100 Quotes Every Geek Should Know

[cleverlymadeup]

Oh c'mon...

"It's a cookbook!"
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
"Come with me if you want to live."
"Luke, I am your Father."
"Would you like to play a game, Professor Falken?"

And who would ever include a geek list without

"All your base are belong to us."

a few of those quotes everyone knows, they aren't just relegated to geeks alone

 

[joeychuckles]

I want my father back, you son of a *****. - The Princess Bride

"I am not left handed either!"

 

[bcponpcp27]

If no Evil Dead quotes are in there I will be very annoyed.

It's got 2 from Army Of Darkness.

It is good.

BUT NO GROOVY! I DEMAND GROOVY!


Seriously though, that is one of my favorite lines, and it isn't there.

I did like that they had the creepy ass song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I memorized that thing about a month ago.

 

[comadorcrack]

If no Evil Dead quotes are in there I will be very annoyed.

It's got 2 from Army Of Darkness.

It is good.

If I don't see Boom stick in there I shall be disappointed

EDIT
And now it wins for the Office Space Quote and

Kneel Before Zod!

 

[Fwee]

Of course they're not going to get everyone's favorite quotes in there.
I've been using one a lot recently with my friends online with L4d2, Borderlands, Gears 2, stuff like that.
"Quit screwin' around"
Brock Samson

 

[Dogstile]

Sorry, but how does "Fantastic" count as a quote?

 

[JemJar]

Drop the Die Hard entry near the end for "Ba Weep Grah Nah Weep Ninni Bon"

 

[Hollock]

I wont tell you because "it's a secret to everybody!"

 

[joeychuckles]

Of course they're not going to get everyone's favorite quotes in there.
I've been using one a lot recently with my friends online with L4d2, Borderlands, Gears 2, stuff like that.
"Quit screwin' around"
Brock Samson

"I thought the cold war was OVER"

 

[Erana]

They forgot, "You were almost a Jill Sandwich"

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

Well, it's missed a few of my favourites but then I saw Bubba Ho-tep and Firefly listed side by side and I got distracted by my dream of one day seeing Bruce Campbell and Nathan Fillion act alongside each other. My god that would be amazing...

 

[Zephirius]

"God? My brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me." - Percival Ulysses Cox.

 

[berault]

If no Evil Dead quotes are in there I will be very annoyed.

It's got 2 from Army Of Darkness.

It is good.

amen to that

 

[Space Spoons]

"Yes... yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land."
"I think we should call it... your grave!"
"Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
- Wash, Firefly

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

and where exactly was anything by Deadpool? What about Bob from the dresden files? Everyone of his lines is pure gold, what about Dante screaming I should have been the one to fill you dark soul with light?

 

[gim73]

Yeah, while most of it is decent and LotR is a decent part of geek lore, it's not really a quotable work. Most geeks recognize the 'one ring to rule them all' quote, but the other one is pretty darn unremarkable.

The lack of Mel Brooks is disturbing.
The original star wars trilogy is quotable in it's entirety.
More Monty python! While not all of it is comedy gold, it is probably quoted more than anything but star wars.
A little bit more firefly will be nice (what we've been saying since it was cancelled.

 

[Joa_Belgium]

"All your base are belong to us."

Where the hell is that?

 

[Legion]

I only know 16, I am quite happy with that.

 

[Queen Michael]

"I'm the best at what I do." -Wolverine

 

[DominicxD]

Haha I only knew like 4 of these.