Recent content by zombiez

I lie to doctors to get narcotics.

http://www.supercrazyalive.com/ Click on "It's alive" and prepare for nightmares.

Every time I have downtime, I start going through various zombie apocalypse escape plans. I will look around for various weapons and plan escape routes. And if I am at work, I will constantly be eyeballing the pharmacy area...just in case.

Ah, yes. Suicidal people. That is something I just do not put up with. Waste of breath, imo.

I went to the website and made my own sea kitten. It had an elephant trunk, a horn, and a punk jacket. I do not want to be friends with sea kittens.

You get the clap, and everywhere you go you hear applause.

I refuse to date anyone who doesn't play video games with me. I also refuse to date anyone without some sort of fashion sense. Other than that, it's pretty easy to get in with me.

I help everyone because I am not a bad person.

I kindly tell them that I am not interested and to have a pleasant day.

OR there is that neat little link in the original post linking you directly to the PETA website...

By "nothing" I mean I make no real connection to the song. I don't have a certain band or song I listen to when I am happy or sad. Just whatever is on the radio in my car, for the most part.

I cannot wait until children start tossing their beloved pet cats into the sea to be with their sea-kitten brethren.

I get nothing from music. If I can dance and sing along then it is good enough for me.

I like tattoos, I think they are neat. I have a couple. And even if they turn out to be stupid mistakes I will still love them. It's kinda like my body tells a story.

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