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DementedMonkeez

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I strap you to a chair and force you to watch "Hannah Montana: The Movie, over and over until your brain seeps out of your ears. Where upon I make it into jello with the dust I have collected from grinding your tibia and fibula from just your left leg.
 

Neonbob

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It is night, and there is a gathering of people in a large, ornate house. They have all congregated for a special party. The occasion? Neonbob has just reached 8,000 posts, and this is an ego-puffing for him. The guests are:
Berethond, the eye of sarcasm and scathing wit; Daye.04, the instigator and teacher; ae86gamer, Neon's favorite female escapist; MaxTheReaper, one of Neon's favorite posters; Chefassassin2, the crazy cook; ShockValue, the co-head of a shared cannibal restaurant, and one of the three coolest Canadians on the forums; Guitar Gamer, a psychotic Canadian; NoMoreSanity, an acolyte of Max's, and a fun babbler; DementedMonkeez, one of Neon's friends in reality and an interesting person; Goatzilla, the boy who hates everything; Shapsters, another crazy canuck; Ta2ce, a forum game buddy who always seems to be smiling; Lost in the Void, the lawyer for the cannibalistic restaurant and a good man to have on your side; MasterStratus, the architect behind one of Neon's favorite threads ever; Madbird, an Australian madman who influenced the classic game; and NeoAC, another poster who was on some of Neon's favorite game threads.

It is early evening, and AE is in the kitchen, helping Chef with the night's meal. There are dead toddlers all around them, and they are busily cooking up a storm, creating culinary wonders for the event's guests. In the dining room, all the attendees save for Max have gathered in the lounge to watch tv and wait for the food to be presented.
About an hour later, the meal has been prepared, and it is wonderful. Roast leg of bastard child, Crab and Chris soup, and in the middle of the large table, a spectacular Stuffed Steven. With the meal done, everyone goes back to the den to relax again. It is only at this point that Max enters the dining room to eat, not trusting anyone at the gathering.
Their revelry is cut short, however, as the power to the den goes out. Calling on the resident electrician, Neonbob asks for some accompaniment down to the electrical room. Seeing nothing wrong with this request, Daye happily goes along to prove his expertise. As they go down the stairs to the breakers, Daye is still jubilant over the meal and fun that has been going on during the evening.

At last, the pair reaches the electrical room. Daye immediately gets to work and finds the problem quickly. One of the wires had been worn through, perhaps by rats or the like. He fixes the break in three minutes, and a cheer is heard from above. He lets out a shout of triumph, and then feels an impact in the back of the head, and blacks out.

He comes to, only to find himself strapped into some strange metal contraption. It's only purpose is to hold him in place and ground him, while his arm is forced into the power cable for the AC unit. The arm is calibrate to move very slowly, so Daye is fully awake and aware of what is about to happen to him. Panicking, he thrashes about, trying to get free. After exhausting himself, he hears a chuckle behind him.

It's truly an honor to have met you, Daye. But I expected you to meet your end with more dignity, said Neon.

What...why? I thought we were friends!

Oh, Daye...we are. That's why you get the honor of dying first.

With those words, Neonbob taped Daye's mouth shut, and then sat back to watch the unfolding fun.
The knife pressed up against the power line of the air conditioner, and then began to break through. Daye's eyes bugged, and then his body began to go into spasms as the current entered his body and began to electrocute him. His muffled screams and the sound of electrical shocks filled the air for a full minute, and then all that was left was the sound of electricity flowing through Daye's now cooked body. Smiling, Neon stood up, and went back upstairs to check on the rest of the guests.

When he was questioned about Daye's whereabouts, Neon simply replied,
Oh, he was enthralled with all the gadgets and the great setup of the wiring. He wanted to take a look around and see how everything interacted. I guess the learning never ends for him.

This answer appeased the guests, and the night went on. About thirty minutes later, a strange show came on, and Neon offered to help AE and Chef with the cleanup. They agreed, happy for the help.

While Chef cleaned off the table, AE and Neon were in the kitchen, dealing with the dishes. On one of Chef's trips to the large dining room, Neon asked AE to come over to the oven to see something.
What is it? she asked.

It looks like some baby fell off of the roast, and it's right on the third rack. It smells wonderful, Neon told her.
Enticed by the idea of fresh, piping hot baby still left in the oven, AE bent over to take a look, and that was when Neon shoved here into the oven. Shutting it quickly, AE was stuck, with no room to move and make noises. Chef walked back into the kitchen then, and asked about AE's whereabouts.

She had to take some of the bones out to the trash. You know how it is. They can't go in the disposal and all that, Neon assured him.

True. The damn things mess up the blades in there. It's too bad, Chef acknowledged.
That said, Chef placed the dishes from the dining room on the counter and turned to leave. As soon as Chef turned his back, Neon grabbed a cleaver and buried it in Chef's neck. Chef had no time to even make a gurgled warning to the rest of the attendants, as his spinal cord was cut right through. AE, stuck in the oven, saw the whole thing, and while Neon was busily chopping up Chef, she somehow managed to worm the door free and pop out. Wasting no time, she ran out the back door to her car, a custom with an engine she had worked so very hard getting more horses out of. As she ran out, Neon smiled, knowing what she was bound to try. He merely continued cutting up Chef into chunks, then stuffed him in the oven to cook for a while. he'll make a nice appetizer later, Neon thought.

Back in the parking area, AE started up her car and floored it out of the driveway. Seeing this, Max's caution grew. AE reached the main road, and began calling the police. It rang twice, and then a familiar voice came over the phone.
I'm glad you called, said Neon. I was afraid you'd forget a step or two in the obvious response to this occurance.

You bastard! I saw you kill Chef! How could you? she yelled.

Easily. I used a knife. You said you saw this, how is there any confus...oh, you meant how could I do that to someone who trusted me? Well, he said the thing that made him happiest in life was seeing the reactions that people had to his cooking. It was his highest calling to make good food. Well, I've just given him the highest degree of satisfaction possible. However, I'm afraid I cannot let you spoil this for me. I know how much you love your car, but I regret to inform you that there is a nail bomb in the driver's area. You have...five seconds to find it.

