15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[dwoo21]

Ray Gun but upgraded TWICE

 

[lazy_bum]

A Stick. Go Kendo on them.

 

[obliterate]

BFG of course

 

[afunnyacorn]

probably a mech from one of them mech-assault games.
like where no matter how many missles you take you never get hurt and one missle blows the crap outa them.

 

[Kriptonite]

How about a "Makes me invincible" gun?

 

[ayahtzeefan]

the minigun from fallout 3.... nah fuck it ill use eugene the minigun from fallout 3 with 2164676169764215251209897971615262633615235232154356764313242314542143137843 rounds thanks to the ammo press in the pitt

 

[ragestreet]

All I need is a bolter pistol and chainsword.
Give me those two and there shall be BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[Ray Conner]

1. Take a predator box (it's not a weapon mind you) and place it on the bottom of a cliff.
2. Use the portal gun to open a portal above and below you.
3. Your now traveling at terminal velocity. Violia, you are now the weapon.
4. If your worried about the bone shattering impact of you and knight, then open a portal below the knight and above his fellow knight. The box will protect you from any weapon they have, while they act as your high velocity weapon.

If that doesn't work I'll just ride a Shai-Hulud. Cookie for reference

 

[Aedwynn]

...my character sheet?

 

[kazabamer]

A flamethrower and alot of those red cans from L4D that catch fire when shot. Set up a wall of flames and cook them inside thier suits. Then I could eat them untill rescue comes.

 

[vivadelkitty]

Eh, I'm going to weird you out here and say Solar Flare (Okami).

That weapon was awesome fun.

This, but somehow attached to a Keyblade. Hey, if sticking a crappy seashell charm onto your keychain makes one of the most powerful weapons in the game, slapping a Divine Instrument on there can't hurt.

 

[shippuudenfreak]

-image snip-

if you don't know, that's an Imperator Titan from WH40k, and those are all giant laser guns, and his arm is a big gatling cannon


I win

haha i didnt think about that.Hmm in that case i'll have an imperial battle barge.introduce the cavalry to a good old exterminatus.

I'll see your Battle Barge and raise you a Planet Killer. It destroys planets.

I'll raise you you're khrone on a leash with The emperor
http://msp123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/Drivestort/theEmperor.jpg

 

[1trakm1nd]

well my lazuh is alrdy charged, so imma shoop da whoop and be done with it.

 

[Thaius]

Sephiroth's Masamune. Of course, it would have the materia necessary to summon Bahamut and Knights of the Round, cast fire/all, ice, ultima, and cast slow and haste. And, of course, cure.

It seems unfair, but FFVII weapons have materia slots: it makes sense.

 

[itstimeforpie]

I like would a superpowered physics gun, or the BFG.

 

[Aimless Flea]

The Hammer of Dawn from GoW1 and 2 should be sufficent enough...

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

A lv100 Charizard

 

[0p3rati0n]

My natural charm.

I convince them to work for me, and then I turn them against their former master.
Or, you know.
I die.
Whatever works.

or you can kill them all and raise their dead bodies to do your evil bidding. It sounds more bad ass when your minions are the undead. I would so do that

 

[Kuchinawa212]

A mastercrafted Powersword from warhammer 40k.

Yeah, that armor isn't going to look so safe in a minute here

 

[Tao_Tzu]

Legolas on Methamphetamines and Crispy Cremes...'nuff said.

....or that Pandora-thingy...whichever.