine some people...

The survival knives from Resident Evil. If your life is in danger you're better off slitting your throat with it to avoid experiencing what it's like to be eaten.

I have nothing better to do at 3 a.m. so here goes: If I was in a situation involving zombies and I had the option of choosing between smashing or slashing my undead foes, I would go with slashing. Since stabbing isn't an option, definitely slashing. But why slashing? Because a limbless zombie...

The tomato family are walking down the street. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really mad so he steps on him. He says, "Ketchup." I stole this joke from a movie. Buuut which one!

Lisa Trevor from Resident Evil. I can't say if she's a villain, but if someone is following you throughout the game trying to clobber you to death I think that qualifies. SPOILERS! Lisa is the victim of the Umbrella Corporation. She was used as a test subject to determine the effects of...

By the time I got to that mission in the Dark Brotherhood I was so powerful a single slash was all it took for his corpse to fly into the wall of his cell. It wasn't exactly satisfying. I would have preferred a bit of torture and pleas for mercy at least.