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Im going to have to agree with the school thing. In fact just today in school I had not only myself insulted, but also my friends, and my family.
 

Johnn Johnston

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Traffic lights only ever go green when the person in the car ahead is in neutral and can't work the clutch.
 

Dancingman

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Forum RPers in general, because I'm tired of assholes who run right past the rules, play their stupid Gary-Stus and wonder why the rest of the RPers hate them.

It's not that I hate all forum RPers, just the ones that pull stuff like this.

I am so damn sick of Chuck Norris jokes, no he can't cure cancer, no he can't end the world with a stupid roundhouse kick. I am so tired of his little internet mini-clergy going around and spreading the word about him.

South Park, seriously, so many people I know watch it, it isn't funny anymore, all Matt and Trey do is find the latest news story and make the episode into one long, painful joke about it.

The new CoD games are horrible. If I wanted to level up, I'd go play WoW or some RPG where I get nifty armor for doing it. I don't care about prestige classes, I don't care about getting the best guns with the best accessories, I just hate the increasingly competition-oriented style that the game is adopting.

Elitist PC gamers, you're the ones buying $6,000 Alienware rigs for the sole purpose of playing games, and you think that console players are the stupid ones? Seriously, we're gamers, we sit around on our arses all day pretending to be soldiers, wizards, kings, or something of that sort, we don't have room for PC gamers and their "Master Race" crap.

Fanboys, but especially anime fanboys (they're especially defensive of the anime show they worship, if someone comes on to tell me some crap about how not all anime fans aren't like this, I know, stop being so defensive). Seriously, Naruto is really not that good, it's a random kid dressed in bright orange who thinks he can be a ninja, it doesn't work.
 

Flying-Emu

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Dkozza's new avatar isn't as good as his old one. It lacks the appropriate level of awesome.
 

Incompl te

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Flying-Emu said:
Dkozza's new avatar isn't as good as his old one. It lacks the appropriate level of awesome.
Is that so? Well that emu ios stalking me and I've had enough!

Off-Topic: Gonzo now! Woot!
 

Higurashi

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You want to know what I am tired of? Huh? Do ya? I'm SICK of people who complain. SO sick. Go do something about it in stead. No one wants to hear about your qualms and whining. It just brings down the mood, and does not accomplish anything. That's right. Oh, and I do something about it. Every day. Don't throw that irony at me, it's prickly. Ouch!
 

Berethond

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Higurashi said:
You want to know what I am tired of? Huh? Do ya? I'm SICK of people who complain. SO sick. Go do something about it in stead. No one wants to hear about your qualms and whining. It just brings down the mood, and does not accomplish anything. That's right. Oh, and I do something about it. Every day. Don't throw that irony at me, it's prickly. Ouch!
Ahhhhhhh, there's nothing like the smell of hypocrisy in the night.

One more thing to complain about - people. Yes, people. They suck, I have no idea why I put up with them. (Some of you guys are all right, for sure, but mostly.... I want to strangle them.)
 

traceur_

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the fact that assassins creed 2 isn't out yet. GAAAHHH I want to play it. Also rain, stop fucking with my foxtel!!
 

ElephantGuts

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Well right now I'm pissed off at Company of Heroes' matchmaking because the list of games keeps updating itself, as in moving around. So I'll see a game, and before I can click on it it dissapears somewhere into the list. Or I'll try to click on a game but then it gets changed up and I end up selecting a completely different game. Makes for an extremely frustrating experience. But God I love that game.
 

Kermitah

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I hate that games are being so online multiplayer oriented nowadays. Pure, one of my favorite racing games in a long while, is one of many to scrap the good ol' split screen because apparently xbox live is an excuse for laziness. :(
 

Dancingman

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The copy/pasta fad, seriously, the joke was funny the first time, not the 4,000th.

Erotic fan fiction, who in their right mind would go on looking for some creepy Harry Potter story about someone raping Voldemort.

DnD Edition whiners, no 4E does not put orphans into blenders, no 3.5x is not broken, unplayable garbage. Just because you don't like an edition doesn't give you the right to go berserk on someone who does.

Super gestapo roleplayers who foam at the mouth at a noob who's just getting into it, seriously, I got RPing in like a year, get over yourself.

Super competitive whackjobs on Left 4 Dead, I suppose it's because the Halo 3 fanboys and Counterstrike junkies (for both the 360 and PC versions) all decided to hop in on the zombie-blasting fun. Yes you died, it happens, shut the hell up and stop replacing every word with some form of the word "fuck".
 

Dancingman

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Holy thread necromancy Batman!

Seriously, something weird happens when a forum game gets played once, the thread dies, and then a long time later a new thread for the same game is started, it will die quickly and quietly. So I'm going to make this a zombie thread.
 

fanklok

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NeoAC said:
Pringles are way too addictive. I pop open the can and half an hour later, they are gone.
it takes you that long to down a can or pringles

coincidentally i hate people that eat slow
 

F17

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I really don't like those hard bits on the side of your fingernails. I mean, they don't really serve any purpose, and they're just asking to be pulled out with your teeth. And when you do, it bleeds. Ya just can't win!

Also, cheek and tongue cleaners on toothbrushes. No explanation really needed, I reckon.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Yay new additon from me!

I hate the person who did the designed the layout for the Arkham Asylum buildings in Batman. I mean it's a great game but.....Why is there a bottomless pit in a greenhouse? Why do you have doors leading to dead ends? finnally why do you have the fan activation controls in the room and then throw in an automatic lockout? How are we suppose to activate the fans if you guys lock us out!
 

NeoAC

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Dancingman said:
Holy thread necromancy Batman!

Seriously, something weird happens when a forum game gets played once, the thread dies, and then a long time later a new thread for the same game is started, it will die quickly and quietly. So I'm going to make this a zombie thread.
I'll say, jeez, I get a message saying I was quoted and its a post from April?

Coincidentally, Netbundle sucks, freaking leaves me without internet the entire weekend and it just comes back 30 minutes before I have to go to work! Seriously, what the hell?