Shocked, AE didn't reply. how did he get it in the car? she wondered?

AE? 2 seconds, came Neon's voice.

AE finally snapped into action, and unbuckled her seat belt as she flung open the door. As she lept out, the nail bomb went off, and filled her back with shrapnel. As her car flew into a ditch, then went airborne right into a tree, AE hit the ground and rolled, each roll shoving the shrapnel further and further into her torso. On the third roll, a piece of shrapnel pierced her heart, killing her.

Hearing the crash over the phone, Neon grinned wickedly, and went back to the den. Naturally, the other guests were curious about the wellbeing of the two accompaniments, but Neon told them that Chef had cut his hand again, and AE rushed him to the hospital for stitches. When the other guests went to investigate, they saw the blood splatter, and were convinced.

Despite the others believing Neon's story, Berethond was skeptical. He asked MasterStratus and Ta2ce to accompany him to the garage, to verify that AE had indeed left. Upon getting to the parking area, he noticed the tire marks, and chalked them up to her haste to help Chef. However, as he and MasterStratus investigated the tracks, Neon snuck up behind ta2ce and punched his lower jaw clean off.

Picking up the lower jaw, Neon dragged the now unconscious ta2ce into the brush. Under the leafy cover, Neon used ta2ce's own jaw to strangle the life out of the ever-smiling man. This only took a minute, and then Neonbob went on to cut ta2ce's throat with a kitchen knife, just to be sure.

Now well aware of ta2ce's disappearance, Berethond and MasterStratus begin to cautiously walk back to the house and its perceived safety. However, they only get halfway back before they fall into a trap pit, which slides them both into a dungeon. Berethond comes off the slide more or less okay, but MasterStratus hits a wall on the way down, and is knocked out.

Berethond tries to revive Stratus, but is unable to. Sighing, he begins to walk off, when he hears a sliding noise. Curious, he peers into the slide/tunnel that brought him to the dungeon, only to have Neon's foot connect solidly with his face. Reeling back, Berethond almost passes out, but barely hangs on to consciousness.

Seeing this, Neon grabs up Stratus' inert form, and batters Berethond to sleep. Then, dragging the duo along behind him, Neon locks Berethond into a large chair. He takes MasterStratus to another room, where he puts Stratus into a ball of goop, and then puts iron weights on his ankles. The goop is oxygenated, so Stratus can breathe in it. Once Stratus is fully encased in the goop, Neon rolls the ball out a door and into the back yard, where a 15-foot deep pool is located. He pushes the goop and MasterStratus into the deep end, and then sits back to watch the fun.

Stratus comes to in a world of green, viscous liquid. As he looks around wildly, he notices that his legs feel oddly weighted. He looks down and notices the large weights. Thinking he is above water, he manages to swim out of the ball, only to be greeted by a mouthful of water. Instinctively, he retreats back into the ball of goop, where he notices that he can breathe. Mystified but relieved, he takes deep breathes to calm himself. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the ball of goop dissolving as he breathes. When the water hits his forehead, he is shocked back to reality, and his panic kicks off. Trying to lift the weights, he only drags himself out of the oxygenated goop, and the balls shift to a point where he can no longer reach the air-giving goop. He then tries picking up a weight, and gets it a few feet off the bottom, when he slips, and falls. Horrified, he watches as the weight follows him down and pins him against the bottom of the pool. It crushes the air out of his lungs, and a short time later, he drowns.

After the bubbles stop rising, Neonbob stands, stretches, and returns to the dungeon, and the now awake Berethond.

Why are you doing this? Berethond inquires.

Hm. You're not panicking like the others. I wonder why that is. I suppose I'm doing this to prove something to myself. I'm not completely sure, to be honest. It might be because I forgot my medicine. Or maybe it's just that I felt like doing this, and the idea grew on me over time. In any case, you know what will happen to you, right?

You're going to kill me. Or try, at least.

Oh, there will be no 'try.' Neon said, as he pulled a lever off to his side.

What is that? Berethond asked as he hears a slight rumble begin.

Oh, just a little mechanism. I think you'll find it...interesting.
Neon opened the steel door, revealing a bulletproof sheet of glass in the doorway. As he did that, light entered the cell, and Berethond looked down to see thousands of little holes in the floor open up.

No. he whispered.

Oh, yes. This room took me a while.

Berethond looked back, and saw rows upon rows of incredibly sharp spikes of metal rising out of the floor. Numbed by the sight, he stood unmoving, until the first one pierced his foot. At that point, he looked back at Neon with a sad expression on his face.

I could have done better. he said.

Oh, I'm not that unoriginal. Neon replied.

The spikes stopped after they were only halfway into Berethond's body. Although he was horribly wounded, he was still quite alive.

Wh...what?

It gets better, Neon told him, a horrible smile on his face.

The spikes not impaling Berethond then recessed back into the floor, leaving a wide open room. Then, the ones he was impaled on slowly raised, until a flat piece hit his skin, lifting him off the floor. They then hit an angle, and he was leaned forward. Coughing up blood, Berethond was in too much pain to say anything back. The last thing Berethond ever felt was a gruesome twisting motion as the spikes all began to rotate, tearing his body apart.

Up in the den these four were still talking, at ease. The three Canadians were in a circle, conversing about...Canadian stuff, and Goat was a little to the side, hating everything.
[sup]Yeah, I know you're a canuck, NeoAC, but your time comes later[/sup]
As the Canadians continue their talking, Goatzilla walks off to the bathroom. Neonbob stops him halfway there, a concerned look on his face.

The other guests are disappearing. I haven't seen MasterStratus or Berethond since they left the house. We should stay in pairs.

