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    When Has a Game Made You Feel Absolutely Terrible? *POSSIBLE SPOILERS*

    In Pathologic you play as a doctor, who has wandered into a plague stricken town that is extremely surreal. The economy in the game is a nightmare, everything is too expensive, you need food to feed yourself, you need medicine to keep yourself alive, and you need to do the same for all the...
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    Lagency

    That feel when you go through all the trouble to create a comic to smugly correct people on the use of a word, only to discover that you were the only one with a misunderstanding of the word. So I guess that joke ended up being a... Critical Miss.
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    DoTA 2 Surpasses 1 Million Concurrent Players

    I think a huge reason that we had 1 million concurrent players is because of the new and incredibly idiotic way volvo decided to host the new event. There's a special event going on in dota right now that you can only play at certain times during the day, the mode is locked and there is a...
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    The nemesis system in Shadow of Mordor is bananas!!

    You're a monster, how could you not spare Lugnug? I have a strict policy that any uruk that survives an encounter with me is strong enough to be in my army, and any Captain with honour in death is spared from it. Poor Lugnug, so young, so innocent, living his life the best way he knew how...
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    Problems that men have to deal with

    Oh jeez, I was just lurking but this... man I hate this. She's so terrified of anything that crawls, slithers or flies and I just can't kill them. So I end up faffing around for half an hour trying to catch some dumb lizard. I actually feel joy when one of the buggers turns around and bites...
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    Alien: Isolation Review - Structural Perfection

    Wow I'm shocked this game got made. When he said it had actual difficulty I smacked my gob in surprise, a (close to) AAA game that punishes you for losing? You're telling me that somewhere some corporate fat cat said, "You want to alienate casual gamers by making a game that's difficult to play...
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    The Maze Runner

    The basic premise of the film that spoils no more than any trailer would is that teenage boys wake up in some kind of garden/forest/field with no memories and are surrounded by high stone walls which only have one exit, a maze. The maze has giant stone gates that open at dawn, and close at dusk...
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    Poll: Jpop band found dead in dinosaur safari after being assaulted with an unreasonably large sword

    Wow dude you suck, I clicked on this thread hoping to the kawaii gods that the jpop band that got murdered wasn't the same one who gave one fan a date if you had bought all their albums! Why do you insist on giving people heart attacks with your click-bait title?
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    Poll: Should Anita Sarkeesian debate games that are within her cultural means?

    I know what you're saying inu-kun, but try to think of the way works of fiction influence people. On Japanese iphones you can't disable the shutter sound when taking a picture, because sneaking an up-skirt photo is so common. Did manga cause this up-skirt plague? I'm not even going to...
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    Poll: Webdesign: Food and Gaming

    1. 35 2. 21 3. 10, I'm trying to get really good at Dota 2 and spend a lot of my day either playing it or watching youtube videos on how to play it better. A website like that would be nice to look at to give me some ideas. 4. 1, I'm pretty poor because I'm a college student, so unless...
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    Alan Moore's New Novel Might Be Too Massive To Lift

    I literally laughed out loud after reading, I haven't done that in quite some time, thank you for making my day.
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    Miracle of Sound: My Revolution (Assassin's Creed: Unity Music Video)

    Wow, I didn't even want to play Unity until this video. I hope you like making Ubisoft's marketing department look incompetent for not doing this themselves.
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    Rubberbanded Leveling In Games - My Current Pet Peeve.

    I'm some kind of freak of nature in Skyrim, because I like to level up my blacksmithing skill first. I run around role playing as an orc armor merchant that never kills anything unless he has to. The problem is that blacksmithing levels you up just like any other skill, so after a while my game...
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    Breaking into the gaming / programming industry

    You should challenge yourself and go for the CS degree, you seem intelligent, surely your college has free tutoring to help you when you struggle. Personally I spent my life thinking I sucked at math, only to get a really good math professor and have it all turn around for me. I hope that...
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    Who was the guy with a horse head at Comicon supposed to be?

    I always thought wearing a horse head was an allusion to Animal Farm, the horse head serving as an allegory to the Russian working class. Reminding us that even with the best intentions movements can be betrayed by those they support, like the Russian working class were betrayed by the...