$1.5 M Russian SUV features what, exactly?

[keybird]

Well there goes the wahles

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

What the... those crazy russians! This is like something from a parody add... seriously: Gold plated bulletproof windows and leather made from whale dongs? What the fuck man... just... what the fuck...

 

[Kollega]

Oh my god. I knew that our rich like to just litter with money,but this...

This is a whole new level of douchebaggery. And this level is definetly over nine thousand.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

4. Whale Penis Leather interior

Whale penis leather exists?!

You could make a pair of pants out of it!!!!


Those would be the greatest pants ever.
.

guy 1: My pants are made out of denim.

guy 2: My pants are made out of whale penis leather.

guy 1: ************.

I want those pants now.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Oh my god. I knew that our rich like to just litter with money,but this...

This is a whole new level of douchebaggery. And this level is definetly over nine thousand.

Quoted for truth. This makes me weep for humanity. This is far beyond the acceptable level of ostentation. Whoever buys this car clearly has more money than sense.

 

[Kollega]

Oh my god. I knew that our rich like to just litter with money,but this...

This is a whole new level of douchebaggery. And this level is definetly over nine thousand.

Quoted for truth. This makes me weep for humanity. This is far beyond the acceptable level of ostentation. Whoever buys this car clearly has more money than sense.

I fear you are WRONG. He traded in ALL of his sense for the extra cash.

 

[Superior Mind]

Golden cars and toilets are nothing new among the Russian super-rich. This car simply knocks things up a notch.

 

[Snotnarok]

While working today at my local bookstore, NPR was playing in the background, as usual. I usually just tune it out, but I heard one tidbit that I couldn't pass up. Apparently there is a Russian car company that tried to make the most over the top design for an SUV. The update I heard was the statement released by the company apologizing for their extravagance.

Here are some of the features: 1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.


http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather


I... I can't even imagine imagining sitting upon leather made from any animal's phallus, much less a friggin' whale's. Now, I'm not that much of a treehugger, but that just seems like a giant middle finger to any and all animal rights groups out there.

Also, why the hell do you need bulletproof wheels? For that amount of money, I expect the car to not only drive itself, but to create ideas for sitcoms while idling at stoplights.

The whale penis option was removed because of complaints from animal activist groups actually. They claimed they just wanted it to be the most exotic and the best of the best. Exotic? ..Sure I guess. Best of the best? ...Whatever floats your boat!

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/free_willy_whale_penis_leather.php

 

[AceDiamond]

You know I came in here to make a joke that it included a vodka dispenser and yet I wouldn't have been that far off.

 

[UltraParanoia]

And people say americans are bad.

You can kiss my ass russia!

At least we're smart about wasting money on cars.

 

[MuddShark6]

It's a chick magnet. A whale chick magnet? I guess?

 

[Spike9]

Wow. The USSR collapses and the first world-renowned thing they do is make a truck out of gold, tungsten, kevlar and whale dick.

Just when I was beginning to think Russia might get back up on its feet and make something out of itself.

The ironic thing is that the West wanted capitalism in Russia, they got it and now they can't handle it. Secondly, for all those who think that these people should be executed, they would be in the olden USSR. But again the irony is that these same people would be up in arms.

 

[In Limbo]

That is so stupid.... that it just... might... work...

Who would waste money on that? I could see buying a rocket car, but... really, anyone who does buy that should be quickly, quietly executed - natural selection!

It would be aimed at the Russian oligarchy as a status symbol. They have more money than they know what to do with (literally). There would probably be buyers in other countries where being ostentatiously wealthy isn't seen as a bad thing. It's not easy to communicate to people just how obscenely rich you are. Life's tough at the top.

 

[Simalacrum]

As a member of Greenpeace, I highly disapprove.

So how do you feel about NeonBob's "Nuke the Whales" avatar?

Well I'm going to nuke HIM ar one point or another

 

[Pimppeter2]

Ruby Red matte paint

Of course it is..... Damn Commies


This seems like something 50 cent would buy