15 Things I Learned While Playing Half-Life
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Penis miniguns.DeadlyYellow said:
Penis Gravity Guns.
People do weird shit with the mod tools for Half-Life.
What I learned from the original half life is that after spending possibly decades and untold thousands of dollars getting the training to be one of the premiere theoretical physicists in the world, you will know how to do two things:
1: Bash aliens with a crowbar
2: Push shopping carts full of rocks into a laser
1: Bash aliens with a crowbar
2: Push shopping carts full of rocks into a laser
1. theoretical physicists research stuff with a crowbar
2. government officials talk funny and have magical powers
3. you NEED to have a MIT diploma in theoretical physics to plug stuff in and push stuff into beams
4. at MIT you learn how to use weapons
2. government officials talk funny and have magical powers
3. you NEED to have a MIT diploma in theoretical physics to plug stuff in and push stuff into beams
4. at MIT you learn how to use weapons
LIES! GRIGORI LIVES!Paragon Fury said:
Ahem, that list was pretty damn true. Nice work, keep it up. : D
I learned a great deal about how to make a linear game's linearity justified in universe without pulling bullshit tricks on the player.
Too many Jigsaw puzzles I tell you!Aptspire said:I've learned that although the world may be ending, there are still balance puzzles that need solving
Also, during my time in Half-Life, I learnt that world-class physicists can also be world-class electronic bolt limbo-ists..
1.Scientists have better firearms then the military.
2.Helmets are overrated.
3.Those things on the ceiling aren't ropes.
2.Helmets are overrated.
3.Those things on the ceiling aren't ropes.
If the human race is ever under attack by aliens, and you meet the single person in the world who seems to have a chance of stopping them, RUN he's the mobile epicenter of the disaster! It's only a matter of time before aliens show up and kill everyone BUT him!
I learned that giant green worm monsters will completely nuke your framerate. And that #12 also applies to snipers... but only in the sequel, strangely enough.