Japanese Erotic Game Keeps Self-Pleasure Statistics

[Sevre]

This is terrifying, how am I going to shake hands with the one-eyed milkman while staring at a graph?

The graph is obviously going to be on the underwear of your little sister's best friend or something if history has told us anything about these games.

I'm sorry but raking the garden to a graph across the thighs of that little girl does not sound fun.


Can I have a badge for euphemisms?

 

[tkioz]

Speaking as an Australian gamer who will almost definitely have this used against me I'd just like to say "Thanks Japan, Thanks, really"... honestly if countries were people Japan would be the creepy dude in the trench coat on the bus.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Speaking as an Australian gamer who will almost definitely have this used against me I'd just like to say "Thanks Japan, Thanks, really"... honestly if countries were people Japan would be the creepy dude in the trench coat on the bus.

Actually, I think it would be hilarious for Michael Atkinson to have to decribe this game, I mean, it's probably not worth it, but still, it'll be hilarious.

 

[sniperworm]

Lets hope they don't include a leaderboard...

 

[iamjonah]

Gives a new meaning to the term "grinding for experience"

(sorry, I just couldn't resist)

 

[Macgyvercas]

I knew there would be a news thread about this one.

I say we file this under "Oh Japan" in the fail folder.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

I'm a sucker for statistics, but eh... I think I'll pass up on this one.

 

[johnman]

Uh oh, Escapist Forums beat the Escapist it self!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.176264-New-japanes-erotic-game-lets-you-track-your-playing-with-yourself-time

This happens all the time,but not everyone browes the forums

 

[Rusty Bucket]

I'm loving all the euphemisms here. Very inventive. Bravo Funk.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Lets hope they don't include a leaderboard...

That's the joke of the day, absolutely brilliant mate. High five.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I'm sorry but this just made me laugh a lot. (Yes I'm very immature)

Its definitely disturbing, but at the same time hilarious.

Lets hope they don't include a leaderboard...

Oh god that be funny if they did.

 

[Mstrswrd]

1: Flog the dolphin? Really? I've never heard that before.
2: There are a lot of games classified as Eroge because they have maybe 2 sex scenes at the end, like Shuffle!, which I haven't played (I'm watching the anime), but that actually have a decent story. Also, both Fate/Stay Knight and Tsukihime are classfied as Eroge's.

 

[VonVirgo]

Is it just Wanking? Does it also count anal ejaculation?

 

[Del-Toro]

Now that's just silly.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I don't wanna know how they track that stat

 

[GeekFury]

After reading this I died a little inside. I died a little inside from laughter, what will those mad japanese come up with next?

 

[Ithos]

Game title is almost a new low. Are they even trying anymore?

 

[TraumaHound]

Canned Dogs mentioned that the official site sells the game bundled with a Tenga Egg. Of course, I had to look that up (I figured it was some sort of vibrator.) Alas, I was wrong there; the Tenga Egg would definitely be an appropriate add-on for "players" of this game. I'll not post the YouTube demonstration vid I just watched but it's there. Weird stuff, these Tenga Eggs.

 

[CheckD3]

I wonder how it measures as said, but who thinks of a game when they're masturbating? I also wonder if it counts how long it takes for you to finally spit it out from beginning to end