Recent content by VonBonBon

I want to believe.

You have read this sentence.

I'm indignant and refuse to try to lick my elbow. There are other people in the room and I'll look silly. It does occur to me, however, that I could easily lick one of their elbows. Curse you, social norms. Curse you.

...can anyone provide a more accurate translation? I'm immensely curious about this whole thing.

I'm going to add another vote to the Final Fantasy Triple Triad and Tetra Master addiction. I mean, at least in eight it had a use, I could turn my Bahamut card into 100 Megalixers and waltz the rest of the game. In nine, however, there was little to no point to it. Still, hours and hours and...

I am indeed in education, but I do part time work with an autistic boy, and unbeknownst to me, all the clichés were true, it really is deeply satisfying. Plus, you know, it balances my karma something rotten. I can kick puppies guilt free!

I'm going to have to go with Fallout 3 V.A.T.S. kills as well, although, on my present playthrough I'm not using guns, so, I'm going to insist that there's nothing more satisfying than killing a rabid dog by kicking his head off in slow motion. Kicking his head off in slow motion. It's...

Nintendo are hogging them all..

Microsoft: Nice controllers. Sony : Free online gaming. Nintendo : Adorable.

The problem is systemic. "You wear kevlar, they buy armour-piercing bullets." And thus the cycle continues. And of course, there are the crazies. Why are they taking on the city when they know Batman protects it? Because they think they can. The fools. The foolish fools. Actually, no...

Tattoo the moon.

...was it when it occured to you that an entire physical sensation was somehow missing from you, and then by exisiting, ceased to exist? Because, man I envy that.

*waits* *...in the shadows.*

Cigarettes and alcohol, unfortunately. It's either anxiety now or intense major organ failure later, and I know which one always seems more pressing at the time..

Not that I would do this, but, has anyone considered what a career boon this would be if you came across it? You would instantly become the most prolific, most efficient contract killer this side of Agent #47. Just tell nobody you're hoarding such power, charge £10,000 a head (no questions...