Although he was suspicious, Goat agrees that it is a good idea. He failed to notice the bucket of blood that Neon had placed over the door to the can, however, and is drenched in the blood of the night's victims. Initially shocked, Goat recovers and laughs, thinking it to be nothing but a joke. That thought ceases the instant he steps into the bathroom and the floor gives way.

Landing about fifteen feet down, Goat looks up at the top of the hole, noticing how it sloped down to the pit he currently resided in. As he watched, a metal grate slid across the top, and Neonbob walked out onto it.

Quite a pickle you're in there, Goaty, Neon called down.

You asshole! What's this about?

Oh, nothing really. But as you should know, I love the screams of the dying quite a lot. Maybe you'll have more than Berethond.

I knew it! Nobody is leaving! You're killing us off!

Neonbob claps at Goat's astute observation.

Congratulations, old chap! You've won a prize!
With that, Neon flushes the toilet, and Goat hears a series of clanging noises all around him. Trying to discern the source, Goat peers into the darkness intently. After about ten seconds, he notices a set of glowing eyes looking back at him. Gulping hard, he looks around him and spots another three sets of glowing eyes in the dark.

Neon? What's down here? he calls back.

Oh, just the usual. You know...starved tigers? I'll bet they're thrilled to see you.

Goat's shoulders slump as he realizes his fate. The tigers pounce on him, and in seconds it is over. Goat's ruined body lies motionless, torn open by the voracious tigers. Neon pushes a button, and a solid floor slides into place as he walks back to the den.

On the way, he gets the pieces of Chef out of the oven, and brings them in.
Who wants snacks? Neon offers to the crowd.

Everyone grabs a piece of Chef, except for Shapsters, who abstains from the goodness.

You sure, Shap? They're really tasty. Neon tells him.
I'm sure they are. But I'm not that hungry, to be honest.

Oh. Alright then. Shame, this would have been easier had you eaten, Neon tells him as the rest of the group passes out from the drug contained in the pieces.

What have you done, Neon?! Knock it off!

Oh, I will. Just not yet.

Neonbob pulls out a death spider limb, grinning maniacally. Advancing on Shapsters, he whacks it into his palm with each step. When he gets within range, he takes a full swing, and the limb hits Shaps in the gut, knocking the wind out of him. Bent over, on his hands and knees, he cannot resist as Neon brings the limb down onto his spine, breaking it in half and paralyzing Shaps. Now that Shaps is completely immobile, Neon stabs the limb through Shapster's lower back, then threads it through his body at each bend of the limb. So, it weaves in and out of poor Shaps at three places. As blood oozes from the wounds, Neon arranges Shapsters so he is facing the limp forms of the other attendees. While bleeding out, he helplessly watches as Neon grabs Guitar Gamer by the ankles and drags him off to another part of the house.

Neon takes Guitar Gamer to a special room, made just for this occasion. Its biggest feature is a shallow pool, filled with maple syrup. Upon arriving in the room, Neon slaps GG awake, and throws him on the ground.

If you want a chance to live, get up, Neon tells GG.

Wha...what's going on? I remember some really good meat chunks, and then...wait...You asshole! You drugged me!

Three cheers for obvious man. Now, do you want your chance at life or not?

...what is it?

A simple question. Who composed the wondrous 13th symphony of Maudlin?

GG is speechless. His eyes dilate as he attempts to make up an answer.
Um...Beethoven? He guesses.

Wrong. I made that up. Sigh. I had hoped you would answer that correctly, Neon tells him.
But now I'm afraid you must die.

With those words, Neon kicks GG in the face, sending him flying into the pool of syrup. The instant his head goes under the surface, Neon hits a switch, which begins a process that rapidly changes the liquid syrup into a solid, locking GG inside it for all eternity.

Heading back downstairs, Neon hits another button which replaces a large painting in the den with the suspended body of GG. As he reaches the den, ShockValue is shaking off the effects of the drug when GG's corpse shows up. Taken aback for a second, Shock recovers and begins dancing, as the major competition for his reign of Canada has just been eliminated.

He is so intent on dancing that he fails to notice Neon walk up behind him until the fireplace poker is shoved through his chest. Stunned, he starts turning around when he is run through again, and this time his heart is on the end, still beating. Finally turning around, he barely sees Neon and begins to speak when he falls over and dies.

Since everyone else is still out, Neon takes the opportunity to do some decorating. He lays Shock out on the floor, face-up, poker still extended from his chest, and then, deciding to leave Shapsters as the lovely side poster, picks Madbird out of the group. Going to the kitchen, Neon grabs a first aid kit on the way. Operating carefully, he separates Madbird;s top and lower halves, makes sure to seal off the arteries that would normally make a man bleed to death, and then removes his arms and sews his legs together. This operation done, he carries Madbird back to the den, where he uses the now separated Madbird as the top part of an arrow, pointing to the back door.

Coming to, DementedMonkeez, hereafter referred to as Christian, spies the gruesome sight before him. Taking in the preserved body in art form, the impaled Shapsters, and the unfortunate arrow, his curiosity is piqued, and he follows the direction of the arrow. Feeling pressed for time, Neon made the decision to make this quick.

As Christian leaves the house, Neon drops down from the second story, crushing Christian's spine into dust. Still alive somehow, Neon just drags his body over to the pool, where he drapes Christian's lolling head into the water, and waits for blood loss and drowning to take their toll.

Running back to the den, Neon finds Lost in the Void up and about, taking in the sights.

I'm guessing you did this? Void inquires.

Yeah...why? I beat you to it?

There is that, but I was curious about the wills of the...ahem. Deceased.

Ah. You are too good a lawyer, you know that? Can you forge them?

Of course! I'm no amateur, you know.

Excellent. I'll give you half of their stuff if you keep quiet.

Deal,
said Void.

While Void began his task of forging wills, Neon walked off to the pantry, where he got out a vial of enhanced Ebola virus, and a needle. Filling the needle completely, he put it in an injector, and walked back to Void. Because Void was so focused, it was simple to walk up to him, jam the injector into his neck, and trigger it.

