1 Weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse

[Trilby_V]

May I ask an innocent question??

WHY IN HEAVEN HAS NO ONE SAID SELF SUFFICIENT SPACE LAB IN SPACE!!!
(if you get the space lab in space reference, you get two cookies!)

 

[death metal]

Specially designed armor with right handed chainsaw left handed flamethrower and big-ass gas tank on my back with spikes to keep away bitchy cheap attack zombies.

 

[Hashandir]

I know, I know that this isn't what you'd call a "traditional" weapon, but cba. Knights of the round summoning spell...with mime.

 

[xxnightlawxx]

all i gotta say is one pair of lightning claws
how do i add pics

 

[Skeleon]

A Daishi, if that counts.

 

[iTz Br3nd3n]

My little brother he would annoy them to death.


Honestly MP5

 

[yuki on high]

Katana or twi hook swords. No ammo needed!

 

[braddw34]

colt python

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Having the perimeter of my new house (Fort Knox) lined with 2 black-holes in orbit about eachother.

A Daishi, if that counts.

you mean this?

 

[mercswithmouths]

Either Weapon X or Deadpool. They both have health regen, neither need ammo and you can just let them run loose.

 

[I Max95]

semi auto sniper rifle

I woud hide on my roof zombies cant get me there until the hele copters arive

basicly i can kill them without them getting to close to me and when they are already close rifles are long and i can beat it to death without it close enough to bite me

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

I'm thinking a belt that has 8 foot razor blades sticking out of it.

And it spins. Fast.

Or a gun that shoots impenetrable walls.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Can anyone say Schofeld .45 revolver with TMAR attached?
(If anyone can tell me what this is from, You get a cookie.)

That would be Serious Sam. Dual wield of course =].

For me? Experimental MIRV.

Am i the only one who thinks that would be hideously impractical? You would be able to fire it at a maximum of about 5 times over the whole apocalypse and if any zombies got anywhere near you you'd be absolutely fucked.

 

[xChevelle24]

A razor blade. No ammo, can kill zombies, can kill me.

 

[Gaz_mcMillan]

Mossberg 500 pump shotgun

 

[Pickel Surprise]

The HK 416. I'd like to use the 6.8mm variant, but the ammo would be too rare. Even chambered for 5.56mm, it's still far more reliable than the regular Colt M4 in every way. (You can completely submerge the gun in water and flood the firing chamber, and you'll still be able to fire.) Plus, it has the added bonus of being able to use the same magazines as regular M4s, so on the rare but still plausible chance that I find one, I can grab some spare ammo.

If I can't use a gun, I'd have to go with the good 'ol 7 iron.

 

[wordsmith]

my Bolt action 20 bore shotgun. 5 shots between reloads, little to no kick, light as anything.

 

[rated pg]

Lancer.