Recent content by Zinras

Are you saying you wouldn't ask god if he checks out the angelic women's dressing room? Because I'd do it 24/7.

Me: Do you enjoy naked angels? God: No I prefer angels with their clothes on. Me: Come on God: I'm just kidding around. Me: I knew it God: How did you know? Me: 'cause I'm a man, of course God: It goes without saying. Good reason.

Me: Don't talk back God: Talking is my only function. Me: You aren't talking you're typing God: That assumption is only a supposition. Me: No, it is fact God: Are you serious? Should I know it is? Me: Yes God: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Me: Good deity, you are...

Easy, most gamers share at least some points with the angry and lonely basement dweller who obsesses about his miniatures or D&D campaign. Where they obsess about WH40K or character builds and roleplaying, gamers obsess about getting levels, shiny items or beating the high score. It's nerd...

Boondock Saints was a great movie but a sequel would likely fail miserably. I mean, waiting 10 years to continue a story that wasn't really there? It was a movie about killing Russian gangsters in the silliest and most random way possible (death by toilet, anyone?), not a story-telling masterpiece.

And as we all know, us good ol' white Europeans never do anything bad and we just hold hands and sing songs all day, right? It's not like we still have dictatorships or anythi- Oh wait, we do (Belarus). Technically, there are elections but that president sure is lucky to get elected every time...

Which other European nation has their nanny-state system, then?

England isn't "Europe", god damn. There are still some 49 other countries. Hilariously, though, Americans gladly handed over their rights and freedom in the name of anti-terrorism. Imagine going back to 1999 and telling someone that in two years, it will be possible for the American government...

Homophobia in games? lolwut? I can't think of many RPGs these days that either don't have delicious lesbian sex or strong hints of it. They're a bit behind on the man/man sex, although some games also let you do that. And the games that don't, certainly have modders that'll make sure it...

No, because I don't listen to music that I don't think is awesome.

Wow, it seems a couple of people don't really understand the Fallout setting. In the Fallout setting, everything is what people in the 50s dreamed about: Nuclear powered cars (I believe Ford actually made a mock-up back then), servant robots, infinite optimism and believing that science will fix...

Rap generally sucks balls these days. I liked more of it from the 80s and 90s because there was so much variation in style, beat and whatever you had to try really hard to find something you didn't like. Today, 99.9% of it is gangsta rap, which easily is the shittiest of the bunch. When was the...

1) The original Diablo 2) Total Annihilation 3) Conker's Bad Fur Day 4) At least one of the Fallout games 5) Duke Nukem I could post many more but with only 5 choices, I tried to pick different genres,

"Mario" and "most difficult game series" does not compute. Also, games playing themselves is absolutely retarded and should be forbidden by law. Epic gaming assistance is what friends and internet is for, not the game itself.

I don't get why console fanboys complain so much, anyway. Every single of the latest generation of consoles have been nigh PC copies anyway, with online play, LAN (linking several Xboxes together with several TVs, for example), special online services and the same games the PC traditionally gets...