Recent content by VonVirgo

Well, it helped kill a good 30 minutes for me (the video itself is 5 minutes long -- the other 25 minutes was me pausing the video a lot wondering: Did they seriously think that this is funny?)

Voltorb/Electrode are kinda badass...but Arbok...dear God! TT^TT

Damn, I'm from Maryland, so I can't decide who to root f--Nintendo, I'm with Nintendo. Fuck those other guys...

God help us with if he ever gets a kidney stone.

What that Resident Evil or the fucking Matrix? Isn't the franchise called 'Resident' Evil because it's about shooting zombies in towns and mansions? What's with all of this Matrix/Equilibrium crap? I've only played Resident Evil 4, but even I think this looks stupid.

"Party escort submission position"? Chell, I simply don't see you as that type of person.

"Looks like it's time to oil up!" O.o

Is it just Wanking? Does it also count anal ejaculation?

I can imagine him shitting his pants whenever some Girl Scouts come over to try and sell him something, then.

It's the only way you'll get me to watch the Superbowl.

Why is it videogames, and only videogames, being accused of desensitizing children?

Make that damn game, it's the final piece to this extremely convoluted puzzle!

Simple: Because children are dumb!

*creaming pants*

Sorry, but I barely update my drunk duck account, much less make a professional comic.