The Fatality Game!!!
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Sorry, I clicked the wrong button. You are my one true love, sorry other random guy, whose quote button I clicked by accident.Neonbob said:
Dat's what I thought! And it's probably why you go through so many women. You know you cannot deny your overwhelming love for me!DementedMonkeez said:
Raven: I replace your hair dye with pure sulfuric acid, which you pour all over your head, and it dissolves.
DM: I inject you with AIDS and watch you die slowly.
I sneak up on you with a rusty hammer then bludgeon you till you're organs are mashed potatoes. Then i take you're entrails and place them in baking pan and cook them into a pie, after so i feed it to you're greeving parents, and when they eat it all i tell them it is you. After they stop crying that they just ate they're child i murder them and make coats out of they're skin, and soup out of they're organs. After that i shoot myself in the head, so no poster can kill me in this game ever again.
Hah! I cast a resurrection spell on your body, and you are forced back up from hell into your ruined body! Then I spend the next year and a half repairing your body so that you can feel pain again. I then spend the following decade slowly torturing you, removing nonvital parts and organs on a regular basis. When I finally do kill you, you are nothing but half a torso and head, missing all other parts of your body. When your heart beats its last, I eat it raw, savoring the taste.
After 10 years a mad scientist named Dr. Van Shlauzen ressurects me from the dead using dead fetuses and organs from body builders and vegetarians. After months of surgery and revitalizations i am finaly reborn and known throughout the world as "Awesome Face Man". Since that day i have killed all the world's leaders and now my master, Dr. Van Shlauzen, is the ruler of the world. But one day, when i was leading the slaves to the mines of Kazakhstan, o boulder fell on my head, knocking me out. But after a few minutes i avoke and i remembered everything, i remembered you Neonbob! The slaves escaped while i was unconcious, but i didn't care, for i am on a quest, a quest to kill Neonbob...for the second time. Dr. Van Shlauzen sended masses of his minions that tried to stop me and make me serve him once more. I defeated them all, no one could stand in my way, finaly i reached you're living quertets. You were quite wealthy, sluts, pools, the whole shabang! You sended you're mutant whale bodyguards to stop me, but they didn't stand a chance. At a last resort you dropped a nuke on me, but i was left without a scratch. I slowly fought threw to you're office, fighting many guards and dogs, but i was victorious and i reached you. You quickly drew a gun and shot me in the head, but that was futile. My arm pierced you're body like a knife in butter. My hand went deeper in you, i could feel all you're organs, heart, liver, kidneys, all of it. When i felt you're spine i grabed it and reeled it out of you're body. You fell on the ground coughing blood, you asked me who am i, and i responded...
I AM TA2CE!
I then grabed you're torso and threw you out the window. While you were in the air i drew two show off shotguns, and blasted you to kingdom come. You dropped on the floor dead. I then made my way down to you're corpse. I glansed at it for a moment, spat on you're corpse and wondered off to the sunset. "My next target...Dr. Van Shlauzen...
TO BE CONTINUED...
I AM TA2CE!
I then grabed you're torso and threw you out the window. While you were in the air i drew two show off shotguns, and blasted you to kingdom come. You dropped on the floor dead. I then made my way down to you're corpse. I glansed at it for a moment, spat on you're corpse and wondered off to the sunset. "My next target...Dr. Van Shlauzen...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Ta2ce is driving down the road to get Dr. Van Shlauzen, but stops when he sees a fork in the road. Each path has a sign, one reading fast and deadly, the other reading long and safe. Being the fool he is, ta2ce just takes the one with the sign saying long and safe. About 15 minutes down the road, he runs over a spike strip. He gets out of his car and starts walking. Another 10 minutes go by, and he comes across a rive and a bride. The river rapids are much too fast to swim across, but the bride looks old. He slowly starts over the bridge, but it falls. He drops into the water, and bangs against something, knocking him out. Next thing he knows, he is suspended over a giant mechanical smiley face, with 20 rows of sharp teeth. He starts screaming, and stops as he hears footsteps. Out from the corner, Vandrik and his pet wolf walk over to ta2ce. Ta2ce asks "Wha-what are you doing?" I then reply, "Killing you in the only way I see fit. Now goodbye my friend. Oh, and by the way, always check to see if signs are switched," then lets out an evil laugh. I then pull a level, that starts lowering ta2ce into the mouth of the face, where he is painfully tore to shreds. I slowly state, "Neon you owe me one now," and walk away.
