15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[LeQuack_Is_Back]

Full-auto crossbow with armor piercing bolts. If they're not fighting fair, niether am I.

 

[Tal-]

a full moon and bloodbending.

freeze their blood and then rip it out of their bodies

 

[Saul B]

How about a giant electromagnet? Like really, really strong. So powerful it squashes their flimsy platemail along with the juicy organs held together inside their 'protection.'

 

[redzimmer]

Warcraft II Ogre Rush

 

[Maluku]

UT 2004 Manta, just run them over.

 

[teisjm]

I've got a copy of

just in case of such situation.

Armor and weapons count as artifacts

 

[rythter]

. . . . . . hmmmmm RE4 INFINITE RPG THOSE SUCKERS!!!!!

you seem to like re4

Kinda just a bit

no worries i like it too, also the series, and shadow leggy's musicals

 

[rythter]

a full moon and bloodbending.

freeze their blood and then rip it out of their bodies

i salute you fellow avatar fan

 

[Tal-]

a full moon and bloodbending.

freeze their blood and then rip it out of their bodies

i salute you fellow avatar fan

hell yea, avatar friggin rocks

 

[Poisoni]

i'm pretty sure you mean SORCERER skills ( he is the greatest ever)

 

[Kazturkey]

The Tesla cannon from fallout 3.

 

[messy]

a full moon and bloodbending.

freeze their blood and then rip it out of their bodies

Avatar woot!

I'm thinking lightsabre for this one

 

[Cmdrfrog]

Knights are skilled in all forms of combat including the crossbow. Dont you kids watch deadliest warrior? Even if you had these fantasy guns, 1/15,000 knights would hit you with a crossbow and youre dead. Best to arm yourself with a tank in those odds.

 

[bravobuster]

The banana peel from Mario Kart. If that doesn't work, nothing will.

 

[Avian Fang]

Either a Pelican or a Warthog. 15,000 dominos? Meet three and a half tons of super-off-road capable, crab crawling fury.

Now complete with a mounted Vulcan.

[EDIT] Oh, and throw in some "PANCAKE!" "ROADKILL!" and "BUMPER MONKEY!" UT3 style announcements for extra giggles.

Nah go for the ghost, even more fun. And better control. Nothing worse than mowing over 14,999 and have 1 knife you cause u stalled on a turn.

 

[Tal-]

Knights are skilled in all forms of combat including the crossbow. Dont you kids watch deadliest warrior? Even if you had these fantasy guns, 1/15,000 knights would hit you with a crossbow and youre dead. Best to arm yourself with a tank in those odds.

and thats why bloodbending would be the best solution ever

 

[drummond13]

This topic has over 700 responses?

Are we all that desperate to voice our knight massacre fantasies?

 

[n00beffect]

Bazuka.. or a Tank or smth.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

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