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was inevitable tbh
Shit like this is going to happen more often. I don't mean political assassinations (though those probably will too), I mean people committing crimes while impersonating cops. That's what happens when cops are allowed to cover their faces, refuse to wear badges, and can "arrest" people while in plain clothes with no identification. All you need now to impersonate a cop is to be white and wear a mask.
 
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Am I missing something or do all of those seem incredibly AI-made?
I'll double check, one of them doesn't have a voice over, and it actual footage. I'll delete the AI looking ones just in case, but I am keeping the good cops stand up bad cops video, since it is 100% real and legit.

Most of the videos have been replaced things where it's clear they actually happened or took place.
 

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Shit like this is going to happen more often. I don't mean political assassinations (though those probably will too), I mean people committing crimes while impersonating cops. That's what happens when cops are allowed to cover their faces, refuse to wear badges, and can "arrest" people while in plain clothes with no identification. All you need now to impersonate a cop is to be white and wear a mask.
impersonating may not be the concern. guy managed to get away even after engaging in a shootout after murdering literal politicians. now seems to be someone with a history of Pinkerton-esque employment overseas for companies like Nestlé and "the praetorian guard" and a pastor
Boelter’s LinkedIn page suggests that he has a background in security, and is the CEO of the Red Lions Group, a security firm. Some on Twitter are claiming he is a “white Christian nationalist,” based on Facebook “likes.”
already worked with police officers;


the praetorian guard page



though interesting they going with such a younger looking photo considering the difference in age that screenpal shows, especially as he's still on the run
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Officials said Brooklyn Park police arrived at Hortman's home around 3:35 a.m. and found a police SUV with emergency lights on. The suspect then exited Hortman's home and exchanged gunfire with officers before fleeing on foot.

There was an extensive list of possible targets among writings found in Boelter's vehicle. The list included more than 50 individuals including officials outside of Minnesota, and including abortion rights advocates and abortion facilities.

oh hey his vehicle even Praetorian guard vehicle too

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Dr. Vance Boelter E.d.D.
CEO Red Lion Group

Dr. Vance Boelter E.d.D. is CEO of Red Lion Group based in The Democratic
Republic of Congo. He is also CEO of Praetorian Guard Security Services based in
Minnesota.

Dr. Boelter majored in International Relations for his Undergraduate
Degree at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota. He holds his Master of Science
in Management Degree, and Doctorate in Leadership for the Advancement of
Learning and Service, from Cardinal Stritch University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Dr. Boelter has worked full time for some of the largest companies in their field
such as Nestle, Del Monte, Tesoro, Marathon Speedway, and 7-Eleven. He has
worked in Operations, Technical Services, Quality Services, and Continuous
Improvement. Dr. Boelter has experience in Eastern Europe, The Middle East, and
Africa.

He currently lives in Minnesota with his wife Jenny and their children.
timestamped at his sermon start time

christ in hell that shit is so demonic telling Africans to essentially stop whining cos everything's already equal bro, jesus told me!
 
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Mine isn't either, but when it's spent on conveying facts to Nazis it suddenly is.
There aren't nazis here, and you've never conveyed facts to anyone.
The first requires no leap at all: it's a public street. Any incident that happens on any public street will inevitably happen near numerous innocent people.

The second... is fucking obvious. I'd run if I saw a fire break out near me. It's amazing you'd try to insinuate that wanting to get away from fire is evidence of arson.
You gonna respond to Bedinsis's post to you? Maybe let him know that the thing that was removed from the man's head was a respirator mask, the sort of thing used for painting, cleaning out dangerous molds, or protecting yourself from chemical weapons because you showed up to a riot prepared to attack police with fire and expected to get teargassed in return.

Like, I say some crazy things sometimes that I do believe, and I can play devil's advocate with the what-ifs that I don't believe, but you're well into the bald-faced lie territory on this one. I do not believe for a second that you think I'm wrong about the events in that video.
 

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You gonna respond to Bedinsis's post to you? Maybe let him know that the thing that was removed from the man's head was a respirator mask, the sort of thing used for painting, cleaning out dangerous molds, or protecting yourself from chemical weapons because you showed up to a riot prepared to attack police with fire and expected to get teargassed in return.
No, because I'm not going to entertain your assumptions. Wearing such a mask-- if that's what it is-- isn't evidence of arson or attack. All you actually have is that he was near some fire that broke out in a public street.

Like, I say some crazy things sometimes that I do believe, and I can play devil's advocate with the what-ifs that I don't believe, but you're well into the bald-faced lie territory on this one. I do not believe for a second that you think I'm wrong about the events in that video.
Yes, you were always going to assume that anyone targeted by police brutality deserved it, and you were always going to have this absurd certainty that everyone else must just be lying if they don't share your presumptuousness.
 