As Vandrik walks away from my shreded body, he doesn't notice when pieces of me start putting themself togethe. After a few moments i am whole once more, but you have left, though i can still see you driving away in the sunset. I hastely jump in my car and follow you. Soon you notice me and begin driving faster, just to get away from me. The chase wen't on for hours, but then you reached a bridge, suspended 5000 feet in the air. The bridge was old and rickety, but in fear of me getting you, you still drive over it. Suddenly, the floor crumbles. You quickly jump out and grab one of the support beams, though you're wolf wasn't lucky and he fell to his death. You hold it for dear life, because if you let go, you fall. I finaly caught up to you, i saw you dangling over the canyon. I cassualy get out of the car and move towards you. You're frozen in fear. But i help you up, you thank me for saving you're life and ask me why i did so. "I did it for myself" i repplied. Then i grabbed you're neck and took you to the car. I threw you in and then started crushing my car with brute strength. The car slowly becomes smaller and smaller. After i crush the car enough for you to stop moving, i punch a hole right above you. Then i proceed by dropping my pants and start peeing in the newly made hole. You gasp for ear as the car fills with my piss. Shortly after you drown and i throw the car in the canyon.
And with that my journey continues.
And with that my journey continues.
Once ta2ce drives away, a small red light starts flashing on my shirt. My wolf, a great swimmer, survived the fall, and swims over to drag me out. On the small ledge, I lay for hours until my friend comes, and completely revives me. My friend and I then get in an Apache Attack Helicopter and fly to Neons house. We revive everyone he killed at the party, spend two months training them, then we start to hunt you down. We have no leads, so we go right for Dr. Vans lab. There, we kill him and drop him into the nearby volcano. When you get here, seeing us all sitting in chairs, mafia family photo style, you ask where the good Dr is. I point you up to the volcano, and foolishly you go. Standing on the edge of the volcano, overlooking the lava, you hear footsteps. I walk up behind you, and you ask if I would push you in. I reply saying, "Now why would I do that?" You begin to speak, but before you can, my wolf tackles you, knocking you into the lava.
When you're about to get down to land, off the volcano. Suddenly a big splash comes from the volcano. You cross you're arms in fear that the lava would hit you. But nothing happened to you. You look up and you see me, changed. I am now Lava Man. While you and you're wolf stare at me with amazement i begin charging a magma ball, the size of the volcano. Before you could react the magbma ball is heading towards you, once again you cross you're arms in fear. But again nothing happens you look at me, nothing has changed. Shortly i point at the lab where you're friends were waiting. You look behind you and you see a smoldering crater. A tear runs down you're face. I quickly swoop down and grab you by the neck, and fly down near the volcano's lava. You're both gasping for air and getting severly burned, for my arms and legs and my whole body is now made out of lava. I slowly dip you're body into the lava. You scream and shout in pain, but no one hears you. After a few moments half of you're body is gone, burned off. You begin choking on you're own blood and tears. I then grab you're face i throw you a few metres away and while you're flying in the air i shoot tiny lava bullets at you, causing even more pain, but somehow you don't die. After you hit the ground i swoop by and pick you up and fly to the volcano's peek. I then grab you with both my arms and dive into the lava, going deeper and deeper to the source of the heat. Soon i emerge from the volcano, flying off...Searching for a cause.
You hear a howl behind you and turn around. You see me flying on my wolf. I have a large bow and am shooting frost arrows at you. We fly after you for 10 minutes before your entire body is frozen. I fly up beside your, somehow still flying, frozen body and smash it with my bow. You fall into pieces and fall into the water below.
Oh and I wouldn't even shed a tear for someone I only know on the interwebz.
Oh and I wouldn't even shed a tear for someone I only know on the interwebz.
You shed a tear of pain.
Okay i'm officialy tired of posting novel lenght assasinations so lets just say one of the pieces from my body hit you in the eye while you were flying and in the pain you accidentaly stabbed you're wolf with and arrow. Then the wolf did a barrel roll making you fall to you're death.
Okay i'm officialy tired of posting novel lenght assasinations so lets just say one of the pieces from my body hit you in the eye while you were flying and in the pain you accidentaly stabbed you're wolf with and arrow. Then the wolf did a barrel roll making you fall to you're death.
You know you may be onto something!Neonbob said:
I walk past Vandrik in a crowded bus stop and slice his hand with and AIDS infected knife...then I slowly watch him kill off the ones he loves, and himself!
As the bartender of a large party in DM's honor, I as slightly disgruntled for an unexplainable reason. He orders a large, drink. I give it to him, spiked with a heaping amount of bleach. Already being fairly drunk, he chugs the entire drink before he notices the change of taste. I watch in morbid fascination as his stomach and entrails burn from the inside out, leaving him as a pale shell filled with liquefied remains
With my new found aids infection I build a time machine, then go back to when your mother was newly pregnant with you. I take her out on a few dates over the next couple of months and then make sweet AIDS filled love with her, infecting the both of you at the same time. You are born with AIDS and die at the tender age of 8.
