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Mirror's Edge Probably one of the most prominent when-it-works games, as in, when it works, it's awesome. When it doesn't, it's frustrating. There were shining moments in that game where the running felt great and flowed perfectly and just WORKED. Even the combat had its moments of...

Dark Souls absolutely bored me to tears. It's so repetitive and it tells you nothing about itself. I played it for at least 5 hours and did't get past the first area. It's not even like it was too difficult, it just requires so much grinding, and constant attention. The difficulty wasn't even...

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The first time I was being chased in the System Shock 2. The enemies were genuinely terrifying since they could pretty much decimate you in a few hits, so being chased by even two was terrifying. Then I fell off of the walkway I was on, took massive damage from the fall, and had no idea where...

"One life? NO CONTINUES?!" in seriousness though, "Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt." Kudos for naming the reference.

You know, just like how it's not racist if a black person says that all blacks are lazy or if a white person says all whites are boring. OH WAIT YEAH TI'S STILL RACIST.

Can't afford it. Maybe I'll get it at Christmas or something.

I played Halo before I played Half Life or Half Life 2, and I wasn't impressed. There's just nothing to it. It's like the Transformers of video games. Popular, and puzzlingly so. again, as Yahtzee said, "Colorful dross with the depth of a spoon." Oh, and sorry for enjoying games that aren't...

I think people's disdain for the series can be summed up nicely with this quote from Yahtzee: "It is by no means bad. What it is is average... Everything it does has been done before and better." People don't hate it. They just don't like that something so uninteresting and average has become so...

You know you play too much Metro 2033 (or many other games) When you try to turn on your headlamp in a dark area with an F key that isn't there.

It was kind of designed to be non-lethal...

Anklebiters. A movie about midget vampires.

I guess change.org doesn't have very much to do.

Sit back and enjoy the grand cosmic comedy.

I don't know how to embed, so link list time! quintessential: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4avoEbGjYu0 Listen to the entire album. Just do it. Free!:http://ironchic.bandcamp.com/album/not-like-this Also one of my favorite bands...