14,000 Things to be Happy About

[ThePoodonkis]

There's a book in one of my classrooms entitled 14,000 Things to be Happy About. This book is just a huge list of things that make the author happy, and also make my classmates happy. Songs, food, places, events, whatever makes you smile on the inside and outside.
I figured at least one of you guys needs some cheering up once in awhile. So I would like to see what makes you guys happy, and in the process, you may brighten someone's day as well!

I'll start us off:
Swishing Jell-O between your teeth until it becomes liquid.
The smell of freshly cut grass.
Looking at clouds and finding out what animals they look like.

So, What are some things to be happy about?

 

[Neo Kojiro]

Cocaine, whores, and speed metal.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Waking up to a cool breeze blowing through your open window.

 

[Grayjack]

Playing video games!

 

[zacaron]

the stench in the air, the smell of the gore a carnage far greater then any war.

 

[MegaDale]

When your hair is juuuuuust right...

 

[Neonbob]

One day, you won't have to deal with useless people anymore.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

nervous system damage, syphilis, and speed metal.

Fixed it.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Video games, food that is enjoyed (obviously different for each person), and no offense OP but

Swishing Jell-O between your teeth until it becomes liquid.

This sounds utterly disgusting. Eh, to each their own.

 

[Aramax]

My seeds, intercourse, a bed.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Farts.

 

[Earthbound]

The single most happy thing in existence is walking outside after a long, cold winter (like the current one in my area) and smelling that one smell. You know the smell, the smell of life. It tells you that Spring isn't that far off and that it'll soon be warm and sunshiney and the like. Yeah, that smell.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Knowing there's someone out there for everyone.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Cocaine, whores, and speed metal.

Amen to that

punching the asshole you've hated for 5 years in the mouth. Sleeping in. Bitches and hoes. Hoes and bitches

 

[bodyklok]

Pornography.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Knowing there's someone out there for everyone.

Is there?

...Nothing makes me happy.
Seriously. It's kind of sad.

Well thanks for that buddy kinda just killed my mood

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Playing sports as a kid.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I enjoy penises.

Fix'd.

But, seriously, no 'hearing damage' or anything for the speed metal? You could'a had a hat trick right there.

Speed metal is fine by me. And the only penis I don't mind is my own.

 

[JacOak]

The fact Dragonball Evolution Exists.




Because it proves that I'm right, and no franchise of the last two decades will die a natural death - it must be slaughtered.
Other victims include Star Wars, Friday 13th, and The Simpsons.