15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[Neotericity]

What weapon from a recent videogame would you use to defend yourself? (they're to close to use the fat-boy )
Good luck! I'll post my response after the first couple of responses.

 

[dreadedcandiru99]

Yahtzee's microwave gun from the Darkest of Days video.

EDIT: Oh, from a video game. Well...nah, I still want the microwave gun.

 

[Scrythe]

Spoiler: One word: Pandora

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

My gravity gun. I'll use them as ammo.

Edit: never mind. Pandora is better.

 

[bcponpcp27]

The mines I planted two days ago that conveniently cover all the ground that they are on. And don't hurt me mysteriously.

 

[GHMonkey]

time machine/teleporter/machine gun. i win

 

[gunningyoudown]

. . . . . . hmmmmm RE4 INFINITE RPG THOSE SUCKERS!!!!!

 

[TaborMallory]

The physics gun from Garry's Mod or the telekinesis plasmid from Bioshock. Knights in full plate armor are heavy, hint hint.

 

[DazZ.]

Holy Hand Grenade.
(Or a Banana bomb, nothing is too close to use a Banana bomb on.)

Wonder what game I've been playing....

 

[Aqualung]

My gravity gun. I'll use them as ammo.

As much as I really, really hate saying this: /thread.

If it doesn't kill them, it'll at least distract them and make them think I'm God or something.

 

[muckinscavitch]

The supercharged gravity gun. Watching 15000 knights get blown away with the click of a button, plus I could always scare one by throwing him really high and then stopping him right before he hits the ground. Hehe. Or I could use them as projectiles against their own kingdom, now that would be amusing.

 

[Souplex]

Pure chutzpa.

 

[omle]

Quake's BFG

 

[Ibanez887]

I would use either a gravity gun, the chemical thrower from Bioshock, or a .50 cal with unlimited ammo and a liquid nitrogen cooling system

 

[A Weary Exile]

An ice cream scooper and half a palatypus...they have no chance.

 

[superbleeder12]

Blades of Athena.

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Upgraded Wonderwaffe, I win. Or perhaps a JETPACK.

 

[Jaranja]

The Genocide Gun from Earth Defence Force 2017.