166: My Life As a Tank

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Calybos post=6.71030.711700 said:
Really? Because I often play a healer, and I can assure you--everything is usually the HEALER'S fault for not bailing people out of unworkably stupid situations.

The tank charges in, rounds up eleven or twelve elite mobs who pound him down to 10% of his health every two seconds... and it's the HEALER'S fault that he dies. Because a healer should have infinite healing capacity for instantaneous, perpetual heals to full strength every single second. And if I don't, I "just don't know how to heal."

No, really! Just ask around! The healer's the one to blame for every wipe.
In my old guild the healers took a lot of the brunt...but then again a few were just terrible. Then we got into BC and the smaller raid sizes made it apparent that the ones who did ok in 40-mans couldn't handle the smaller group dynamic and their ability (or lack thereof) became really apparent.
 

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Virgil post=6.71030.711774 said:
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Google, Youtube, Wikipedia, Photobucket, Webmail and...? :]
SomethingAwful ;)
Oh lord. I can only imagine what is in store for me with you guys shouting to the hills about this article...and picture. lol
 

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iburns post=6.71030.711748 said:
Melaisis post=6.71030.711733 said:
I've been tanking on WoW for years. On principle, its a job anyone can do. All you need to do is slap a few taunts down and take damage.
Considering the number of bad tanks I've come across I'm inclined to disagree, not anyone can tank. While tanking isn't specifically difficult if you think it's just about "taunting a few times" then you aren't doing it right. Unless you are playing a druid tank...that's ez-mode.
Heh, yeah I was being overly simple, but the point is that not everyone has to have the kind of affectionate mindset and dogma that a lot of tanks share. I think there's a definite line between having a skill of playing the game and really loving tanking because of what it involves (basically protecting other people). The best tanks have a passion for what they do, but the passion doesn't necessarily have to be there to make you a good player; it just certainly helps you to stick with the job if you have it in you already.

Thanks Spin, BTW. :)
 

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Melaisis post=6.71030.711815 said:
iburns post=6.71030.711748 said:
Melaisis post=6.71030.711733 said:
I've been tanking on WoW for years. On principle, its a job anyone can do. All you need to do is slap a few taunts down and take damage.
Considering the number of bad tanks I've come across I'm inclined to disagree, not anyone can tank. While tanking isn't specifically difficult if you think it's just about "taunting a few times" then you aren't doing it right. Unless you are playing a druid tank...that's ez-mode.
Heh, yeah I was being overly simple, but the point is that not everyone has to have the kind of affectionate mindset and dogma that a lot of tanks share. I think there's a definite line between having a skill of playing the game and really loving tanking because of what it involves (basically protecting other people). The best tanks have a passion for what they do, but the passion doesn't necessarily have to be there to make you a good player; it just certainly helps you to stick with the job if you have it in you already.
Exactly, you hit the nail on the head with that last sentence.
 

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A very interesting read. I find myself in the same situation as you Spinwhiz.
Although I stopped playing WoW many, many months ago - and not quite reaching the level of skill that you obviously have, I certainly relate to what you've said in your post about your real life protection instincts. I'm exactly the same.

I'm probably around the same size as yourself, and whenever I know potential danger may spill over onto my friends/family, I am incredibly protective of them. Thanks for the article, was a great read.
 

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TerribleTerryTate post=6.71030.711872 said:
A very interesting read. I find myself in the same situation as you Spinwhiz.
Although I stopped playing WoW many, many months ago - and not quite reaching the level of skill that you obviously have, I certainly relate to what you've said in your post about your real life protection instincts. I'm exactly the same.

I'm probably around the same size as yourself, and whenever I know potential danger may spill over onto my friends/family, I am incredibly protective of them. Thanks for the article, was a great read.
Thank you for the compliment, I'm very glad you liked it! Also, it's great to hear that there are people who view things the same way I do. Keep on keepin' on brother!
 

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cainx10a post=6.71030.711849 said:
Tanks are my heroes!!!

damn right we are
(im almost always the tank for reasons even im not so sure about, and i am always the tank)
 
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Calybos post=6.71030.711700 said:
Really? Because I often play a healer, and I can assure you--everything is usually the HEALER'S fault for not bailing people out of unworkably stupid situations.

