15 Things Dead Space Taught Me

[Kajt]

The Imperial guard begs to differ

Glory for the first man to die! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhqWHIq-aZw]

Then wait until next week, when I unveil my "15 Things I Learned While Playing Dead or Alive" list.

Good stuff indeed! I'll be looking forward to that!

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

16: The "Activate Emergency Protocol" button will automaticall seal ALL doors, air vents, maintenence tunnels and transport elevators. Let's see the buggers get around THEN.

Dead Space 1:
Place: Deck
Door got busted off by big-ass-alien-************, that literary runs through the door, tries to kill you and sh*t on your couch, course that's how he rolls

Maybe so, but if the Infectors can't get around, then no Brutes can be created to begin with. Simple.

True enough, but when Infectors are being made, they begin in some kind of room, and there is a good chance that some would have other people in them. And with the amount of Infectors, there should be a good chance that some would create a Brute

It was Dr Mercer that created the Brute though...

Actually, Dr Mercer created the Hunter, although it appears that the very first brute was made by the government, so in all fairness, let's just say that sealing the doors and vents will solve the problem

ahh right, I was just a little confused. All it would take to make a brute is enough bodies for the infectors to piece together, if you look closely on the larger necromorphs they're just dozens of corpses joined together.

Yes, it was mildly disturbing the first time I saw one
All I could say was "HOOOOLLYYY SSHHHIIIITTTT!!!" as it was coming towards me XD

 

[Daveman]

10: Engineers will be put in charge of everything, because they're the only ones with @#$%^&& clue.

As a second year engineering student I wholeheartedly agree... now let me just shimmy this toast out the toaster with this knife.

*BZZT*

 

[Asehujiko]

1: In the future, all religion shall be banned. Nothing good ever comes from it. EVER.

The Emperor approves. Worship of him is not a religion, it is the only truth.

Am I allow to point out that said worship is ironically the biggest weakness holding back humanity, or is that not allowed?

Questioning the Emperor is heresy. Thoughts of heresy create impurity. Prepare to be purged.

You cant denie that the emperor has done so much for humanity, conquering billion of solar systems and making the strongest army imaginable, that isn't a progress slower is it?

So what happens when the Emperor finally bites it for real, or the technology humans keep scavenging finally runs out or breaks beyond their limited repair knowledge, or any number of the bad things that occur from having your head stuck too far up a god's ass?

Then GW retcons you. Can't really sell people any more $150 marine special characters without a setting.

 

[Aeshi]

All soldiers shall be armed with Foam Fingers instead of guns, nothing will last more than a few seconds (Dead Space 2 Joke item)

 

[blue spartan 11]

47. ALL Escape pods must have video feed, survivor vitals verification and long range auto-destruction codes.

You now must make this a weekly list.

 

[fates_puppet13]

i think i can sum it up in simply don't trust a mysterious rock with symbols on it and definately don't use it to replicate dna

and also good, and lasting lighting is paramount to survival as much as food and drinks

 

[CleverCover]

The list, additions to the list and the responses to the rebuttal, all just made my night.

 

[Syntax Error]

Headshots are useless (unless they're babies!). Aim for the appendages instead.

 

[StormShaun]

You sir, have made my future worth living.

Then wait until next week, when I unveil my "15 Things I Learned While Playing Dead or Alive" list.

If we both live in the future we HAVE to make this come true, otherwise we are all DOOMED!

Also someone make this man a commander eng...

 

[Sebster 105]

48.
Survival Horror games are dead.