As the needle delivered its deadly payload, Neon smiled, and took several steps away. Void, confused at first, breaks out into a sweat. In mere seconds, he coughs up blood, and it also begins to seep out of his eyes, nose, ears, and all other orifices. As his temperature skyrockets, he passes out, luckily just in time to miss the worst part. As his organs liquefy, they are all leaked out of his body until he resembles nothing more than a skin tent.

Since Max didn't trust anyone enough to stay in the house, he missed noticing anyone dying. Still, he was lurking around the outside of the house in his longcoat, waiting for everyone to leave. While he lurked in the shadows, he noticed a kitten. It was so cute, and it looked right at him. But, when he went to pet it, it mewed, and walked off. Enthralled by the kitty, Max followed it around the corner of the house, where the kitty broke into a clumsy run, and entered a large shack. His warnings flared up, and he was about to go back to his shadows, when he noticed a very cute emo girl go into the same shack, and then what sounded like a live concert of Green Day started up. Though he doubted the band was in attendance, the combination of three great things for him was too much to resist. He ran to the shack, ignoring any attempt at stealth.

Bursting into the shed, he discovers what he thought to be a cute emo girl was a hooker in way too much makeup. This enrages him, and he utterly destroys the hooker, bathing in her blood. He is so intent upon killing the prostitute that he fails to realize that Neonbob has entered the shack as well. Picking up a mother cat, Neon grabs its tail, and twists it to make the cat start running in the air, claws fully extended.

Max hears the screech of the cat, and turns right into the running claws of the creature, and it lacerates his face. Blinded by blood and pain, he tries to escape from the shed, only to have his jugular slashed by the pissed-off cat as he passes.

Lurching on the lawn, Max makes it about twenty feet out of the shack before the blood loss finally gets to him. Passing out, Max bleeds into the sprinkler system, and the next morning the lawn is showered in his blood.

Back in the den, NoMoreSanity feels a disturbance in his mind. Quickly awakening, he stumbles out of the back door, and spots a body in the yard. Fearing the worst, he slowly approaches the corpse, only for his worst fears to be realized.
NOOOO! MAAAAAAAAX!
He cries. As tears run down his face, he catches a pair of shoes on the other side of the body in his peripheral vision. Looking up, Neonbob stands above him, holding an axe.

As NMS backs away, Neon uses the axe to cut off Max's left leg at the thigh. This desecration of NMS' god is more than he can stand, and he attacks viciously. Surprised by this, Neon is pushed back at first, and then recovers, going on the offensive. He swings Max's leg like a pair of nunchuks, and lands hits all over NMS' body, breaking several bones. Then, as NMS hits the ground, Neon folds the leg in half, and hits NMS in the throat with the knee, crushing his trachea.

Weary from the fight, Neon picks up the axe again, and enters the den to find NeoAC in the process of cutting up bodies himself. Smiling, Neon approaches, as if to give a hand. However, once he gets close enough, he swings the axe, and hits NeoAC in the forehead with the blade, neatly cleaving the top of his head off. As the last party attendee dies, Neon flops into a lay-z-boy, and relaxes in the sound of the fireplace.

And so ends the night of mayhem and murder. I hope you all enjoyed the read, and try to one-up me eventually!
 

Neonbob

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Vandrik said:
You...you didn't put me. *goes off into a back room to sit and wonder why..*
Sorry. I was at that list of people, and adding any more would have been...
*shudder*
I don't have that much focus.
 

DementedMonkeez

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NoMoreSanity said:
Neonbob said:
It is night, and there is a gathering of people in a large, ornate house. They have all congregated for a special party. The occasion? Neonbob has just reached 8,000 posts, and this is an ego-puffing for him. The guests are:
Berethond, the eye of sarcasm and scathing wit; Daye.04, the instigator and teacher; ae86gamer, Neon's favorite female escapist; MaxTheReaper, one of Neon's favorite posters; Chefassassin2, the crazy cook; ShockValue, the co-head of a shared cannibal restaurant, and one of the three coolest Canadians on the forums; Guitar Gamer, a psychotic Canadian; NoMoreSanity, an acolyte of Max's, and a fun babbler; DementedMonkeez, one of Neon's friends in reality and an interesting person; Goatzilla, the boy who hates everything; Shapsters, another crazy canuck; Ta2ce, a forum game buddy who always seems to be smiling; Lost in the Void, the lawyer for the cannibalistic restaurant and a good man to have on your side; MasterStratus, the architect behind one of Neon's favorite threads ever; Madbird, an Australian madman who influenced the classic game; and NeoAC, another poster who was on some of Neon's favorite game threads.

It is early evening, and AE is in the kitchen, helping Chef with the night's meal. There are dead toddlers all around them, and they are busily cooking up a storm, creating culinary wonders for the event's guests. In the dining room, all the attendees save for Max have gathered in the lounge to watch tv and wait for the food to be presented.
About an hour later, the meal has been prepared, and it is wonderful. Roast leg of bastard child, Crab and Chris soup, and in the middle of the large table, a spectacular Stuffed Steven. With the meal done, everyone goes back to the den to relax again. It is only at this point that Max enters the dining room to eat, not trusting anyone at the gathering.
Their revelry is cut short, however, as the power to the den goes out. Calling on the resident electrician, Neonbob asks for some accompaniment down to the electrical room. Seeing nothing wrong with this request, Daye happily goes along to prove his expertise. As they go down the stairs to the breakers, Daye is still jubilant over the meal and fun that has been going on during the evening.

At last, the pair reaches the electrical room. Daye immediately gets to work and finds the problem quickly. One of the wires had been worn through, perhaps by rats or the like. He fixes the break in three minutes, and a cheer is heard from above. He lets out a shout of triumph, and then feels an impact in the back of the head, and blacks out.