The tank charges in, rounds up eleven or twelve elite mobs who pound him down to 10% of his health every two seconds... and it's the HEALER'S fault that he dies. Because a healer should have infinite healing capacity for instantaneous, perpetual heals to full strength every single second. And if I don't, I "just don't know how to heal."

No, really! Just ask around! The healer's the one to blame for every wipe.
Hell yeah, you wouldn't believe the slack I got for failing one Continual Heal. Near-death threats.

And there's always the one idiot Blaster who thinks he's a Tank before screaming for/at the Medic.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil post=6.71030.711963 said:
Calybos post=6.71030.711700 said:
Really? Because I often play a healer, and I can assure you--everything is usually the HEALER'S fault for not bailing people out of unworkably stupid situations.

The tank charges in, rounds up eleven or twelve elite mobs who pound him down to 10% of his health every two seconds... and it's the HEALER'S fault that he dies. Because a healer should have infinite healing capacity for instantaneous, perpetual heals to full strength every single second. And if I don't, I "just don't know how to heal."

No, really! Just ask around! The healer's the one to blame for every wipe.
Hell yeah, you wouldn't believe the slack I got for failing one Continual Heal. Near-death threats.

And there's always the one idiot Blaster who thinks he's a Tank before screaming for/at the Medic.
I actually got to the point where I would just let noob DPSers die. If you are dumb enough to start with your biggest nukes and pull aggro, you deserve to watch the rest of the fight with your face in the dirt. Tough love...but I'm not your mama. :)
 

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Gaming aside, we need more people like you. People with an innate desire to protect others against harm and refuse to stand by and watch evil being done without making an effort to stop it.

I salute you.
 

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I love tanks in GW. I play as an assassin, so in pvp i mainly try to get in a group with a tank so he can distract other players and take all the damage (since assassins dont have very good armor) and i can sneak in, do a crap load of damage, and sneak out.

So yes, tanks are also my hero.
 

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Novan Leon post=6.71030.712047 said:
Gaming aside, we need more people like you. People with an innate desire to protect others against harm and refuse to stand by and watch evil being done without making an effort to stop it.

I salute you.
Thank you! That made my day. :)
 

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Spinwhiz post=6.71030.711993 said:
I actually got to the point where I would just let noob DPSers die. If you are dumb enough to start with your biggest nukes and pull aggro, you deserve to watch the rest of the fight with your face in the dirt. Tough love...but I'm not your mama. :)
Well, as someone who has been the (not so noobish) DPS who has died at your feet, and also the Tank who kept his alts standing... I kinda take offense at this statement...

But I definately understand it.

Having run with Spinwhiz almost daily from the time we first met in Permafrost, thru 2 mini content releases and 2 expansions... guilding with him at times, and just pugging with him at others, it was ALWAYS a joy.
 

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Aure post=6.71030.712402 said:
Spinwhiz post=6.71030.711993 said:
I actually got to the point where I would just let noob DPSers die. If you are dumb enough to start with your biggest nukes and pull aggro, you deserve to watch the rest of the fight with your face in the dirt. Tough love...but I'm not your mama. :)
Well, as someone who has been the (not so noobish) DPS who has died at your feet, and also the Tank who kept his alts standing... I kinda take offense at this statement...

But I definately understand it.

Having run with Spinwhiz almost daily from the time we first met in Permafrost, thru 2 mini content releases and 2 expansions... guilding with him at times, and just pugging with him at others, it was ALWAYS a joy.
I appreciate the kind words Aure...BUT...you dying was not my fault! Nobody could taunt off those huge dps dots! lol

Great to see you!
 

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I appreciate your articles look into the pysche of men and gamers. Indeed, I find it indicative not only of the nature of the humble tank, who seeks both to be lauded for their efforts as well to be the humble hero in equal measure- but also of Men, who by nurture and instinct want to be the hero and the righter of wrongs, even when they are thoroughly unqualified for it.

I always play a tank because I prefer to be Self Sufficient. Other classes need someone to protect them so they can use their awesome powers, the tanks awesome power is the fact they don't need protecting.

Whose the better superhero?
 

acheval

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"According to psychologist Abraham Maslow, there are five levels of need. The first is physiological, the need for food and shelter. The second is security and protection. The third is social, which encompasses the sense of belonging and love. The fourth level is esteem needs: self-esteem, recognition and status."

What's the fifth? :)