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watched a fair bit of it last night and was abysmal, not even factoring the coinbase and palantir advertisements (actual adverts, not restricted to mere banners lol) or the worbling air raid siren doing what can only assume was the national anthem, nor the announcer who sounded more like an early morning kids game show presenter. cameras were very keen to focus on anything except the crowds too, cos they were fckin sparse if it's any consolation - at the very least some may find comfort in knowing petty shit like that is what gets under trump's skin the most - could see he tried hiding it but not particularly well lol


Trump’s Military Birthday Parade Was a Gross Failure
The president’s military parade, which reportedly cost up to $45 million, was short on attendees, long on political speeches
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June 14, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 14: U.S. President Donald Trump prepares to speak after watching as members of the U.S Army participated in the 250th birthday parade of the U.S. Army June 14, 2025 in Washington, DC. The U.S. Army is marking its 250th birthday with a military parade including roughly 6,600 troops, 150 vehicles, and over 50 aircraft.  The parade, which coincides with President Donald Trump's 79th birthday, is designed to tell the history of the Army. (Photo by Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)

President Donald Trump prepares to speak at 250th birthday parade of the U.S. Army June 14, 2025 in Washington, D.C.Andrew Harnik/Getty Images

WASHINGTON — On Saturday, President Donald Trump held a hideously expensive military parade in Washington, D.C., on his birthday. Trump and his top officials stood on a stage at the National Mall behind two tanks, before two large digital American flags. Military bands and troops, some on horses, some in vehicles, some in tanks, others in Howitzers, marched in the streets. So did a few robot dogs. An army parachute team jumped down. Helicopters flew over. Drones flew by. There were many, many tanks.

The spectacle was billed as honoring the U.S. Army’s 250th birthday — and planners put in admirable effort to sell this fiction, with processions designed to honor key times in American military history. In reality, the event was just one part of the Trump administration’s vast, billion-dollar government effort to make the leader feel good about himself.

The weekend’s pageantry, which some administration officials referred to as “Donald Trump’s birthday parade” behind closed doors, fulfilled the president’s longtime desire for a grand military parade. Starting at the Pentagon in Virginia, the troops in the parade — who honored the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War — had to walk for about two-and-a-half miles.

Trump sat next to his wife Melania and the former Fox News host, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. At points, Trump stood alone in front onstage, saluting troops marching as the 1st Cavalry Division marched by. At another point, Secretary of State Marco Rubio was pictured yawning on C-SPAN. The military officials shown on C-SPAN spoke with reverence about the Global War on Terror.

Late in the event, Trump stood at a podium onstage and swore in 250 new or reenlisting troops. “Welcome to the United States Army and have a great life,” Trump said after they recited the Oath of Enlistment. “Thank you very much. Have a great life.”

After two hours, the event reached its logical conclusion: political speeches. J.D. Vance went first. “June 14 is of course the birthday of the Army,” Vance said. “It is, of course, the birthday of the president of the United States. And Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” He delivered the laugh line of the night, “It’s also my wedding anniversary,” he said before immediately leaving the stage.


Finally, Trump spoke. He praised the army — and armies of years past. “Our soldiers never give up, never surrender and never ever quit. They fight, fight, fight and they win, win, win,” Trump said, in what seemed like an obvious reference to his own declaration of “Fight, Fight, Fight,” after a failed assassination attempt grazed his ear in Butler, Pennsylvania, during a campaign event last year.

“We’re the hottest country in the world right now,” Trump said. “Our country will soon be greater and stronger than ever before.” He said America is “blessed beyond words by this valued legion of army warriors.”

He continued, “No matter the obstacles, our warriors will charge into battle. They will plunge into the crucible of fire, and they will seize the crown of victory, because the United States of America will always have the grace of Almighty God and the iron will of the United States Army. Congratulations to everybody. We love our country. We’ve never done better. Thank you. God bless you. God bless the army and God bless America.”

Trump stood for a moment beside his wife, Melania, before Trump campaign regular Lee Greenwood sang “God Bless the U.S.A.” (Trump and Greenwood sell a bible together.) “Happy birthday Mr. President,” Greenwood said at one point.

When he was done, attendees started singing happy birthday to Trump near the stage.

Even before the speech component, the C-SPAN feed gave off a vibe that alternated between military recruitment video and softcore Trump propaganda. Video played several times of Trump giving speeches. Occasionally, a small banner popped up that said: “Video courtesy of America 250.” The nonprofit America 250, which is helping organize the ongoing publicly-funded campaign celebrating the country’s semiquincentennial, has been taken over by Trump allies and one of his campaign operatives.

Corporate America did their part. “Special thanks to our sponsor Lockheed Martin,” the MC said around 6:30 p.m., shouting out America’s biggest defense contractor. The MC later thanked “our special sponsor Coinbase,” the cryptocurrency exchange. President Trump sure loves crypto — he reported in his financial disclosure Friday that he made $57 million in the final months of 2024 after he and his family launched their own crypto exchange, World Liberty Financial. (That was before he launched his own $TRUMP meme coin.)

Around 7 p.m., the big screens onstage that displayed the American flags turned to logos for UFC, the mixed martial arts business. Later, the MC thanked “special sponsor Palantir,” a contractor hired to help Trump compile data on Americans across federal agencies.

Military handed out drinks from sponsor Phorm Energy — a new drink by Anheuser-Busch and UFC CEO Dana White, in the flavor Screamin’ Freedom.

