15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[Jenkins]

they can come to me.

And neither side will win, since your battery is flat. Eventually you'd starve.

they would all be dead by then.

I would then procede to hop out of the tank and roast their bodies like BBQ.

I see no logic there.

there is no point to having logic on a thread like this good sir.

 

[Eyebiter]

Against 15,000 Knights? Medusa's head. Everyone in sight roll a saving throw or turn to stone.

 

[danielje]

A single Japanese katana crafted by Goro Nyudo.

The sword's name : Masamune

To use anything else would be an insult to the knights, I would give them honorable deaths.

According to traditional japanese folklore, Masamune wasn't a katana, but a Tsurugi, a straight double edged sword.

Maybe so. Masamune was also what they called Goro Nyudo who was the most revered sword maker in all of japan. I just called my sword Masamune for the tie in.

*angry fist shakes at you* Cultural elitist!!

lol, jokes.