Recent content by Vandrik

Objection! To operation 7. Hey everyone, how's it going? Now to watch GGW!

I cut your face open with a razor. Wow, I refresh and it posts again.

I strangle you to death with an umbilical cord.

I kill you so the thread gets put on the news and gets bumped.

I stab you in the face with a knife! MY HILL!

My mouth is lined with a special chemical that prevents me from catching food or water born illness. And yeah, I ate you, so your kind of dead.

"Hahaha, you'd send wolves after me? I thought you were smart." I pat my wolf in a special rhythm, and he howls, making the wolves turn on you.

I buy a monkey and beat you to death with it.

Before I die, I infect an arrow with AIDS and shoot it up your ass. You get AIDS and die, slowly.

I have a shit ton of TNT strapped to me, I land in the water next to you and blow up. It blows your frozen pieces into even more pieces.

Double post for the loss. I blame Comcast.

You hear a howl behind you and turn around. You see me flying on my wolf. I have a large bow and am shooting frost arrows at you. We fly after you for 10 minutes before your entire body is frozen. I fly up beside your, somehow still flying, frozen body and smash it with my bow. You fall into...

Once ta2ce drives away, a small red light starts flashing on my shirt. My wolf, a great swimmer, survived the fall, and swims over to drag me out. On the small ledge, I lay for hours until my friend comes, and completely revives me. My friend and I then get in an Apache Attack Helicopter and fly...

Ta2ce is driving down the road to get Dr. Van Shlauzen, but stops when he sees a fork in the road. Each path has a sign, one reading fast and deadly, the other reading long and safe. Being the fool he is, ta2ce just takes the one with the sign saying long and safe. About 15 minutes down the...