Recent content by Weilyn

I've never played a game that was as frustrating as Mirror's Edge. I loved jumping from roof to roof, evading cops, vaulting from place to place. That was great. But after every 20 seconds of freedom you run into a jump that you just can't make. You try it dozens of times, and you start...

While playing Fallout 2 I was dicking around in Vault City, looking for quests. I came across a woman who offered me a pretty large amount of caps if I saved her husband from imprisonment by the fascist vault dwellers. I asked her to pay me by having sex with me instead. She started to...

I'm going to have to go with balls on this one. Giving birth might hurt. A lot. But at least you know that the pain is just an element of the last part of creating life, and you know that when it is over you will have produced a child. An actual living goddamn child. And you will love it, and...

The Meek is the best webcomic i have ever come across, though It's more like a graphic novel, really. The writing is great, the artwork is superb and the author is a wonderful chap. If you haven't checked it out yet, do it. (The first chapter features a naked lady... Just sayin'...)...

I must play that game. I have no options. I MUST play it.

I really love the steam punk in Atlantis: The Lost Empire, by Disney. The movie in itself was pretty weak, but the visuals were awesome. Treasure Planet looked extremely cool as well, but I don't really know if it counts.

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick...

At least you have something heavy to whack them with.

A broken plastic tiara, a bottle of glue and a warhammer model... I am so fucked... At least I have something to sniff while my brains get devoured. On my right, on the other hand, there is a sword, a huge steel shield and a pistol. I am not making this up. Curse you, pointing hand...

I'd cry and then get murdered by the locust.

You've got to love that guy.

NO SPARKLING! That is all...

I'm Swedish, and I have to go with dynamite.

I once dreamt that a guy I hate was sleeping in my bed, when I came home from school. He woke up and laughed at me, so I ripped out his throat with my teeth. I then woke up with a boner. It was as awesomely wierd as it was wierdly awesome.

I would say; kill all the god's believers. The shortage of prayers would starve the god, and make him fade away into obscurity.