Recent content by Woozy

If you're so desperate for an endless, sisyphusean grind that you can't find a way to entertain yourself in EVE while your skills level up naturally, then you may want to invest in a hamster wheel instead of a video game.

I still get the impression that people who actually like Halo 3 have never played another shooter in their lives. When I play shooters on my PC, for example, I get to pick whatever server I want, filter out gametypes and maps that I don't like, and install all kinds of cool mods that extend the...

Sonic games have gotten shitty because there is no longer a worthy console for them to exist on. I would suck too if someone programmed me for a Wii.

You morons say the PC is "losing" or "dying" every fucking year and its never true. You can take that tacky little white imposter the 360 as evidence that PC gaming has never been more popular, and will probably just end up absorbing every other platform over the next decade until there's no...

Assassin's Creed is absolute shit, but my eyes were too busy rolling at the stupid and incomprehensible plot to notice for most of the game. I think maybe the developers decided to have a competition to see who could come up with the most jarring method of ripping us straight out of the...

The Wii's "potential" is pretty routinely overstated by people who have apparently been unconscious every time they've played it. There isn't a lot more you can do with the Wiimote after you run "vertical swing, horizontal swing" into the ground. Of course this fact isn't even tragic until you...

My impression is that "Episodic Gaming" is code for "Expansion Packs, only we didn't finish the first title". If it isn't dying yet, I hope it does soon.

You can't really be a male 20-something living on a college campus without having some exposure to Halo. As of today I've completed all three Halo games on the "Heroic" difficulty (Legendary in the case of CE), and I've competed in the multiplayer mode both over LAN, and over XboxLive. My room...

I wouldn't say that Halo is "unfairly" bashed. The game has "good effort, retard" written all over it, and yet somehow this bastion of mediocrity has managed to retroactively throw the curve for all of the genuinely good shooters that we PC gamers have come to love over the past ten years...