14 Things Video Games have taught us...

[zeroharpuia]

1: There is no such thing as tresspassing
2: You can take things from peoples' homes and hav no repercussions
3: All animals carry increasing amounts of gold relative to their strength
4: Locked doors are made of the most durable material known to man
5: Eating mushrooms makes you bigger
6: A sword is as big as a gold needle
7: Being shot will not kill you insantly
8: Being cut by a sword will not kill you instanlty
9: It is possible to be able to jump higher than your natural height
10: Bottomless pits are every where
11: Trees are invincible
12: All your base are belong to us
13: Swords beat axes, axes beat lances, lances beat swords
14: After we die, we all go to the Game Over screen

 

[chefassassin2]

You will randomly be able to spontaneously upgrade you own strength, defensive abilities, charisma, etc...

 

[Evilbunny]

My internet fu is weak, I can't seem to get to the actual list.

Here you go.

http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/movies/galleries/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=7379681&imageindex=1

Just use the arrows below the text to go through the list.

 

[The Riff]

1) Trees are harder than steel and is invulnerable to almost anything.
Grand Theft Auto

2) Most buildings are invulnerable to rocket launchers and just about any explosives as long as it isn't an objective, then they might fall down.
Allot of games (But not the Red faction series those buildings you can destroy)

3) As long as you can run really fast then you can avoid any military forces.
Prototype

4) You can carry a sledgehammer, battle axe, longsword full body armor and 99x health potions without being over-emburranced and make it look like you are only carrying a sword and your armor.
Oblivion

5) You can loot anything from anyones pocket as long as nobody is looking. Witch is indicated with the little eye cross hair.
Oblivion

6) I can run over 100 people with my car full speed without getting a scratch
Saints Row 1 & 2

7) You can't say Fuck it and join the bad guys.
Fallout 3

8) Most of your enemies are immensely stupid.
Most games

9) The US military say "OH RAH" but the guys in Haze says "Boosh"
Haze

10) You can always load if you die.
All games

11) Running fast into a wall wont hurt you.
All games

12) Crowbar is the most lethal you own
Half life series

13) There are no 4 seasons in any game no matter how long you play.
All games except The Sims trilogy

14) Healthy liquids can heal even shattered bones and just about any damage
Oblivion and Morrowind

 

[ckam]

It's okay to kill all the soldiers with no names, but you can't possibly kill the main bad guys without giving them a chance at redemption.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Hospitals should fire all their doctors, and replace them with hookers, which have the ability to heal any wound, as evidenced by their ability to bring you back after taking 300 bullets to the face.

 

[Darth Pope]

That all video game characters other than Conker and the Sims have a quantum singularity in their bladders.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

1. Running over open ground towards a fortified bunker is an effective tactic.
2. All aliens are hostile towards humanity, for no apparent reason.
3. Legions of highly trained, highly disciplined enemies have difficulty shooting straight.
4. Above stated enemies can conquer an entire planet easily, but one person can defeat them all with a crowbar or an underpowered firearm.
5. It is possible to survive several direct shots to the chest (bullet or laser) but a single punch to the back is instantly fatal, even with metal armor.
6.Being launched headfirst through a windshield is not only survivable, but one can walk away easily.
7. Bullets are easily dodged by jumping.

 

[KarumaK]

That guy right there, he's gonna try and kill you.

That girl right there, she's gonna fuck with you a bit and then try and kill you.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Being the stalwart hero of the land basically overrides society's petty ownership laws.

Except in Cyrodil.

 

[Mackinator]

1. Never ever, go near anything that is crying, especially in the dark and escpecially not suring a zombie apocalypse.