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001. J: Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.
002. A: Leave them in the fridge too long and weird shit starts growing out of them
003. J: They make a hell of a mess when you throw them out the window
004. A: You can cut them up into all sorts of shapes
005. J: You can paint with them
006. A: Each one is unique
007. J: They both look different with the skin removed
008. A: They make high pitched screaming Noises when you put them in a bowl of water for 3 minutes
009. J: You can fit quite a few in a burlap sack
010. A: Some of them could really do with a wash
011. J: Most people don?t cook them with the skin on
012. A: But cooking them with the skin on makes them extra crispy
013. J: If you soak them in water and ferment, you get a delicious fluid
014. A: There was a massive shortage of them in Ireland
015. J: You can eat them in many different styles
016. J: You can buy a sack full at the supermarket
017. A: The larger ones tend to be more expensive
018. J: You wouldn?t bit them raw
019. A: They?re better covered in mint sauce
020. J: They don?t bounce and make a rather disturbing thud when you throw them downstairs
021. A: They?re good for target practice with an Air rifle
022. J: If you slice them thin enough they make good crisps
023. A: Some people like them chunky, others prefer the baby sized ones
024. J: You can never eat just one
025. A: Most people only have the walkers if there?s no other ones available
026. J: There?s always the odd one that smells of cheese and onion
027. A: Every now and then there?s one that tries to be ?different?
028. J: You sometimes encounter one that?s a different colour and try to treat it differently
029. A: They both have eyes that are rather satisfying to remove
030. J: Most of them are kind of oddly shaped
031. A: They hurt pretty bad when you?re hit in the head by one
032. J: People look at you weird when you stuff them down your pants in public
033. A: It?s pretty common to have 20 or so stuffed in your fridge or cupboard
034. J: Both of them dislike having their skin removed with a potato peeler
035. A: They don?t defrost very well after being shoved in the freezer for a month
036. J: They can be found buried in dirt at some point in time
037. A: It?s pretty fun to use them to grow your own
038. J: It?s fun to glue googly eyes to them and leave them in stupid places
039. A: They?re pretty tasty after being chopped into thin chips and marinated in boiling oil for a few minutes, but have a tendency to burn down the house as revenge