He comes to, only to find himself strapped into some strange metal contraption. It's only purpose is to hold him in place and ground him, while his arm is forced into the power cable for the AC unit. The arm is calibrate to move very slowly, so Daye is fully awake and aware of what is about to happen to him. Panicking, he thrashes about, trying to get free. After exhausting himself, he hears a chuckle behind him.

It's truly an honor to have met you, Daye. But I expected you to meet your end with more dignity, said Neon.

What...why? I thought we were friends!

Oh, Daye...we are. That's why you get the honor of dying first.

With those words, Neonbob taped Daye's mouth shut, and then sat back to watch the unfolding fun.
The knife pressed up against the power line of the air conditioner, and then began to break through. Daye's eyes bugged, and then his body began to go into spasms as the current entered his body and began to electrocute him. His muffled screams and the sound of electrical shocks filled the air for a full minute, and then all that was left was the sound of electricity flowing through Daye's now cooked body. Smiling, Neon stood up, and went back upstairs to check on the rest of the guests.

When he was questioned about Daye's whereabouts, Neon simply replied,
Oh, he was enthralled with all the gadgets and the great setup of the wiring. He wanted to take a look around and see how everything interacted. I guess the learning never ends for him.

This answer appeased the guests, and the night went on. About thirty minutes later, a strange show came on, and Neon offered to help AE and Chef with the cleanup. They agreed, happy for the help.

While Chef cleaned off the table, AE and Neon were in the kitchen, dealing with the dishes. On one of Chef's trips to the large dining room, Neon asked AE to come over to the oven to see something.
What is it? she asked.

It looks like some baby fell off of the roast, and it's right on the third rack. It smells wonderful, Neon told her.
Enticed by the idea of fresh, piping hot baby still left in the oven, AE bent over to take a look, and that was when Neon shoved here into the oven. Shutting it quickly, AE was stuck, with no room to move and make noises. Chef walked back into the kitchen then, and asked about AE's whereabouts.

She had to take some of the bones out to the trash. You know how it is. They can't go in the disposal and all that, Neon assured him.

True. The damn things mess up the blades in there. It's too bad, Chef acknowledged.
That said, Chef placed the dishes from the dining room on the counter and turned to leave. As soon as Chef turned his back, Neon grabbed a cleaver and buried it in Chef's neck. Chef had no time to even make a gurgled warning to the rest of the attendants, as his spinal cord was cut right through. AE, stuck in the oven, saw the whole thing, and while Neon was busily chopping up Chef, she somehow managed to worm the door free and pop out. Wasting no time, she ran out the back door to her car, a custom with an engine she had worked so very hard getting more horses out of. As she ran out, Neon smiled, knowing what she was bound to try. He merely continued cutting up Chef into chunks, then stuffed him in the oven to cook for a while. he'll make a nice appetizer later, Neon thought.

Back in the parking area, AE started up her car and floored it out of the driveway. Seeing this, Max's caution grew. AE reached the main road, and began calling the police. It rang twice, and then a familiar voice came over the phone.
I'm glad you called, said Neon. I was afraid you'd forget a step or two in the obvious response to this occurance.

You bastard! I saw you kill Chef! How could you? she yelled.

Easily. I used a knife. You said you saw this, how is there any confus...oh, you meant how could I do that to someone who trusted me? Well, he said the thing that made him happiest in life was seeing the reactions that people had to his cooking. It was his highest calling to make good food. Well, I've just given him the highest degree of satisfaction possible. However, I'm afraid I cannot let you spoil this for me. I know how much you love your car, but I regret to inform you that there is a nail bomb in the driver's area. You have...five seconds to find it.

Shocked, AE didn't reply. how did he get it in the car? she wondered?

AE? 2 seconds, came Neon's voice.

AE finally snapped into action, and unbuckled her seat belt as she flung open the door. As she lept out, the nail bomb went off, and filled her back with shrapnel. As her car flew into a ditch, then went airborne right into a tree, AE hit the ground and rolled, each roll shoving the shrapnel further and further into her torso. On the third roll, a piece of shrapnel pierced her heart, killing her.

Hearing the crash over the phone, Neon grinned wickedly, and went back to the den. Naturally, the other guests were curious about the wellbeing of the two accompaniments, but Neon told them that Chef had cut his hand again, and AE rushed him to the hospital for stitches. When the other guests went to investigate, they saw the blood splatter, and were convinced.

Despite the others believing Neon's story, Berethond was skeptical. He asked MasterStratus and Ta2ce to accompany him to the garage, to verify that AE had indeed left. Upon getting to the parking area, he noticed the tire marks, and chalked them up to her haste to help Chef. However, as he and MasterStratus investigated the tracks, Neon snuck up behind ta2ce and punched his lower jaw clean off.

Picking up the lower jaw, Neon dragged the now unconscious ta2ce into the brush. Under the leafy cover, Neon used ta2ce's own jaw to strangle the life out of the ever-smiling man. This only took a minute, and then Neonbob went on to cut ta2ce's throat with a kitchen knife, just to be sure.

Now well aware of ta2ce's disappearance, Berethond and MasterStratus begin to cautiously walk back to the house and its perceived safety. However, they only get halfway back before they fall into a trap pit, which slides them both into a dungeon. Berethond comes off the slide more or less okay, but MasterStratus hits a wall on the way down, and is knocked out.

Berethond tries to revive Stratus, but is unable to. Sighing, he begins to walk off, when he hears a sliding noise. Curious, he peers into the slide/tunnel that brought him to the dungeon, only to have Neon's foot connect solidly with his face. Reeling back, Berethond almost passes out, but barely hangs on to consciousness.

Seeing this, Neon grabs up Stratus' inert form, and batters Berethond to sleep. Then, dragging the duo along behind him, Neon locks Berethond into a large chair. He takes MasterStratus to another room, where he puts Stratus into a ball of goop, and then puts iron weights on his ankles. The goop is oxygenated, so Stratus can breathe in it. Once Stratus is fully encased in the goop, Neon rolls the ball out a door and into the back yard, where a 15-foot deep pool is located. He pushes the goop and MasterStratus into the deep end, and then sits back to watch the fun.

