I swear a lot. Roughly every 5-10 sentences I utter contains a swear of some sort. It's more because I have an... unusual perspective on language and offensiveness. The way I see it, anyone that gets offended at words needs to reevaluate their priorities, so I don't put any effort or thought into censoring my speech.
*@$^&#%!!!!!
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What's this about a creepy stalker? Is it a girl that likes you or something? And you're asking advice about how to swear at her? Sure, crumple her soul into a little ball and shit on it, why don't you? Maybe you should learn to cope with these situations better instead of reacting like a goddamn idiot who thinks you can diffuse a problem by spouting refined stupid at it?
You want to try something really devastating? Try the truth as you perceive it. I can't promise you an excellent resolution, but it's a whole lot more likely to produce a result than expletives, and you might just learn something.
You want to try something really devastating? Try the truth as you perceive it. I can't promise you an excellent resolution, but it's a whole lot more likely to produce a result than expletives, and you might just learn something.
I swear a significant amount. I've turned it into a bit of a game. How original can my swears get? What kind of combinations can I come up with? How loudly can I swear, and get away with it? Et cetera, et cetera.
I don't see why it's so offensive to tell someone to 'fuck off,' as opposed to 'go away.' They mean the same thing. When it all comes down to it, words are just noises, and any meaning they have is something we came up with ourselves. So, essentially, words don't really mean anything.
Thusly, I don't care. Though I do clean my language when I'm around family or other such people, but also when I want to be taken seriously. Why does no one share my view on the matter? ;-;
On the side, it's much more satisfying to swear when you're pissed off. For me, anyway. I have no idea why, it just is.
I don't see why it's so offensive to tell someone to 'fuck off,' as opposed to 'go away.' They mean the same thing. When it all comes down to it, words are just noises, and any meaning they have is something we came up with ourselves. So, essentially, words don't really mean anything.
Thusly, I don't care. Though I do clean my language when I'm around family or other such people, but also when I want to be taken seriously. Why does no one share my view on the matter? ;-;
On the side, it's much more satisfying to swear when you're pissed off. For me, anyway. I have no idea why, it just is.
I have a few predisposed phrases I use merely as reactions to stimuli. The only other times I curse are to add inflection and abbreviate.
Example, "I fucking hate that fucking guy. He always fucks up my shit."
Translation "I greatly dislike that store clerk for habitually getting my food order incorrect."
Example, "I fucking hate that fucking guy. He always fucks up my shit."
Translation "I greatly dislike that store clerk for habitually getting my food order incorrect."
I believe....that the only people who curse on a regular basis are the ones that don't have the capability to learn some vocabulary to be able to have a conversation like a respectable human being.
Although I will say that I used to quite often when I was younger. And now I hear High Schoolers talking like I used to and I realize just how stupid I sounded and they sound.
Although I will say that I used to quite often when I was younger. And now I hear High Schoolers talking like I used to and I realize just how stupid I sounded and they sound.
Me: I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastric intestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Them: Ummmm... What?
Me: I'M GOING TO SKULL FUCK YOU!
Them: Ummmm... What?
Me: I'M GOING TO SKULL FUCK YOU!
My language is so colourful that it goes beyond the visual spectrum. Half of the words are imaginary, and yet somehow still vulgar. My swearing goes from radio waves to gamma rays. You get the picture.