040. J: They travel quite a bit if you put them in a cannon
041. A: They go really well with fish
042. J: They turn into a fine paste when you put them into a blender
043. A: Peeling them is oddly satisfying
044. J: Some people like them covered in grated cheese and/or beans
045. A: You frequently see them revolving on a plate in Marks&Spencer Adverts
046. J: ?How many can you fit in your mouth at once? competitions tend to end with embarrassment
047. A: Enough of them can protect you from a bullet
048. J: They don?t make good wheels after an axel has been shove in them
049. A: When buying them, check to see if they?ve been infected
050. J: If they have something growing, it?s best to get rid of them
051. A: Occasionally you get a perfectly spherical one and have the sudden urge to take pictures of it.
052. J: You will have at least one that looks vaguely human
053. A: So many people claim to have one or more that look like Jesus
054. J: You get annoyed when you wake up to find one on your bedroom floor
055. A: Some of them are vegetarian. Some have meat in them.
056. J: You have to keep an eye on the quiet ones
057. A: People think you?re crazy if you constantly talk to one
058. J: People think they?re crazy if they keep finding them in their bed
059. A: They sometimes have their own spot in the fridge
060. J: They?re best kept in the dark
061. A: You always seem to find an old one in the back of a cupboard
062. J: You?re confused as shit when they turn up in a pan of pasta
063. A: There are so many different stamps you could make with them
064. J: They?re a convenient place to leave a sharp knife
065. A: In the war, British people were told to stockpile them as they are our one of our few remaining exports
066. J: You look at them funny if you see them in fetish gear
067. A: You always have a favourite one
068. J: You might have to get help burying one
069. A: A lot of them are really curvy
070. J: People aren?t impressed when you try showing them off
071. A: Everyone seems to find more uses for them than you
072. J: There?s no rule 34 on them [Side note: http://goo.gl/ToXiX ]
073. A: They explode when you stuff them full of Thermite and ignite it
074. J: They?re fun to kick
075. A: When they explode it takes forever to clean up all the giblets
076. J: You swear when you realise there?s a hole in the sack and one escaped
077. A: They?re chock full of nutrients
078. J: They?re not very good at stopping buckshot
079. A: A sack full of them can get really heavy
080. J: You have a choice of mashing them together manually or adding water to a fine powder of them
081. A: It hurts when you slice your finger whilst removing their skin
082. J: There?s no sadder sight than one rotting
083. A: Sometimes you forget about one until you clean behind the oven and it?s leaking strange fluids in the corner
084. J: You hesitate to ask where it got that bite mark from
085. A: You get jealous when you catch your girlfriend masturbating with one
086. J: They silently judge you
087. A: Your girlfriend gets worried if she catches you masturbating with one
088. J: They don?t fit in your shoes
089. A: The ones in the tins aren?t as good as fresh ones
090. J: You sometimes see one rolling on the floor of the supermarket and ignore it
091. A: They?re great for making neat carvings
092. J: You can?t help feeling happy seeing one stuck in a tree
093. A: They?re nice to scoop out the inside, fill with cream and chives and shove back in the skin
094. J: People look at you funny when you?re sat on a bench with one
095. A: It?s really annoying when one keeps kicking you in the teeth
096. J: They make funny noises when you inject them with butter
097. A: Like everything, Chilli makes them taste awesome
098. J: There?s always one that keeps it?s Jacket on
099. A: It?s pretty hard to Juggle them
100. J: They?re always found on the phone
101. A: Some people have managed to make clothing from their skin
001. J: Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.
002. A: Leave them in the fridge too long and weird shit starts growing out of them
003. J: They make a hell of a mess when you throw them out the window
004. A: You can cut them up into all sorts of shapes
005. J: You can paint with them
006. A: Each one is unique
007. J: They both look different with the skin removed
008. A: They make high pitched screaming Noises when you put them in a bowl of water for 3 minutes
009. J: You can fit quite a few in a burlap sack
010. A: Some of them could really do with a wash
011. J: Most people don?t cook them with the skin on
012. A: But cooking them with the skin on makes them extra crispy
013. J: If you soak them in water and ferment, you get a delicious fluid
014. A: There was a massive shortage of them in Ireland
015. J: You can eat them in many different styles
016. J: You can buy a sack full at the supermarket
017. A: The larger ones tend to be more expensive
018. J: You wouldn?t bit them raw
019. A: They?re better covered in mint sauce
020. J: They don?t bounce and make a rather disturbing thud when you throw them downstairs
021. A: They?re good for target practice with an Air rifle
022. J: If you slice them thin enough they make good crisps
023. A: Some people like them chunky, others prefer the baby sized ones
024. J: You can never eat just one
025. A: Most people only have the walkers if there?s no other ones available
026. J: There?s always the odd one that smells of cheese and onion
027. A: Every now and then there?s one that tries to be ?different?
028. J: You sometimes encounter one that?s a different colour and try to treat it differently
029. A: They both have eyes that are rather satisfying to remove
030. J: Most of them are kind of oddly shaped
031. A: They hurt pretty bad when you?re hit in the head by one
032. J: People look at you weird when you stuff them down your pants in public
033. A: It?s pretty common to have 20 or so stuffed in your fridge or cupboard
034. J: Both of them dislike having their skin removed with a potato peeler
035. A: They don?t defrost very well after being shoved in the freezer for a month
036. J: They can be found buried in dirt at some point in time
037. A: It?s pretty fun to use them to grow your own
038. J: It?s fun to glue googly eyes to them and leave them in stupid places
039. A: They?re pretty tasty after being chopped into thin chips and marinated in boiling oil for a few minutes, but have a tendency to burn down the house as revenge
040. J: They travel quite a bit if you put them in a cannon
041. A: They go really well with fish
042. J: They turn into a fine paste when you put them into a blender
043. A: Peeling them is oddly satisfying
044. J: Some people like them covered in grated cheese and/or beans
045. A: You frequently see them revolving on a plate in Marks&Spencer Adverts
046. J: ?How many can you fit in your mouth at once? competitions tend to end with embarrassment
047. A: Enough of them can protect you from a bullet
048. J: They don?t make good wheels after an axel has been shove in them
049. A: When buying them, check to see if they?ve been infected
050. J: If they have something growing, it?s best to get rid of them
051. A: Occasionally you get a perfectly spherical one and have the sudden urge to take pictures of it.
052. J: You will have at least one that looks vaguely human
053. A: So many people claim to have one or more that look like Jesus
054. J: You get annoyed when you wake up to find one on your bedroom floor
055. A: Some of them are vegetarian. Some have meat in them.
056. J: You have to keep an eye on the quiet ones
057. A: People think you?re crazy if you constantly talk to one
058. J: People think they?re crazy if they keep finding them in their bed
059. A: They sometimes have their own spot in the fridge
060. J: They?re best kept in the dark
061. A: You always seem to find an old one in the back of a cupboard
062. J: You?re confused as shit when they turn up in a pan of pasta
063. A: There are so many different stamps you could make with them
064. J: They?re a convenient place to leave a sharp knife
065. A: In the war, British people were told to stockpile them as they are our one of our few remaining exports
066. J: You look at them funny if you see them in fetish gear
067. A: You always have a favourite one
068. J: You might have to get help burying one
069. A: A lot of them are really curvy
070. J: People aren?t impressed when you try showing them off
071. A: Everyone seems to find more uses for them than you
072. J: There?s no rule 34 on them [Side note: http://goo.gl/ToXiX ]
073. A: They explode when you stuff them full of Thermite and ignite it
074. J: They?re fun to kick
075. A: When they explode it takes forever to clean up all the giblets
076. J: You swear when you realise there?s a hole in the sack and one escaped
077. A: They?re chock full of nutrients
078. J: They?re not very good at stopping buckshot
079. A: A sack full of them can get really heavy
080. J: You have a choice of mashing them together manually or adding water to a fine powder of them
081. A: It hurts when you slice your finger whilst removing their skin
082. J: There?s no sadder sight than one rotting
083. A: Sometimes you forget about one until you clean behind the oven and it?s leaking strange fluids in the corner
084. J: You hesitate to ask where it got that bite mark from
085. A: You get jealous when you catch your girlfriend masturbating with one
086. J: They silently judge you
087. A: Your girlfriend gets worried if she catches you masturbating with one
088. J: They don?t fit in your shoes
089. A: The ones in the tins aren?t as good as fresh ones
090. J: You sometimes see one rolling on the floor of the supermarket and ignore it
091. A: They?re great for making neat carvings
092. J: You can?t help feeling happy seeing one stuck in a tree
093. A: They?re nice to scoop out the inside, fill with cream and chives and shove back in the skin
094. J: People look at you funny when you?re sat on a bench with one
095. A: It?s really annoying when one keeps kicking you in the teeth
096. J: They make funny noises when you inject them with butter
097. A: Like everything, Chilli makes them taste awesome
098. J: There?s always one that keeps it?s Jacket on
099. A: It?s pretty hard to Juggle them
100. J: They?re always found on the phone
101. A: Some people have managed to make clothing from their skin
