Recent content by Zombie Sodomy

Actually, I believe Zack wrote that line. It's still a great scene though.

Facebook is definitely the worst, because at least Twitter doesn't punish you for not being a member. Every single website wants you to sign in on Facebook, or like them on Facebook to be able to do anything. Twitter is stupid, but it isn't quite as much of a rampant tumor as Facebook.

My parents weren't the sheltering type. The Shining is the only thing that ever left an impression, and I got over that years and years ago. Unless my children end up being incredibly stupid, I'm just going to assume they can separate fantasy from reality and let them play/watch whatever they...

I remember in elementary school I was prescribed Klonopin and Prozac for my depression and anxiety issues. Suddenly, I'm being haunted by my stillborn daughter from the future and I tell the girl I have a crush on that she's the mother. So much for that friendship. Anyways, thanks for the...

Cotton balls. Just thinking about them makes my skin crawl. Whoever decided to put those in pill bottles, I hate you. Even if I pry them out with a pen, or something, I still feel it.

I've been high on prescription drugs once; but that was for science, literally. I had to keep a journal and everything. I hardly ever drink and have never been drunk, and I have never taken recreational drugs. I can't stand the taste of alcohol, and I've just never really felt like doing drugs...

I'm not a mathematician, but as a fake chemist I'd guess you'd need 92.

For me it's between nature and necromancy. I have to give it to nature because I'm sure my army of ents could kick the undead's ass. Blood magic gets an honorable mention because it lets you control people.

I'd have it use its powers to fix my torn asshole. There's no way in hell I'd hand my Satan baby over to the government, that would be seriously fucked up. I'm not going to try to make it my minion or anything, that would just be asking it to kill me. I guess I'd just raise it the best I could...

I generally prefer my villains cold and calculating, even in defeat. If it works for the story though, why not? It's not something I especially want, but if it works it works.

It's pretty superficial to assume that anyone is only dating someone else because of looks without more information. The guy dating a girl who looks 13 could be just as creeped out about it as you are, but he still really likes her and wants to make it work anyways. Even if he does find that...

I guess I'm the only person who likes circus peanuts. Maybe I'm just a French snob, but plain Hershey's chocolate is the most boring candy I've ever eaten.

I actually would like to be bisexual, but no I wouldn't take it. Sexual orientation seems superficial, but it's still a part of who I am.

I like feet. If I want to measure my height in metric units my basic choices are meters and centimeters. Maybe it's just me, but those are just way too far apart. Instead of being 6'1" I'm now 185.5cm, or 1m 85.5cm. Maybe it's just because I didn't grow up with it, but I really hate that. Even a...