100 ways to win at life
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well, since I actually have 3 main rules of life, I shall add them to the list...:
edit: you know what? FUCK the whole mucked up number thing
rule 1: enjoy it!
rule 2: succeed in it!
rule 3: sort it out!
edit: you know what? FUCK the whole mucked up number thing
rule 1: enjoy it!
rule 2: succeed in it!
rule 3: sort it out!
Leave such A great mark upon the world that you will be forever remembered as long as there are humans, if even just in legend.
Yeah, leave it to the professionals:Shoggoth2588 said:
OT: Never take a laxative pill and sleeping pill at the same time.
Rule 777: Cargo pants are fucking awesome. If you disagree, you are wrong and deserve to die in a fire.
Rule [what the fuck are we up to?]: If you have a penis, the punishment for wearing skinny jeans is the removal of said penis.
Rule [I have fancy pants]: Punch a bull in the face, go on, trust me, it's fun.
Rule [Blarg]: Conform and mimic, it will get you further in life and make you happier.
Rule [what the fuck are we up to?]: If you have a penis, the punishment for wearing skinny jeans is the removal of said penis.
Rule [I have fancy pants]: Punch a bull in the face, go on, trust me, it's fun.
Rule [Blarg]: Conform and mimic, it will get you further in life and make you happier.
Rule 50-or-other: Learn to spell, then post.
Rule 51-or-other: You must first obtain a life.
Rule 52-or-other: The cake is a lie.
Rule 53-or-other: Drugs are for thugs.
Rule 54-or-other: 5 seconds once it hits the ground.
Rule 55-or-other: Eat meat with every meal.
Rule 51-or-other: You must first obtain a life.
Rule 52-or-other: The cake is a lie.
Rule 53-or-other: Drugs are for thugs.
Rule 54-or-other: 5 seconds once it hits the ground.
Rule 55-or-other: Eat meat with every meal.