Stratus comes to in a world of green, viscous liquid. As he looks around wildly, he notices that his legs feel oddly weighted. He looks down and notices the large weights. Thinking he is above water, he manages to swim out of the ball, only to be greeted by a mouthful of water. Instinctively, he retreats back into the ball of goop, where he notices that he can breathe. Mystified but relieved, he takes deep breathes to calm himself. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the ball of goop dissolving as he breathes. When the water hits his forehead, he is shocked back to reality, and his panic kicks off. Trying to lift the weights, he only drags himself out of the oxygenated goop, and the balls shift to a point where he can no longer reach the air-giving goop. He then tries picking up a weight, and gets it a few feet off the bottom, when he slips, and falls. Horrified, he watches as the weight follows him down and pins him against the bottom of the pool. It crushes the air out of his lungs, and a short time later, he drowns.

After the bubbles stop rising, Neonbob stands, stretches, and returns to the dungeon, and the now awake Berethond.

Why are you doing this? Berethond inquires.

Hm. You're not panicking like the others. I wonder why that is. I suppose I'm doing this to prove something to myself. I'm not completely sure, to be honest. It might be because I forgot my medicine. Or maybe it's just that I felt like doing this, and the idea grew on me over time. In any case, you know what will happen to you, right?

You're going to kill me. Or try, at least.

Oh, there will be no 'try.' Neon said, as he pulled a lever off to his side.

What is that? Berethond asked as he hears a slight rumble begin.

Oh, just a little mechanism. I think you'll find it...interesting.
Neon opened the steel door, revealing a bulletproof sheet of glass in the doorway. As he did that, light entered the cell, and Berethond looked down to see thousands of little holes in the floor open up.

No. he whispered.

Oh, yes. This room took me a while.

Berethond looked back, and saw rows upon rows of incredibly sharp spikes of metal rising out of the floor. Numbed by the sight, he stood unmoving, until the first one pierced his foot. At that point, he looked back at Neon with a sad expression on his face.

I could have done better. he said.

Oh, I'm not that unoriginal. Neon replied.

The spikes stopped after they were only halfway into Berethond's body. Although he was horribly wounded, he was still quite alive.

Wh...what?

It gets better, Neon told him, a horrible smile on his face.

The spikes not impaling Berethond then recessed back into the floor, leaving a wide open room. Then, the ones he was impaled on slowly raised, until a flat piece hit his skin, lifting him off the floor. They then hit an angle, and he was leaned forward. Coughing up blood, Berethond was in too much pain to say anything back. The last thing Berethond ever felt was a gruesome twisting motion as the spikes all began to rotate, tearing his body apart.

Up in the den these four were still talking, at ease. The three Canadians were in a circle, conversing about...Canadian stuff, and Goat was a little to the side, hating everything.
[sup]Yeah, I know you're a canuck, NeoAC, but your time comes later[/sup]
As the Canadians continue their talking, Goatzilla walks off to the bathroom. Neonbob stops him halfway there, a concerned look on his face.

The other guests are disappearing. I haven't seen MasterStratus or Berethond since they left the house. We should stay in pairs.

Although he was suspicious, Goat agrees that it is a good idea. He failed to notice the bucket of blood that Neon had placed over the door to the can, however, and is drenched in the blood of the night's victims. Initially shocked, Goat recovers and laughs, thinking it to be nothing but a joke. That thought ceases the instant he steps into the bathroom and the floor gives way.

Landing about fifteen feet down, Goat looks up at the top of the hole, noticing how it sloped down to the pit he currently resided in. As he watched, a metal grate slid across the top, and Neonbob walked out onto it.

Quite a pickle you're in there, Goaty, Neon called down.

You asshole! What's this about?

Oh, nothing really. But as you should know, I love the screams of the dying quite a lot. Maybe you'll have more than Berethond.

I knew it! Nobody is leaving! You're killing us off!

Neonbob claps at Goat's astute observation.

Congratulations, old chap! You've won a prize!
With that, Neon flushes the toilet, and Goat hears a series of clanging noises all around him. Trying to discern the source, Goat peers into the darkness intently. After about ten seconds, he notices a set of glowing eyes looking back at him. Gulping hard, he looks around him and spots another three sets of glowing eyes in the dark.

Neon? What's down here? he calls back.

Oh, just the usual. You know...starved tigers? I'll bet they're thrilled to see you.

Goat's shoulders slump as he realizes his fate. The tigers pounce on him, and in seconds it is over. Goat's ruined body lies motionless, torn open by the voracious tigers. Neon pushes a button, and a solid floor slides into place as he walks back to the den.

On the way, he gets the pieces of Chef out of the oven, and brings them in.
Who wants snacks? Neon offers to the crowd.

Everyone grabs a piece of Chef, except for Shapsters, who abstains from the goodness.

You sure, Shap? They're really tasty. Neon tells him.
I'm sure they are. But I'm not that hungry, to be honest.

Oh. Alright then. Shame, this would have been easier had you eaten, Neon tells him as the rest of the group passes out from the drug contained in the pieces.

What have you done, Neon?! Knock it off!

Oh, I will. Just not yet.

Neonbob pulls out a death spider limb, grinning maniacally. Advancing on Shapsters, he whacks it into his palm with each step. When he gets within range, he takes a full swing, and the limb hits Shaps in the gut, knocking the wind out of him. Bent over, on his hands and knees, he cannot resist as Neon brings the limb down onto his spine, breaking it in half and paralyzing Shaps. Now that Shaps is completely immobile, Neon stabs the limb through Shapster's lower back, then threads it through his body at each bend of the limb. So, it weaves in and out of poor Shaps at three places. As blood oozes from the wounds, Neon arranges Shapsters so he is facing the limp forms of the other attendees. While bleeding out, he helplessly watches as Neon grabs Guitar Gamer by the ankles and drags him off to another part of the house.