Rock music was the soundtrack of the parade, including AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck,” during the War on Terror section. There were instrumentals from the Heart song “Barracuda” and Metallica’s “Enter Sandman.”

The military parade was overseen by the American commander-in-chief as he conducts a militarized crackdown on immigrants in Los Angeles, California, driving protests. He sent in National Guard troops and Marines not because their presence is necessary to keep the peace, but as a show of force — and as a test run for operations in other states and cities, should the president feel angry enough to launch them, likely illegally.

At 2,000 locations across the country, protesters held a “No Kings” Day to voice their anger toward the president. About 20,000 people gathered in downtown Los Angeles, undeterred by law enforcement’s use of non-lethal weapons on earlier protests and the president’s escalation by sending in troops.

Law enforcement largely left protesters alone for much of the day, but they deployed tear gas in the Atlanta area and arrested eight people, Fox 5 Atlanta reported.

For an event that shut down much of central Washington D.C., closed key roads, and reportedly cost up to $45 million, the promise of a spectacle of America’s military might — that just coincidentally happened to fall on Trump’s birthday — didn’t draw out legions of his fans. Instead the crowd of supporters, servicemembers, curious locals, and military adjacent spectators who braved the oppressive heat and humidity of a post-thunderstorm D.C. managed to just fill out their allotted side of the street over several blocks in front of the White House, with plenty of room to spare.


In front of the central stage a crowd befitting a midsize concert gathered in view of Jumbotrons. The lawns surrounding the Washington monument — which have hosted countless inaugurations, protests, concerts, and gatherings, were largely unused overflow space.

When the TV broadcast showed the crowd risers along the parade route, they were sparsely filled. The National Park Service issued permits for 250,000 people for the National Mall festival and the military parade. An aerial parade of historic military aircraft flew above the National Mall, traversing a course from Lincoln to Washington that — despite clear anticipation of crowds by event organizers — was more empty field and food truck line than crowd.

Though rock music blared on TV, the parade itself was eerily quiet. One video posted on X shows tanks squeaking past nearly silent crowds, sounding like a grocery cart in need of grease.

In the weeks leading up to his birthday and the parade, Trump told close associates that protesters were going to try to overshadow the military parade, including in the media coverage, in D.C. and elsewhere, and that he was determined not to let that happen, a source with knowledge of the matter and another person briefed on it tell Rolling Stone.

Millions of people reportedly participated in “No Kings” parades Saturday across the country.

As the D.C. military parade took place, hundreds of protesters stood outside the federal building in downtown Los Angeles. People had been dancing around, before hundreds of cops circled the four-block square without warning or announcement, leading to a tense stand-off, according to a Rolling Stone reporter on the ground. Flash bangs went off, and police used tear gas and smoke grenades to clear protesters.
 

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Yes, you were always going to assume that anyone targeted by police brutality deserved it, and you were always going to have this absurd certainty that everyone else must just be lying if they don't share your presumptuousness.
You are lying. You believe he (and the other two people running) were there to riot and started that fire.
 

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Oh, are we deciding what Silvanus believes?

C'mon, we can come up with something more fun that that. Silvanus believes that Keir Starmer is 3 or more possums in a coat, for example.
 
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That was the only Republican you actually were paraphrasing? In that case you might want to replace the word "Republicans" in post #18,985 with "I".
It was a rhetorical device, neither half were actual quotes.
 

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You are lying. You believe he (and the other two people running) were there to riot and started that fire.
Your inability to comprehend disagreement is nobody's fault but yours, and just serves to show how deeply dug-in you are.
 
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Seems Trump's vanity parade flopped with few people attending, certainly fewer than the protests against him. That's very funny. Maybe Trump should return to Macron to learn how military parades should be done.
 
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Seems Trump's vanity parade flopped with few people attending, certainly fewer than the protests against him. That's very funny. Maybe Trump should return to Macron to learn how military parades should be done.
Wrong! It was the best parade ever. Everybody loved it! We celebrated this beautiful country and the bright future that's ahead of it.

(mental note; Make not attenting the parade illegal for next year.)
 
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Seems Trump's vanity parade flopped with few people attending, certainly fewer than the protests against him. That's very funny. Maybe Trump should return to Macron to learn how military parades should be done.
A lot of people are talking about how the soldiers were just basically walking rather than doing the hyper-precise marching that the likes of Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin get. That probably disappointed El Jefe greatly, since he wants to be so much like them.
 
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A lot of people are talking about how the soldiers were just basically walking rather than doing the hyper-precise marching that the likes of Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin get. That probably disappointed El Jefe greatly, since he wants to be so much like them.
Maybe Trump was trying to bring back the army comedy from the 80's and 90's.

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Right wing grifters want to pick fights, but are selective in regards to with whom.
To add to this: Rushing Beat X takes character that was white and made him black. Douglas Bild. Though this was always thing whenever these games were localized under different titles. Rushing Beat became Rival Turf. Rushing Beat Ran became Brawl Brothers. Douglas and Rick's name were changed in both games. The only difference, this time it's a the Japanese changing Bild's race to black this time, thus making it canon. City Connection, the new developers for this game, don't mind the race change at all. Yet these assholes when never show up, and I am glad.


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