100 Things learnt from video games

[Xero Scythe]

Grenades will not make you fly away, you will only topple over yourself. (only in CoD4 i guess)

The badass moustached man DOES NOT DIE. Ever.

Smash pots for rupees.

In the future, people will be able to shoot hornets from their hands.

Batman eats punks like these for breakfast. Without milk.

The cake is a lie. The spy is a liar. Is the spy a caker?

snarl...

bang.

 

[Bassman_2]

Grenades will not make you fly away, you will only topple over yourself. (only in CoD4 i guess)

The badass moustached man DOES NOT DIE. Ever.

Smash pots for rupees.

In the future, people will be able to shoot hornets from their hands.

Batman eats punks like these for breakfast. Without milk.

The cake is a lie. The spy is a liar. Is the spy a caker?

snarl...

bang.

It ached me to say it but I just had to put what came after.

 

[Sassafrass]

Grenades will not make you fly away, you will only topple over yourself. (only in CoD4 i guess)

The badass moustached man DOES NOT DIE. Ever.

Smash pots for rupees.

In the future, people will be able to shoot hornets from their hands.

Batman eats punks like these for breakfast. Without milk.

The cake is a lie. The spy is a liar. Is the spy a caker?

snarl...

bang.

They maming cake references again? Marvellous, I need bones.

OT: That red barrels will ALWAYS blow up.

And that no-one actually cares about the cake anymore.

 

[The Austin]

Bullet proof helmets won't protect against bullets.


I miss you Carmine.

 

[jebus4you]

2 bites from a dog= 2 shots to the chest from a sniper

 

[Killer Rabbit]

A important villain can always get shot more than his goons.

 

[red_dawn_97]

1. little kids stop playing fps games with any form of speech because as soon as you get killed you scream motherf*cker!

2. bullets hurt for 5 seconds then disappear

3. bullets evaporate on contact

4. DO A BARREL ROLL!

5. a toy gun can kill a horde of up to 10 zombies in 5 shots but when you use your flamethrower to the point it over heats you can't kill 1

 

[spikeyjoey]

People leave roast chicken in phone and mail boxes. If you teabag the chicken then it cures you.

What games was that!?

streets of rage

 

[spikeyjoey]

1.)
3.) Children either don't exist or are impenetrable to any attack.

bah i really hate that one.. my really evil character who kills anyone who gives him guff in fallout 3 being powerless against some snot nosed kid.. bah

you could kill kiddies in fallout 2

 

[teutonicman]

If it's worth putting one bullet in, it's worth putting a second.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

Large pipes are prefered transportation

 

[Andeck]

You can magically pull guns out of your ass (Almost any third person shooter)
If you have a couple of bullet wounds, chances are that you'll have to pull a steel pipe out of your stomach before you can yam a needle into your arm and magically fix everything. (Far Cry 2)
Dead monsters are not always dead (Dead Space)
People will not mind you walking around in their houses (Oblivion)
Guns jam all the time if you don't reload them fast enough (Gears Of War and Darkest Of Days)

 

[Explosm]

Kids are invincible - FA3

 

[LimeJester]

With some luck anything is possible. (Natural 20's in D&D / most D20 based table top games)

 

[Starkey The Pirate]

Enemies without a head are still EXTREMELY dangerous (Dead Space)

See Resident Evil 4, they become WAAYYY more dangerous. At first you're just like,"oh, another average zombie, why waste the good ammo. Pistol time. BOOM HEADSHOT. ok, he sould be dead" then u go to kill something else, u turn around, and u get decapitated by the average joe zombie that failed to mention that upon being shot in the face it grew a scythe for a head after it lost its original one.

 

[Starkey The Pirate]

Bathtubs are invincible in a world where everything is supposed to be destructible. (Bad Company)

 

[Blow_Pop]

eating fruit helps your life bar grow bigger(SotC)
eating the white/silver lizard tails gives you more grip(SotC)
crouching behind something during a fight helps you regain your health