Neon takes Guitar Gamer to a special room, made just for this occasion. Its biggest feature is a shallow pool, filled with maple syrup. Upon arriving in the room, Neon slaps GG awake, and throws him on the ground.

If you want a chance to live, get up, Neon tells GG.

Wha...what's going on? I remember some really good meat chunks, and then...wait...You asshole! You drugged me!

Three cheers for obvious man. Now, do you want your chance at life or not?

...what is it?

A simple question. Who composed the wondrous 13th symphony of Maudlin?

GG is speechless. His eyes dilate as he attempts to make up an answer.
Um...Beethoven? He guesses.

Wrong. I made that up. Sigh. I had hoped you would answer that correctly, Neon tells him.
But now I'm afraid you must die.

With those words, Neon kicks GG in the face, sending him flying into the pool of syrup. The instant his head goes under the surface, Neon hits a switch, which begins a process that rapidly changes the liquid syrup into a solid, locking GG inside it for all eternity.

Heading back downstairs, Neon hits another button which replaces a large painting in the den with the suspended body of GG. As he reaches the den, ShockValue is shaking off the effects of the drug when GG's corpse shows up. Taken aback for a second, Shock recovers and begins dancing, as the major competition for his reign of Canada has just been eliminated.

He is so intent on dancing that he fails to notice Neon walk up behind him until the fireplace poker is shoved through his chest. Stunned, he starts turning around when he is run through again, and this time his heart is on the end, still beating. Finally turning around, he barely sees Neon and begins to speak when he falls over and dies.

Since everyone else is still out, Neon takes the opportunity to do some decorating. He lays Shock out on the floor, face-up, poker still extended from his chest, and then, deciding to leave Shapsters as the lovely side poster, picks Madbird out of the group. Going to the kitchen, Neon grabs a first aid kit on the way. Operating carefully, he separates Madbird;s top and lower halves, makes sure to seal off the arteries that would normally make a man bleed to death, and then removes his arms and sews his legs together. This operation done, he carries Madbird back to the den, where he uses the now separated Madbird as the top part of an arrow, pointing to the back door.

Coming to, DementedMonkeez, hereafter referred to as Christian, spies the gruesome sight before him. Taking in the preserved body in art form, the impaled Shapsters, and the unfortunate arrow, his curiosity is piqued, and he follows the direction of the arrow. Feeling pressed for time, Neon made the decision to make this quick.

As Christian leaves the house, Neon drops down from the second story, crushing Christian's spine into dust. Still alive somehow, Neon just drags his body over to the pool, where he drapes Christian's lolling head into the water, and waits for blood loss and drowning to take their toll.

Running back to the den, Neon finds Lost in the Void up and about, taking in the sights.

I'm guessing you did this? Void inquires.

Yeah...why? I beat you to it?

There is that, but I was curious about the wills of the...ahem. Deceased.

Ah. You are too good a lawyer, you know that? Can you forge them?

Of course! I'm no amateur, you know.

Excellent. I'll give you half of their stuff if you keep quiet.

Deal,
said Void.

While Void began his task of forging wills, Neon walked off to the pantry, where he got out a vial of enhanced Ebola virus, and a needle. Filling the needle completely, he put it in an injector, and walked back to Void. Because Void was so focused, it was simple to walk up to him, jam the injector into his neck, and trigger it.

As the needle delivered its deadly payload, Neon smiled, and took several steps away. Void, confused at first, breaks out into a sweat. In mere seconds, he coughs up blood, and it also begins to seep out of his eyes, nose, ears, and all other orifices. As his temperature skyrockets, he passes out, luckily just in time to miss the worst part. As his organs liquefy, they are all leaked out of his body until he resembles nothing more than a skin tent.

Since Max didn't trust anyone enough to stay in the house, he missed noticing anyone dying. Still, he was lurking around the outside of the house in his longcoat, waiting for everyone to leave. While he lurked in the shadows, he noticed a kitten. It was so cute, and it looked right at him. But, when he went to pet it, it mewed, and walked off. Enthralled by the kitty, Max followed it around the corner of the house, where the kitty broke into a clumsy run, and entered a large shack. His warnings flared up, and he was about to go back to his shadows, when he noticed a very cute emo girl go into the same shack, and then what sounded like a live concert of Green Day started up. Though he doubted the band was in attendance, the combination of three great things for him was too much to resist. He ran to the shack, ignoring any attempt at stealth.

Bursting into the shed, he discovers what he thought to be a cute emo girl was a hooker in way too much makeup. This enrages him, and he utterly destroys the hooker, bathing in her blood. He is so intent upon killing the prostitute that he fails to realize that Neonbob has entered the shack as well. Picking up a mother cat, Neon grabs its tail, and twists it to make the cat start running in the air, claws fully extended.

Max hears the screech of the cat, and turns right into the running claws of the creature, and it lacerates his face. Blinded by blood and pain, he tries to escape from the shed, only to have his jugular slashed by the pissed-off cat as he passes.

Lurching on the lawn, Max makes it about twenty feet out of the shack before the blood loss finally gets to him. Passing out, Max bleeds into the sprinkler system, and the next morning the lawn is showered in his blood.

Back in the den, NoMoreSanity feels a disturbance in his mind. Quickly awakening, he stumbles out of the back door, and spots a body in the yard. Fearing the worst, he slowly approaches the corpse, only for his worst fears to be realized.
NOOOO! MAAAAAAAAX!
He cries. As tears run down his face, he catches a pair of shoes on the other side of the body in his peripheral vision. Looking up, Neonbob stands above him, holding an axe.

As NMS backs away, Neon uses the axe to cut off Max's left leg at the thigh. This desecration of NMS' god is more than he can stand, and he attacks viciously. Surprised by this, Neon is pushed back at first, and then recovers, going on the offensive. He swings Max's leg like a pair of nunchuks, and lands hits all over NMS' body, breaking several bones. Then, as NMS hits the ground, Neon folds the leg in half, and hits NMS in the throat with the knee, crushing his trachea.

