#008: Rad's Solution

[The Wooster]

#008: Rad's Solution

It's innovative at least.

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[Renegade-pizza]

[Use an epic voice] When the Nazi ItaniPakistanites attacked the Mushroom kingdom, all seemed lost. Their freedom would be taken. [Explosions] Their rights destroyed. [More explosions] Unitil, [cut to black], one man rose to stop them...

Troy baker: Itsa me...Mario! [Explosions and machineguns]

TB: Wahoo! [Obligatory missile launch]

[Brief view of Bowser in a mechsuit]

TB: Mama Mia!

 

[Jandau]

Rad: "Has he tried jumping on their heads?"

Erin: "Does teabagging count?"

 

[Renegade-pizza]

"Has he tried jumping on their heads?"

"Does teabagging count?"

Balls of steel could have the same effect

 

[Bad Jim]

Can you jump on Bowser's head? If you drop him in lava, does that mean he won't come back?

 

[Bob_McMillan]

Oh please, it's Asian season now. Middle East was so 2013.

 

[Queen Michael]

Rad: "Has he tried jumping on their heads?"

Erin: "Does teabagging count?"

You ninjaing ninja, you! I was gonna say that, you ninja!

 

[Jandau]

Rad: "Has he tried jumping on their heads?"

Erin: "Does teabagging count?"

You ninjaing ninja, you! I was gonna say that, you ninja!

Spoiler: A true ninja is quick and deadly!

But yeah, it should count - it's on their head and it IS a sort of hopping motion...

 

[P-89 Scorpion]

Brown dudes? Call of Duty 1 - 3 and World at War are against German's, Modern Warfare 2 and Advanced Warfare are against American's and Modern Warfare 1 and 3 and Black ops 1 are against Russian's all white guys, that's 9 out of 11 games.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Huh, this is probably my favourite so far. I'm sure a lot of people won't see past the CoD bashing, but it's sweet how naive Rad is.

 

[CaitSeith]

Brown dudes? Call of Duty 1 - 3 and World at War are against German's, Modern Warfare 2 and Advanced Warfare are against American's and Modern Warfare 1 and 3 and Black ops 1 are against Russian's all white guys, that's 9 out of 11 games.

The first mission in Black Ops 1 is in Cuba. Not a lot of russian soldiers there... (unless they got a bad suntan)

 

[JenSeven]

Brown dudes? Call of Duty 1 - 3 and World at War are against German's, Modern Warfare 2 and Advanced Warfare are against American's and Modern Warfare 1 and 3 and Black ops 1 are against Russian's all white guys, that's 9 out of 11 games.

The first mission in Black Ops 1 is in Cuba. Not a lot of russian soldiers there... (unless they got a bad suntan)

Maybe if they set a game in Essex, then we can fight orange people.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

These game titles are great plays-on-words.

Also, jumping on their heads is crazy enough that it just might work.

And the coins they'll produce can make it easier to maintain an arsenal!

 

[Jenny Mcduckerson]

Rad's face in the very last panel is too cute, there needs to be plushies of him ASAP.

 

[iniudan]

Poor still innocent minded Rad Panda, run away while you still can.

 

[Skeleon]

Rad: "Has he tried jumping on their heads?"

Erin: "Does teabagging count?"

If this were YouTube comment, I wouldn't be sure whether to give you a thumbs-up in agreement or a thumbs-down because that was the joke I was going to make, too.

Rad: "Has he tried jumping on their heads?"

Erin: "Does teabagging count?"

You ninjaing ninja, you! I was gonna say that, you ninja!

Wait, what? I've been ninja'd in my complaining about ninja-ing?!

OT: I like this one, but it feels a bit like preaching to the choir. Call of Duty and its spunkgargleweewee ilk have been the butt of the joke for so long now, that it's kind of a given to joke about their sameness, simplistic gameplay and iffy portrayal of its villains. I hope we'll get to see something more... unexpected in the near future.

 

[SweetShark]

Now this is a good joke indeed.
Rad Panda Versus Generic Protagonists.

 

[Techno Squidgy]

Brown dudes? Call of Duty 1 - 3 and World at War are against German's, Modern Warfare 2 and Advanced Warfare are against American's and Modern Warfare 1 and 3 and Black ops 1 are against Russian's all white guys, that's 9 out of 11 games.

CoD4 : pretty much every enemy you fight as the U.S. are Arabs or Arab-looking peoples of Unspecifiedistan. As the S.A.S. you do fight mostly Russians, correct.
WaW: As the U.S. you fight the Japanese. The Soviets fight the Germans. (Unfortunately the British campaign was cut).
MW2: Mostly Russian enemies. Right at the very end you do indeed fight some Americans and very early on you fight some Brazilians and some Afghans (separate levels).
BO1: Mostly Russians again (if memory serves), some Vietnamese, some Cubans, and in one level, a handful of British troops (S.A.S. I think).
MW3: More Russians, a few Africans, can't remember too much about this one.
BO2: I don't even know.
Ghosts: Mostly Middle/South-Americans, I think?
AW: I think you fight a PMC or something?

It's not all about shooting brown dudes, but there's quite a large helping of brown dude shooting in there. Can't really be helped when the core of the game is "shoot dudes".

 

[BX3]

Now I've seen a lot of CoD jokes. I've suffered through a lot of bad, lazy CoD jokes. This wasn't one of them.

That was adorable.

 

[Fappy]

Too bad they're slowly killing the jump button in every genre outside of platformers. Those fucks!