Well, it's been several days and no one's gotten any, so I'm going to give out some character names and elongated one quote.
4. Dae-su Oh: I want to eat something that is alive.
8. Daniel Kaffee: I'm afraid of flying because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think Dramamine will help.
10. Cabman John Gray: You'll never get rid of me! Never get rid of me! Never get rid of me!
11. Herbert West: You'll never get credit for my discovery. Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!
18. Cherita Chen: Chut up!
19. Stanley Goodspeed: Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.
20. Greg: Oh! Fuck the fuchsia it's Friday!
29. Marty Bishop: And never let him know, that you know... what he thinks you don't know... that you know... You know?
34. Very well... where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking! I suggest you try it.
39. Eric Draven: Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.
43. Marko Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?
50. Mr. Jones: Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food!
88. George Taylor: It's a mad house! A mad house!
97. Napoleon Bonaparte: In life, we are kings or pawns.
99. Brendan: Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.