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Every time I have downtime, I start going through various zombie apocalypse escape plans. I will look around for various weapons and plan escape routes. And if I am at work, I will constantly be eyeballing the pharmacy area...just in case.
 

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Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness. The education is for the ones who want a conversation with someone who isn't staring at their chest.
And if I said I could have an intelligent conversation whilst staring at a woman's breasts?
I would say "Where do you wanna have coffee?"
 

Booze Zombie

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Radelaide said:
I would say "Where do you wanna have coffee?"
Shame I'm in Britain... Ah, well. We all know I'm not real, anyway. I'm just a figment of the internet. *Disappears*
 

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I try to remember passages in books, then start thinking about various things, like travelling, reading. After a while I start thinking that I should clean the blood of my boots and I should stop beating that citizen, who most likely is dead already.
 

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Radelaide said:
Booze Zombie said:
Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness. The education is for the ones who want a conversation with someone who isn't staring at their chest.
And if I said I could have an intelligent conversation whilst staring at a woman's breasts?
I would say "Where do you wanna have coffee?"

My Cafe. Next year. Be there
 

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Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness.
But it's even better if they keep the shape when you take the braw off... and I'm not speaking of plastic boobs... I hate those.
 

Radelaide

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Specter_ said:
Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness.
But it's even better if they keep the shape when you take the braw off... and I'm not speaking of plastic boobs... I hate those.
"Fake tits are like Nazi's" Yeah, I think breasts are honestly one of the sexiest things ever.
 

Specter_

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Radelaide said:
Specter_ said:
Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness.
But it's even better if they keep the shape when you take the braw off... and I'm not speaking of plastic boobs... I hate those.
"Fake tits are like Nazi's" Yeah, I think breasts are honestly one of the sexiest things ever.
Not mentioning a firm butt... I'm still not sure which one is sexier, but it's a close one...
 

Booze Zombie

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Radelaide said:
Specter_ said:
Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness.
But it's even better if they keep the shape when you take the braw off... and I'm not speaking of plastic boobs... I hate those.
"Fake tits are like Nazi's" Yeah, I think breasts are honestly one of the sexiest things ever.
Are you a lesbian? Not trying to offend here, but...
 

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Most moments of my brain's free time are already taken up with its musings and ideas. I'll often lounge about contemplating a scene for one of my stories or a large amount of dialog. If I'm not thinking up some scene or another, I'm usually talking with one of my characters in order to understand them or assembling designs for items, vehicles, and landscapes in my head. Or mentally composing songs so I can write them down and work on refining them later. Sometimes this will even extend to more entertaining moments, as I'll often create backstories for things in games that already have/don't need them (I've still got a bit on the three sentient races I made in Spore, for example).

In what little time I don't focus on the real world, my hobbies, or meditation, I tend to wander off towards philosophical musings and random memories.
I often do the same regarding the characters and the songs. I'm currently writing a little historical novel set in 12th century Persia (think Assassin's Creed) and all my brainstorming takes place during these periods. I start thinking "Oh, but if Sohayla was to do so-and-so, Ismail would have to go to X before...".
I love writing songs in my head. The rhythmical nature of the wheels of the train helps me a lot, but even when I write them down and take them home with me, 90% of the time I CAN'T put music to them. What I usually do is write a little drum beat for them in FL Studio, something simple and minimal, and then have that playing while I try to compose something on either the guitar or the piano. But I think I'll have to ask my music teacher to show me how to know what chord is the right one to play given this or that vocal part.
Never tried talking to one of my characters! I have to ride the train today to meet some friends, so I suppose I'll give it a try.
 

Clashero

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Radelaide said:
Specter_ said:
Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness.
But it's even better if they keep the shape when you take the braw off... and I'm not speaking of plastic boobs... I hate those.
"Fake tits are like Nazi's"
"They don't sing, they don't dance, they just ACK! I've seen a woman turn and the tits stayed there!" (if anyone doesn't understand, don't worry about it too much)
 

Radelaide

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Clashero said:
Radelaide said:
Specter_ said:
Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness.
But it's even better if they keep the shape when you take the braw off... and I'm not speaking of plastic boobs... I hate those.
"Fake tits are like Nazi's"
"They don't sing, they don't dance, they just ACK! I've seen a woman turn and the tits stayed there!" (if anyone doesn't understand, don't worry about it too much)
"I'm walking here!"

I'm totally high fiving you right now. *raises hand in the air*
 

spuddyt

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I suffer from bad cases of philosophy, but now the moment i start, i go play some games to make me forget about it
 

Clashero

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Radelaide said:
Clashero said:
Radelaide said:
Specter_ said:
Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness.
But it's even better if they keep the shape when you take the braw off... and I'm not speaking of plastic boobs... I hate those.
"Fake tits are like Nazi's"
"They don't sing, they don't dance, they just ACK! I've seen a woman turn and the tits stayed there!" (if anyone doesn't understand, don't worry about it too much)
"I'm walking here!"

I'm totally high fiving you right now. *raises hand in the air*
*high-fives*
Very few stand-up comedies have made laugh so hard.
"Why? Because we're French. Oh, look a Greenpeace boat is coming to protest. Fuck off, I sink you."
I'm definitely adding you to friends now ^^
 

Radelaide

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Booze Zombie said:
Radelaide said:
Specter_ said:
Radelaide said:
Pretty much. I am gunna offend some feminists right now but all a woman needs in life is a push up bra. Boobs are a straight man's weakness.
But it's even better if they keep the shape when you take the braw off... and I'm not speaking of plastic boobs... I hate those.
"Fake tits are like Nazi's" Yeah, I think breasts are honestly one of the sexiest things ever.
Are you a lesbian? Not trying to offend here, but...
Almost got it. I'm bi-sexual.
 

Beffudled Sheep

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I think about new and exciting ways to mess with peoples minds and or lives. I also think of ways to use logic and my intelligence to get things for reduced prices at my local firearms store.
 

DMShade

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How come your favourite snacks always come in two sizes; "Nowhere near enough" and "G'damn, I can't eat all that!"?

Like Goldfish Crackers. They either come in that teeny bag that lasts maybe 5 minutes or the huge box with three one-pound bags in them. Have to hide that box if you're not the sharing type or next time you go for them, they're gone!

Or Hot Rods...there's that five pack that usually tastes like crap or the Box of 20 or 40.

And how come extreme irritants only seem to appear when your patience has been worn down to that last frazzled nerve? For example, you've had a long hard day. You just wanna get some fast food, go home, throw on your favourite comic's DVD or scream into a pillow (or both, I dunno what gets you off)...but when you go to the fast food place, you always wind up just behind some woman with kids she can't or WON'T control. And not Kids as in 2, or even 3...Kids as in Good God, she must have gotten knocked up right after each delivery. And she's shouting and the kids are changing their mind every 3 seconds and one is crying because they wanted to go somewhere else and another is repeating the same thing over and over because Mommy didn't acknowledge her, so she must not have heard and AAAAAAAAAAGH!

*Coughs, recomposes himself* Makes you wish you could legally take leave of your senses for 30 seconds without repercussion. Yeah. Heh.

I'm gonna go over there now and avoid eye contact...
 

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Zero Punctuation videos start to play in my head. "I'm bored... 'In the time between the release of Assassin's Creed in America...'"