Weary from the fight, Neon picks up the axe again, and enters the den to find NeoAC in the process of cutting up bodies himself. Smiling, Neon approaches, as if to give a hand. However, once he gets close enough, he swings the axe, and hits NeoAC in the forehead with the blade, neatly cleaving the top of his head off. As the last party attendee dies, Neon flops into a lay-z-boy, and relaxes in the sound of the fireplace.

And so ends the night of mayhem and murder. I hope you all enjoyed the read, and try to one-up me eventually!
Ah, you actually honor me enough to consider me an acolyte of his :).

And thanks for murdering me in such a spectacular way!
I love you
 

Lost In The Void

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Wow a tear came to my eye as I read this, not only am I recognized as a good lawyer, I get murdered Clue style, I'm touched
 

NeoAC

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Haha! Last one standing aside from the murderer! That makes me the alpha victim! And I totally would be chopping up bodies at the end of it too!

I also have noticed that no one has posted a response to Neonbob yet, so as the final witness to his spree, I think I should be the one who gets the honor, so.....

Neon slept soundly that night, it was a good day's worth of bloodshed and thoroughly murdering all his friends. Tucked in under his blankets he vividly relived each of the murders as a large smile remained on his face. But a creaking noise woke him up briefly. He listened to try and see where it was coming from but it has stopped as soon as it started so he went back to his dreamland. The shadows started to move over his eyes so he opened up his eyes and standing over him was a familiar face.

NeoAC! But you can't be here! I killed you! I killed everyone! he stated.

Oh please, Neon, we've known each other for a while now, you can just call me AC.

That still doesn't explain why you're here.

OK real answer, I have the same powers as that chick from Heroes, only I'm not a total whiny ***** with mine. It took me a while to be able to regenerate what with you cutting off the top half of my brain and all, but I managed.

Neon reached for his trusty axe at the side of the bed, but AC quickly broke his right hand with a crowbar he had picked up on his way upstairs.

Now, now, Neon. You don't think I'm going to do anything that drastic do you? Calm down, let's just talk for a minute here, I brought you a turkey sandwich and some Coke.

Wait a minute! I bet you put rat poison the Coke! You drink it first!

Now why would I do that? Jeez, Neon! But fine, if it will put you at ease. AC took a long sip of Coke. There, you see?

All right fine. Neon took a bite out of the turkey sandwich. So what praytell do you want to talk abbeeeeoooo..... Neon slumped back onto the bed, unconscious.

Oh, Neon. Why would I put rat poison in the Coke when I can just crush roofies into the mayo I used to make that sandwich? AC took another sip of the Coke. Ah, refreshing. AC started to drag Neon out of the room and down the stairs.

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Neon woke up in a daze sometime later, in a weird predicament. He found himself enclosed in a metal chamber, his arms and legs tied together around a canister. He looked up and could only see three holes with a little bit of light seeping in. Outside he could hear the whirling of a propeller and AC giving instructions.

OK, Vandrik, just keep the controls steady, we'll be where we need to be in a minute of so. The clanking footsteps came towards Neon. How are you doing in there Bobby boy? You awake, yet?

AC, what is this? What are you doing? Neon could hear metal doors opening up somewhere.

Granting your wish, Neon. See what you are holding there, is a little weapons grade uranium and TNT and various other metals. And where our pilot has taken us is above a dedication ceremony the Greenpeace is having for their new sanctuary for orcas, narwhals, and other cetaceans.

You mean?

That's right Neon. You're going to nuke the whales. Now godspeed.

Neon felt himself falling the plane was in soon becoming visible in the air holes, and as he was coming fast upon his target he could only think to himself. You son of a bi- his thought process interrupted by the vaporization of his brain.

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Neon awoke in a place surrounded by white. He was still whole, but it looked like he was dead.

Huh, I must have somehow made it to heaven!

He turned around and saw a few more familiar faces; his party guests, wielding various clubs, sharp pointy objects, and in AE's case, a flamethrower.

I knew I wouldn't be let in...... He said as the others advanced.
 

Neonbob

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Lost In The Void said:
Wow a tear came to my eye as I read this, not only am I recognized as a good lawyer, I get murdered Clue style, I'm touched
*dances*
Glad you liked it!
goatzilla8463 said:
Hmmmm. I guess this means that I will have to hate you too as you are secretly planning me death.
Oh, Goat. There was nothing secretive about that :p
NeoAC said:
Haha! Last one standing aside from the murderer! That makes me the alpha victim! And I totally would be chopping up bodies at the end of it too!
Hah! Nice one! Sorry for the lack of detail in that death. I was almost done, so I think I rushed it.
ravensshade said:
well i'm both disappointed & glad that i wasn't on your list neon
For all those who weren't in the death: sorry, but I could only make myself come up with somewhat descriptive deaths that made any kind of sense for these 16 people.


Now, as for Vandrik:
I lure you into a dark alley using a piece of meat. As you follow, slobbering, I circle behind you, grip your mouth, and break your jaws. Leaving the lower part dangling uselessly, I watch you stumble as you try to come to terms with the pain. As you reel, I pick up two garbage can lids, and begin hitting you with them, resulting in something that sounds like stomp. A few minutes later, your corpse hits the ground, and I toss you into the dumpster nearby, before walking out of the alley, completely unharmed.
 

the Tadman

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I am stumped NeonBob, you're murdering spree was so epic i can't find myself thinking up an awesome murder...um...I stab you with a rusty butter knife!...No that's sucks...I shove wishbones down you're throat then i jam knives in you're nose and then i let loose thousands of ants so they can eat you're corpse. That's better.
 

Neonbob

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I get ta2ce to pose for a camera. As he smiles widely, I trigger the camera, and the hidden zip gun hits him in the forehead, killing him instantly. I also get a beautiful picture of his death face.