$1.5 M Russian SUV features what, exactly?

[Mordwyl]

... Whale penis is leathery?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Whale Penis Leather interior: taking luxury to new heights. Sexy new heights.

When exactly did leather made from whale dangly bits become a sign of wealth?

Rich people are fucking weird...

...They eat FISH EGGS for crying out loud.

And you know why they do it?
[small]Because they can...[/small]

Well, if people are going to start covering the inside of their cars with wang just because they can, I just suddenly became a fan of gated communities.

The crazies are now self-ostracizing!

 

[magic8BALL]

...the origional design was rejected by Matchbox.

 

[Berethond]

As a member of Greenpeace, I highly disapprove.

So how do you feel about NeonBob's "Nuke the Whales" avatar?

 

[CNKFan]

I would totally but that car if I had the money.

 

[Fortesque]

I actually think one of the comments on the website sum it up very nicely.

"Leather, from the biggest dick in the world, for the biggest dick in the world."

 

[Dark Knifer]

Whale penis interior? I think i'll just buy a ferrari or two.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

What a nice way to start a conversation.

"My car is soooo cool!"

"My car's leather is made out of penis!"

This is the most extreme car I've ever seen.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I actually think one of the comments on the website sum it up very nicely.

"Leather, from the biggest dick in the world, for the biggest dick in the world."

I lol'd so much when I read that, it's a shame the poster will never know...

 

[AWC Viper]

Whale penis interior? I think i'll just buy a ferrari or two.

for 1.5 million dollars i would just invest into a company and buy a veyron.

 

[scotth266]

You know what? If it weren't for the whale penis bit, nobody would really care.

As is though, it's a hilarious/disturbing statement about how the wealthy will pay ridiculous amounts of money for some really strange shit.

 

[martin's a madman]

What? No petrified bald Eagle hood ornament?

 

[G1eet]

You know what? If it weren't for the whale penis bit, nobody would really care.

Oh, come on, you know gilded bulletproof windows really turn you on.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

if I had that sort of cash i could just play with... I would hire a team to build a suv that looks like a mini Kampfpanzer Leopard 2. This tank just wouldn't have it's turret and treads.
Inside, it will house a small bed just because I would like to drive the SUV while laying down.

... that would to me, would justify spending that much mullah for a freakin suv.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Wow. The USSR collapses and the first world-renowned thing they do is make a truck out of gold, tungsten, kevlar and whale dick.

Just when I was beginning to think Russia might get back up on its feet and make something out of itself.

 

[LewsTherin]

I can see how this one went down.

Nameless HenchmanL"But sir, why whale penis leather?"

CEO/Supervillian:"OPULENCE!"

 

[Nukey]

Whale penis? I think the Russians should lay off the vodka when designing cars.

 

[manaman]

Whale Penis Leather interior: taking luxury to new heights. Sexy new heights.

When exactly did leather made from whale dangly bits become a sign of wealth?

Rich people are fucking weird...

...They eat FISH EGGS for crying out loud.

And you know why they do it?
[small]Because they can...[/small]

No, because they can be tasty. Sturgeon roe are not the only eggs that are eaten. I happen to get salmon roe quite often here in Washington.

... Whale penis is leathery?

Leather is skin. The penis is covered in skin, unless there is something different about your penis. You should really get that checked if that is the case.

What? No petrified bald Eagle hood ornament?

They are not rare anymore.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

But...why...why whale dick? Why not some other part of the whale? Or a dick from another animal? Or...Okay, no idea where I'm going with this. But seriously. Whale dick? Really, Russia?

 

[SovietSecrets]

I'd buy it if I had nothing better to spend 1.5 million on. Probably wouldn't as if I had a spare 1.5 mil, I would be pretty damn rich and bored.