15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[TheNumber1Zero]

Recent game huh?

Obviously I'd use the Plasma-Rifle. Well you had to mention a reason to not use the fat-man, so I figured that meant Fallout 3 was available.

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Hate to ruin the stream of creative answers, but, why not just shoot them? Armor isn't bullet proof or even bullet resistant. Hell, arrows went through the suits.
Maybe a nice fixed gun, like a mounted 50.cal or an M60, with a rather large barrel to finish them all off.

 

[Neotericity]

. . . . . . hmmmmm RE4 INFINITE RPG THOSE SUCKERS!!!!!

Not to burst your bubble, but they are pretty close, watch for splash damage.

The mines I planted two days ago that conveniently cover all the ground that they are on. And don't hurt me mysteriously.

Convenient much? And do mines plural count as multiple weapons?

 

[Energylegzz]

Spoiler: One word: Pandora

I think you won the thread.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Spoiler: One word: Pandora

Um could I borrow that weapon its kinda important...hears the charging footsteps of the many knights coming to kill me.

 

[Koeryn]

Either a Pelican or a Warthog. 15,000 dominos? Meet three and a half tons of super-off-road capable, crab crawling fury.

Now complete with a mounted Vulcan.

[EDIT] Oh, and throw in some "PANCAKE!" "ROADKILL!" and "BUMPER MONKEY!" UT3 style announcements for extra giggles.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

A salad fork.

With FIVE tines.

I hope those poor fools kissed their wives goodbye before they left home.

More on-topic- Serious Sam's chaingun with complimentary infinite ammo cheat.

 

[Neotericity]

Hate to ruin the stream of creative answers, but, why not just shoot them? Armor isn't bullet proof or even bullet resistant. Hell, arrows went through the suits.
Maybe a nice fixed gun, like a mounted 50.cal or an M60, with a rather large barrel to finish them all off.

That's why there is 15,000 of them!

 

[Stoic raptor]

Blades of Athena.

Damn you ninja

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Put me and those 15000 knights in "Bladestorm: The Hundred Year's War" and give me 10 Magicians. Those of you who played the game will know what I'm talking about.

 

[Nargleblarg]

oh nothing special just a fully armored battlesuit

Spoiler

ah yes this should suffice

 

[chinese_democracy]

Chainsaw dirtbike

 

[Neotericity]

I would use Samus' suit as it serves as a weapon and enough armor to protect from simple swords even if there's 15,000 of them.

 

[strangemoose]

hmm a gun that has 15000 barrels and each barrel fires 1 insta kill bullet
HA!

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Hate to ruin the stream of creative answers, but, why not just shoot them? Armor isn't bullet proof or even bullet resistant. Hell, arrows went through the suits.
Maybe a nice fixed gun, like a mounted 50.cal or an M60, with a rather large barrel to finish them all off.

That's why there is 15,000 of them!

Which is why I need a lot of ammo.
=]
It's not creative, but it works.

 

[Cody211282]

A SAW with plenty of ammo (if you dont know what a SAW is it stands for squad atomatic weapon)

 

[Flos]

Portal gun.

Why fight when you can run?

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

The Genocide Gun from Earth Defence Force 2017.

Grah, heard that game was fun, never got the chance to.

 

[Baby Eater]

An ice cream scooper and half a palatypus...they have no chance.

why only half?

OT: electricity plasmid zap one fry them all from the metal armor or ichigos zangetsu from bleach games.
i could jus use a lighter (aka flamethrower)to amaze them and convince them im god
EDIT: portal gun itd be so fun tricking their primative minds

 

[Dorian]

There is clearly only one true answer for this.

The Spy's Inviso-Watch.

Yay cowardice!
*Disappears*