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I would probably challenge him to Olympic lifting. I think his muscles are atrophied and weak enough for me to beat him.

I recently played the first Crysis game and it has some of the most unintentionally hilarious gameplay I've ever experienced. I played it on the highest difficulty setting where you're highly encouraged to be stealthy and engage enemies from long distances. Instead of sneaking around, I ran...

I'm guessing ME3 spoilers? I would suggest damage to your frontal cortex.

I usually play them with my cock and masturbate furiously every time a monster chases me.

Magic Battlegrounds. It's Magic: The Gathering but as a fighting game where you combat the other player by summoning creatures and using spells. It's really imbalanced but incredibly fun with some friends.

Have you played this quest? http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Rise_in_the_East It's just a little taste of what you're talking about and it's amazing.

I was scared of damn near everything as a kid, but that made me a strong person that isn't afraid of anything. Or maybe that was boot camp... Whatever. When I was 5 or 6, my bed was against the wall straight across from the door. I had to either face the door so a glowing skeleton didn't walk in...

I would run around humping everyone's legs and shitting everywhere while barking loudly.

A really fancy mansion that was old and spooky to begin with, anything else wouldn't feel right.

Drown or starve him.

From my experience, girls like someone with self confidence. What I typically do to hit on a girl is slam her against a wall and choke her out, then drag her unconscious body out into a secluded area. You have to be pretty fast, they usually wake up within 2-3 minutes. When they do regain...

What? A minigun would have to spin up and it's not something you can grab and use in 2 seconds, you would be better off with your bare hands.

Those kind of fall under the unique missions, but I could add it as an option.

What is your favorite part of the Saints Row games? Mine is definitely the customization, I currently have a Hispanic mime in stripper clothes.

I like being the villain, mainly because it's fun to fuck with NPCs, but also because it's usually pretty fun.